do you think you are smarter than everyone else?

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Hometown Slime Queen posted:

I'm not retarded I'm resmarted

Somehow this MUST become the slogan for a line of orthopedic shoes.

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 22:08

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

It know lots of random, useless bullshit, that makes some people think I'm smart, but I'm just as stupid as everyone else.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 21:58

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

At my job I'm surrounded by many brilliant scientists and engineers and also I'm dumb as a rock so no.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 22:06

naem: May 29, 2011

I have a mastrs digree

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

dgsw was always a nooner alt, hth

# ? Mar 16, 2019 00:58

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

It's the opposite, people think i'm smart but i'm dumb as poo poo. Only one teacher saw through it and said I was too stupid for AP classes but I whined to the physics teacher to vouch for me. I got great scores on the SAT, got my phd and have over 5 years experience in postdoctoral research in computational astrophysics but i'm dumb as hell and don't know why people keep paying me to be dumb as hell. I'm going to roll with it for as long as it lasts though.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 01:01

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Cubone posted:

everyone else?

am I smarter than every brain surgeon, electrical engineer, lawyer, economist, financier? am I smarter than chomsky and zizek and cornel west and kwame appiah? am I smarter than thomas pynchon and norman rush and cormac mccarthy? am I smarter than eve ewing, sam sax, claudia rankine? am I smarter than christopher durang, amy herzog, tom stoppard? am I smarter than phillip glass? steve reich? am I smarter than godard, may, ackerman? hell, scorsese, malick, spielberg? korine? bay? am I smarter than john cleese? norman leer? am I smarter than the nuclear physicists working at CERN? am I even smarter than somebody who could describe what the nuclear physicists at CERN are even doing?

yes

I am

conveniently left my name off the list :smuggo:

# ? Mar 16, 2019 01:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm dumb as hell and I like it that way

# ? Mar 16, 2019 01:40

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

yes but only because I surround myself with ultra-tards.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 01:44

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

500 good dogs posted:

dgsw was always a nooner alt, hth

I�ve seen some savage insults on this forum but this takes the cake.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 07:16

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Kuato posted:

I’ve seen some savage insults on this forum but this takes the cake.

coincidence that nooner eats a long probe and dgsw comes back?

# ? Mar 16, 2019 07:25

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Aha, but who's deep cover parachute account am I?

I'm... actually posting in a dgsw thread.
the answer to the Question raised is: good lord no. my gf just did her masters and she is brilliant. I have no idea why she has anything to do with me.
She says I helped a lot, but I don't remember making that many cups of tea.

is this humblebrag by proxy? hosed if I know.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 07:28

Blow: Feb 10, 2004

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I think I'm smarter than everyone else, but I'm not.

^^^

# ? Mar 16, 2019 07:54

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

I'm a loving idiot who gets by on my looks, hygiene, grooming, and public speaking abilities.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 07:59

strange feelings re Daisy: Aug 2, 2000

You think you're better than me?
*puffs out chest*

# ? Mar 16, 2019 08:05

Schneider Inside Her: Aug 6, 2009; Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman

I work in retail and almost everyone who comes into my shop is dumb

# ? Mar 16, 2019 10:27

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

I like not being the smartest person in the room anymore

# ? Mar 16, 2019 10:40

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

just gotta be the fartest one in the room :smug:

# ? Mar 16, 2019 11:01

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

inga awoo

# ? Mar 16, 2019 11:39

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Yes, but it doesn't make me a good poster; the same goes for OP.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 12:51

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

i'm more than half as smart as most people are dumb, and vice versa, i'll tell you that much dad gay

# ? Mar 16, 2019 13:30

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I'm smarter than most people, but I'm certainly not as smart as the fine posters here on the SA Forums

# ? Mar 16, 2019 13:39

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

2 + 2? heh. let's just say i know the answer :smuggo:

# ? Mar 16, 2019 13:41

EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

We peasants can't be smarter than the mods. They knew when the rest of us didn't. How are they always one step ahead?

# ? Mar 16, 2019 14:00

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

I've got above average smarts and below average looks

I would probably have been a lot happier if it was the other way around

# ? Mar 16, 2019 14:12

Creed Reunion Tour: Jul 3, 2007; by Cyrano4747; Grimey Drawer

*then OP

Smarter then everyone else.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 14:51

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

I�m a fuckin moron

# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:06

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i'll have to ask if anybody has stairs in their house at my next mensa meeting - sounds like we goons might be well represented there!

# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:10

deported to Canada: Jun 1, 2006

I can tie my own shoelaces. My mum said I'd have to keep wearing Velcro shoes but I sure showed her.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:35

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

deported to Canada posted:

I can tie my own shoelaces. My mum said I'd have to keep wearing Velcro shoes but I sure showed her.

People make fun of me sometimes for still doing the bunny ears method, but it's just easier+better.

Loop swoop and pull is bullshit.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:50

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

yeah I eat rear end posted:

People make fun of me sometimes for still doing the bunny ears method, but it's just easier+better.

Loop swoop and pull is bullshit.

I�m so loving dumb I don�t even understand what this means in relation to tying shoes

# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:52

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Loop swoop and pull is bullshit.

Loop, swoop, and pull my dingus.

# ? Mar 16, 2019 15:54

Big Mackson: Sep 26, 2009

*thoughtful discussion about real things that matter*

Me: Hey, i just found out that if you use more shampoo than usual it gets rid of all the dried skin flakes in your hair AND makes it softer and shiny!
Everybody else: :|

# ? Mar 16, 2019 16:20