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https://garfieldeats.com/ Finally, a way to get Entergaged, because a background song, a wav file of I guess a Garfield catchphrase, and a youtube video all start playing simultaneously. This entire website and product is hilarious as hell, please visit it if you want to die.
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Jim Davis will really let lease his IP out for any amount of money for any reason, won't he https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1096444373053722625
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pseudanonymous posted:It's really hard to tell if this is parody or real. It rides the line excellently. It's a rabbit hole into capitalist insanity. And it's totally real. https://www.instagram.com/nathenmazri/ This guy is the CEO or whatever. https://www.instagram.com/p/BtGtFfFhLQk/
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staberind posted:is this another tangentially related lasagna cat "thing" Sounds like you aren't very entergaged
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Mar 16, 2019 13:21
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Order a Garfield pizza you cowards
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Jun 8, 2019 22:23
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goodog posted:Nathen, a young Arab-Canadian man is leaving Laval in the French province of Quebec with his family to settle in a soon to be discovered a tyrannical kingdom of Arabia in the middle of the desert sinking his soul in monotony, an unspoken epidemic, and defeated by suppression for over 12 years of his life lingering with broken dreams, Scoliosis, sexual identity crisis, bipolar disease, and the struggle to claim true elusive love. After watching that youtube video and reading this I kind of feel sorry for him for being the black sheep queer kid even if he has enough money to just live everybody's dream and become a pozzed-up circuit queen without a care in the world
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On the other hand, considering how rich his dad is and how much money has been thrown at him to succeed in his various dumbass dreams, if any one of us was currently homeless and addicted to pain pills, we would still be less of a failure than this guy
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Goons are so disappointing now. If this was 2009 there would be a Toronto goon pizza party where at least one guy barfs (garfs) all over himself. Order a Garfield shaped pizza you cowards
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Jul 4, 2019 21:42
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However, Download GarfieldEATS Canada to collect the paws, use G CODES, and be entergaged.
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Jul 4, 2019 21:43
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 It still absolutely rules that he ran his photo through a Chinese faceshopping app for this website
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I feel like anger is the only rational response to this Yeah, because there isn't a single Toronto goon willing to be entergaged
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Mordja posted:Just checking, does his book actually state he's gay, or is everyone assuming because it makes mention of his "sexuality" which could mean almost anything in Saudi Arabia? Not that it changes anything tho. I mean, look at old video clips of him when he was trying to make it in hollywood
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Korthal posted:
I"m that lady.
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A pizza of contrasts. I actually liked the sauce??? The cheese is cheese, it's not hard to mess up. The crust is doable with ingredients on it, but the edges taste like communion wafers. Overall my low expectations were surpassed, never going again with so many better options literally next door. 
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If the garf seasoning isn't just some orange tumeric that doesn't really go with anything but has tumeric in it because it's orange, I will be enter-raged
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This man is easily dumber and worse at business than Doobie.
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Mimesweeper posted:He sure is rich as hell for a dumb at business guy who drew a bland comic. Actually, Nathan does not draw the comic, he just gives Jim Davis a lot of money to use the Garfield brand
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I think that most of his videos are too cutesy in that stereotypical leftist cutesy sort of way where your intelligence just feels insulted unless you're the kind of person who perpetually is on a hair trigger for a mental breakdown, but apparently he pulled it down because the video was too mean
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Dr. Quarex posted:I watched it. I mostly felt proud and vindicated that he turned on Nathen at the same time I did! What did he say about Nathan
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Dr. Quarex posted:He showed Nathen's YouTube? video talking about the coverup and how Bill Gates probably created COVID-19 because Microsoft is benefitting so strongly from this (the author pointing out Bill Gates does not in fact work at Microsoft though that is hardly the main reason Nathen should go to jail for this), covered how incredibly weird it is that Nathen, not Garfield, is the focal point of so much advertising, and questioned how this business of all businesses is expanding rather than collapsing right now. I don't know why that would trigger an audience of teens who are particularly ready to have public meltdowns over the anime betrayals of their favorite twee content creators, but I have never had an audience of weepy teens before so what do I know
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I didn't post that second thing at all and you belong in liars prison
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:your name is mr. bvigglesworth and you're a huge cranky tomcat upset someone rubbed your tummy while you were napping in a sunbeam It's okay that I don't like the YouTube channel that you like
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1327280118746804224?s=19 This is the saddest thing SweetWillyRollbar posted:Rocky and Bullwinkle Eats, where the cheap production values are part of the charm! This existed in Edmonton when I was a very young child. It was like a Chuck E Cheese Edit holy poo poo there are still locations of this thing bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Nov 13, 2020 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:I was going to order the stupid lasagna as a joke but it only delivers to loving Ontario. Get Nathan to put it on that delivery service that lowtax uses to order $300 pies
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Nathan is right that landlords suck though
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Lt. Cock posted:
I just want to reiterate that Nathan is very very gay and deeply closeted and I hope that instead of using his dad's money to purchase branding rights for his failing businesses he finds a boyfriend to smooch and hold hands with
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Dec 1, 2020 15:07
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Mordja posted:Now what's gonna entergage me? I didn't read the book because my brain is precious to me and it's damaged enough just by reading internet forums so I just thought he was closeted because his dad is an oil baron in UAE or some poo poo
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Scooby Eats should have the most disgusting greasy stoner grub imaginable like burgers with jalapeno poppers on them and french fries with gummi bears melted on top and that sort of Guy Fieri level of embarassing food, but it won't because Nathen is a bad businessman.
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Dec 3, 2020 23:13
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Jimmy Savile Daycare Center
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Garfield said the n word
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen Mazri: Noted introvert He's on the sigma male grindset Also the last time I read this thread was page 85, which was in February. Is there a Scooby Doo restaurant now and has it failed yet
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reignofevil posted:Scooby has not yet been graced with a physical establishment but coming soon.... Vegan pizza! So is he doing like a uber eats ghost kitchen sort of thing, except his app only has 1 restaurant on it and it sucks poo poo?
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sharknado slashfic posted:Oh, they have a mirror?
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No! NO!!!
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Dec 24, 2021 22:08
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Anyway I don't really read this thread but are there enough insane people ITT that it would be a good idea for me to close it before people start posting pictures of Nathan's house or whatever?
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Dec 24, 2021 23:18
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I personally don't think so quite yet - maybe we should wait a couple weeks to see what our entergagement levels are and whether he's got something cooking in the new year Yeah whenever I'd check in usually something funny was happening so I'm glad that people like this thread, but threads that live for this long tend to go very insane after their subject decides to stop doing whatever was funny in the first place, or sometimes a series of stone cold steve austin gifs get posted and place gbs under a spell
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Dec 24, 2021 23:21
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Well I'll be damned. Still, I can't wait to see what Nathen does next. A sequel to Arabiolosis? I hope he finds a nice gentleman to settle down with who he can hug and smooch 
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Dec 25, 2021 00:54
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Futanari Damacy posted:Do not call this autism, that is really unkind to people who are actually on the spectrum. He should just be gay
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Nathen go on Blocked Party
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StabMasterArson posted:Lol its Darksyde Phil Lol
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