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mycophobia
May 7, 2008



Grimey Drawer

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Dec 5, 2014

CUCK SJW


he doesn't exist hth

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

I'm God but I used my power to make myself 100% human and now I can't switch back. Good luck, universe!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

If he exists, he's an rear end in a top hat.

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty6tvHymEDM

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Yes he doesn't exist but if he did his stupid ideas are goony as gently caress.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

100%
Insufferable
Cunt


God exists but he also is a vegetable.

man nurse
Feb 17, 2014

Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_OCNl6ioQ

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001

Oh! We can't open our eyes, it's too dazzling. Let's take the gorgeous Rainbow back.

He's just a stranger on the bus tryna make his way home

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.



Illegal Hen

He can microwave a burrito so hot that even He couldn't eat it.

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017


i don't

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

People like to say God is an rear end in a top hat if he exists, but you seem to forget the part in the bible where there is only one judge who matters: him. We aren't allowed to have an opinion good or bad about him. Either follow his instructions to get to heaven or go to hell.

I admire him for his adherence to the rules.

and as a side note, honestly I think the world is due for the return of old testament God, we could do with another cleansing and reboot of civilization.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"

Buglord

I donít think heís a very good person tbqh

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

100%
Insufferable
Cunt


God prob literally has some superhuman form of dementia like just crazy rear end eternal force that doesn't know what the gently caress is going on.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I wonder if God is a slob like one of us...

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012


Well if Dick Dorkins doesn't believe in God, then neither do I.

*vapes euphorically

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




Hair Elf

God is a woman of colour. Proof: just look at who is drawn to criticize her most strongly, despite her being literally everything.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


god is a concept by which we measure our pain

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

ask for it

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

people put too much in to the "created us in his own image" thing. It doesn't mean God looks like a human.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



i would suck gods dick just to see what comes out

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

god works through me when i pound my hog

therefore god is a serial rapist qed

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


central dogma posted:

Well if Dick Dorkins doesn't believe in God, then neither do I.

*vapes euphorically
2003 called, they want to interview you about life in the 90s.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Tasty but I feel bad every time I have some cause it's so overfished

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Sorry I thought you said Cod

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

"I DO NOT CONSENT" he screamed at the heavens while relentlessly fuckpounding his raw tubesteak.

God laughs, rapistly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

100%
Insufferable
Cunt


God watches naked children as they get dressed. God needs to be put on the sex offender registry.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008



Gravy Boat 2k

I miss Old Testament God. He was a real prankster, that one, ha ha ha

Tony Snark
Dec 25, 2005



Probably regrets not dumbing down those scriptures completely so all these filthy monkeys would definitely understand.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

If HE existed he would help support the forums. Or maybe smite them.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why
We get the point of rolling up a million


Doctor Rope

I am going to serious post

I really, really dislike the church and some of the people who go to them. Not to get E/N but let's just say in a short summary is that my dad died and my christian family came after me hard with getting a house they want sold without me knowing. The therapy I received to deal with my dad's death and with the family was from a church and before the 2nd session could happen I needed to give my 401k to become a member of the church. All of the people who told me "Thoughts and Prayers" to me did absolutely nothing but goons, close friends, and my college reached out and saved me from not only being homeless but from taking my own life.

Not only this but I live literally 10 miles from the Tornado that blew past us this past week. Do you want to know who covered the costs of the funerals of those who fell victim to the storm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpGtUuk-QU

THE loving CASINO.

gently caress these fake chuches in my area and gently caress every single fucker who has done nothing to help those people in my community.

I do talk to God and I do believe in him.

Tony Snark
Dec 25, 2005



Taking a bullwhip to them would have been properly Christ-like.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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churches are great for picking up women too as long as you're cool with spending over a year of "courting" and getting her parents to like you before she'll even let you non-side-hug her.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

100%
Insufferable
Cunt


Last time I was in a church they tried to let me have a go at handling the weird colored lights and stuff on stage during the sermon because they wanted to encourage my electronic knick-knack nerdery and I ended up butchering it extremely bad because I was thinking about Metroid: Zero Mission being mere inches away in my pocket with my GBA because I wanted to play Metroid: Zero Mission and not be at boring church.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Colonel, trust me.

Heís a huge dork

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



it was definitely aliens

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Oct 15, 2012



Biscuit Hider

Animal-Mother posted:

I'm God but I used my power to make myself 100% human and now I can't switch back. Good luck, universe!

Pretty decent tv premise tbh

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



God hates me

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