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he doesn't exist hth
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Mar 16, 2019 00:38
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I'm God but I used my power to make myself 100% human and now I can't switch back. Good luck, universe!
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Mar 16, 2019 00:41
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If he exists, he's an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 16, 2019 00:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty6tvHymEDM
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Mar 16, 2019 00:43
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Yes he doesn't exist but if he did his stupid ideas are goony as gently caress.
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Mar 16, 2019 00:44
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God exists but he also is a vegetable.
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Mar 16, 2019 00:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_OCNl6ioQ
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Mar 16, 2019 00:45
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He's just a stranger on the bus tryna make his way home
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Mar 16, 2019 00:46
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He can microwave a burrito so hot that even He couldn't eat it.
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Mar 16, 2019 00:47
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i don't
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Mar 16, 2019 00:47
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People like to say God is an rear end in a top hat if he exists, but you seem to forget the part in the bible where there is only one judge who matters: him. We aren't allowed to have an opinion good or bad about him. Either follow his instructions to get to heaven or go to hell. I admire him for his adherence to the rules. and as a side note, honestly I think the world is due for the return of old testament God, we could do with another cleansing and reboot of civilization.
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Mar 16, 2019 00:47
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I don’t think he’s a very good person tbqh
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Mar 16, 2019 00:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
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Mar 16, 2019 00:49
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Mar 16, 2019 00:49
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God prob literally has some superhuman form of dementia like just crazy rear end eternal force that doesn't know what the gently caress is going on.
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Mar 16, 2019 00:50
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I wonder if God is a slob like one of us...
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Mar 16, 2019 00:56
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Well if Dick Dorkins doesn't believe in God, then neither do I. *vapes euphorically
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Mar 16, 2019 00:57
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God is a woman of colour. Proof: just look at who is drawn to criticize her most strongly, despite her being literally everything.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:03
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god is a concept by which we measure our pain
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Mar 16, 2019 01:04
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ask for it
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Mar 16, 2019 01:05
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people put too much in to the "created us in his own image" thing. It doesn't mean God looks like a human.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:05
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i would suck gods dick just to see what comes out
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Mar 16, 2019 01:06
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god works through me when i pound my hog therefore god is a serial rapist qed
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Mar 16, 2019 01:08
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central dogma posted:Well if Dick Dorkins doesn't believe in God, then neither do I.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:09
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Tasty but I feel bad every time I have some cause it's so overfished
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Mar 16, 2019 01:09
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Sorry I thought you said Cod
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Mar 16, 2019 01:09
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"I DO NOT CONSENT" he screamed at the heavens while relentlessly fuckpounding his raw tubesteak. God laughs, rapistly
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Mar 16, 2019 01:09
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God watches naked children as they get dressed. God needs to be put on the sex offender registry.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:10
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I miss Old Testament God. He was a real prankster, that one, ha ha ha 
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Mar 16, 2019 01:10
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Probably regrets not dumbing down those scriptures completely so all these filthy monkeys would definitely understand.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:10
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If HE existed he would help support the forums. Or maybe smite them.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:13
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I am going to serious post I really, really dislike the church and some of the people who go to them. Not to get E/N but let's just say in a short summary is that my dad died and my christian family came after me hard with getting a house they want sold without me knowing. The therapy I received to deal with my dad's death and with the family was from a church and before the 2nd session could happen I needed to give my 401k to become a member of the church. All of the people who told me "Thoughts and Prayers" to me did absolutely nothing but goons, close friends, and my college reached out and saved me from not only being homeless but from taking my own life. Not only this but I live literally 10 miles from the Tornado that blew past us this past week. Do you want to know who covered the costs of the funerals of those who fell victim to the storm? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpGtUuk-QU THE loving CASINO. gently caress these fake chuches in my area and gently caress every single fucker who has done nothing to help those people in my community. I do talk to God and I do believe in him.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:16
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Taking a bullwhip to them would have been properly Christ-like.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:19
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churches are great for picking up women too as long as you're cool with spending over a year of "courting" and getting her parents to like you before she'll even let you non-side-hug her.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:19
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Last time I was in a church they tried to let me have a go at handling the weird colored lights and stuff on stage during the sermon because they wanted to encourage my electronic knick-knack nerdery and I ended up butchering it extremely bad because I was thinking about Metroid: Zero Mission being mere inches away in my pocket with my GBA because I wanted to play Metroid: Zero Mission and not be at boring church.
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Mar 16, 2019 01:23
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He’s a huge dork
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Mar 16, 2019 01:27
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it was definitely aliens
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Mar 16, 2019 01:33
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Animal-Mother posted:I'm God but I used my power to make myself 100% human and now I can't switch back. Good luck, universe! Pretty decent tv premise tbh
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Mar 16, 2019 01:33
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God hates me
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