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Kobolds are tiny dragonlings, gnomes are dipshits who talk to gophers. gently caress gnomes.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 16:59 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 16:16 |
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If gnomes are playable characters, then fremlins should be also.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:09 |
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Princess posted:If gnomes are playable characters, then fremlins should be also. Is that like a female gremlin?
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:12 |
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Applewhite posted:Is that like a female gremlin? A "friendly gremlin". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremlin_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:14 |
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how does the thread feel about svirfneblins
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:15 |
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Princess posted:A "friendly gremlin". Ah k. TBH as far as I know, Gremlins aren't even a monster race in 5E (not mentioned in Monster Manual, can't speak for Volo's Guide). So the chances of getting one as a player race are pretty slim.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:15 |
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free hubcaps posted:how does the thread feel about svirfneblins Ghezuntheight
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:16 |
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Ok well gnomes are twee little assholes and kobolds are tiny dragon-people. They are in no way dog or rat people. In the coming race wars I will be supporting kobolds, of course. With or without big honkin lizard titties, they have my support.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:17 |
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Labes for days posted:Ok well gnomes are twee little assholes and kobolds are tiny dragon-people. They are in no way dog or rat people. Big honkin' lizard titties are for Dragonborns. Kobolds are just rad as hell.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:25 |
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Also throwing my lot in with the kobolds. I like anything with the capacity to scamper.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:31 |
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Who What Now posted:Kobolds are tiny dragonlings, gnomes are dipshits who talk to gophers. gently caress gnomes. Didn't kobolds use to be little dog-goblins before they got turned into little dragon-goblins
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:37 |
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The Dregs posted:Didn't kobolds use to be little dog-goblins before they got turned into little dragon-goblins Get with the times, old man
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:38 |
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I always play Human because if I play another race I can't decide if it's racist to do the accent or racist not to do the accent.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:41 |
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op it sounds as if you have been 'gnomed'
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:42 |
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Who What Now posted:Get with the times, old man Does believing that 4e is the one true edition make me old? I mean in addition to being old.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:42 |
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Applewhite posted:Big honkin' lizard titties are for Dragonborns. Kobolds are just rad as hell. I’m glad we agree wrt kobold titties. Also kobolds as dragonesque midgets makes sense so you can put the bigass dragon they worship at the end of a long, painful kobold dungeon and make your players hate you. It’s win/win really. Grevling posted:Is this thread pro or anti Deekin? If anyone in here is anti Deekin I will fight them and any gnomes they bring for backup irl.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:44 |
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Applewhite posted:I never get to play big tiddy characters. I have the mark of the DM on me and can never escape. I've been doing to play my Gnome warlock/Bard who sold his soul to the devil for mad ukulele skills for years. But I'm the only person in the group who can DM. I feel your pain.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:47 |
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grindylows have big ol tats because they use them for buoyancy control or so ive heard
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:49 |
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I play a dryder with big combat boots on, and she goes around kicking things with lots of legs and boots
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 17:51 |
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you look up at the spires of the city of brass reaching for what passes for a sky on the plane of fire, their tops lost to vision in the whirling heat haze that pervades the boiling metropolis. As you walk down the bustling main boulevard, a salamander with seriously huge knockers approaches. “Hail, travelers from the material plane, carest though to fondle my tiddies?” she says coquettishly.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:00 |
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:I always play Human because if I play another race I can't decide if it's racist to do the accent or racist not to do the accent. What accents do you think non-existent fictional races have? And why do you assume all humans talk exactly like you? Seems... Pretty racist.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:06 |
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Who What Now posted:What accents do you think non-existent fictional races have? And why do you assume all humans talk exactly like you? Seems... Pretty racist. Dwarves talk like Scots or sometimes Vikings. Elves talk like fancy Brits and Halflings talk like unfancy Brits. Trolls talk like Jamaicans I think
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:20 |
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WoW is very racist, yes.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:22 |
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Kobobls = Yipping Demons
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:27 |
free hubcaps posted:you look up at the spires of the city of brass reaching for what passes for a sky on the plane of fire, their tops lost to vision in the whirling heat haze that pervades the boiling metropolis. As you walk down the bustling main boulevard, a salamander with seriously huge knockers approaches. “Hail, travelers from the material plane, carest though to fondle my tiddies?” she says coquettishly. Yea ok Greg obvious trap to burn my arm off, I just tell her she got some great tits but I'm here on business
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:41 |
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What are doing in the City of Brass without at least Fire Resistance 30?
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:47 |
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Who What Now posted:What are doing in the City of Brass without at least Fire Resistance 30? Oh you're supposed to loadout to *resist* fire??? *Sheepishly looks at spell book full of Fireballs*
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 18:49 |
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a group of onlookers is gathering around your party and the well endowed salamander. *rolls perception* Among others of her kind and build, you see several azer slaves with giant funbags among the crowd, as well as a number of efreeti ladies with humongous gazongas and at least one fire giant with boobs the size of a small house. They all look at you expectantly. what are you guys gonna do?
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:01 |
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Gnomes belong in the dust ben of history if you ask me OP...........................................................................................
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:02 |
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free hubcaps posted:a group of onlookers is gathering around your party and the well endowed salamander. *rolls perception* Among others of her kind and build, you see several azer slaves with giant funbags among the crowd, as well as a number of efreeti ladies with humongous gazongas and at least one fire giant with boobs the size of a small house. They all look at you expectantly. Heightened conjure water, for a wet chainmail contest. The resulting steam explosion will hopefully wipe out everyone.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:08 |
Like I said, business first, ask her if she wants the number to my scrying orb
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:16 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Yea ok Greg obvious trap to burn my arm off, I just tell her she got some great tits but I'm here on business the salamander’s face tightens into a firmer smile. “touch my hot tits weary traveller” she says in a more insistent tone. The crowd presses in tighter, *checks magic knowledge* their faces all displaying the same unnatural grin as the salamander, and their heaving chests all bearing rocking cleavage, as if under a strange spell. Colonel Cancer posted:Heightened conjure water, for a wet chainmail contest. The resulting steam explosion will hopefully wipe out everyone. you have a single chainmail hauberk to spare, which you hand to the salamander as you ask her to put it on. it melts as soon as she touches it. *rolls perception* her sweater puppies seem to get almost imperceptibly bigger.
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:19 |
poo poo, dispel! Also, back away mewing if needed
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:24 |
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I use my 7th level spell slot to cast Reduce Juggs, Mass
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:39 |
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i cast Mordenkainen's Wizened Knob
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:48 |
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Who What Now posted:I use my 7th level spell slot to cast Reduce Juggs, Mass SniperWoreConverse posted:poo poo, dispel! Also, back away mewing if needed oh no! as soon as the last word of who what now’s mass jug reduction spell leaves his lips and a large nipple shaped rune forms in the air, sniper rolls a 1 on his attempt to dispel the salamanders cursed tats, instead cancellling his friends high level spell! The group of fiery races with ensorcelled honkers closes in tighter, their grins now rictuses
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 19:55 |
Bullshit! "Back away mewing" gives mystical defense! Beard of Nero! The fiddling will distract them
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 20:02 |
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I want to cast Magic Missile at the
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# ? Mar 18, 2019 20:04 |
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free hubcaps posted:oh no! as soon as the last word of who what now’s mass jug reduction spell leaves his lips and a large nipple shaped rune forms in the air, sniper rolls a 1 on his attempt to dispel the salamanders cursed tats, instead cancellling his friends high level spell! The group of fiery races with ensorcelled honkers closes in tighter, their grins now rictuses I take the disengage action and flee toward the open alley between the two giant dome-shaped buildings
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# ? Mar 19, 2019 01:00 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I want to cast Magic Missile at the you try to cast magic missile at the salamanders righteous boobs...but you are a barbarian. suffice to say it doesn’t work. the salamander with the big ones looks even more crazed. SniperWoreConverse posted:Beard of Nero! The fiddling will distract them you start stroking your neckbeard in what you hope is a thoughtful fashion. it doesn’t stop the crush of literally hot titties beginning to close in on you. a particularly close fire mephit with what looks like breasts made of fire singes the hair on your left arm off with its blazing rack. you take 2 fire damage. Applewhite posted:I take the disengage action and flee toward the open alley between the two giant dome-shaped buildings you disengage but trigger an attack of opportunity from an azer slave close by. Your forced motorboating of her bazongas causes serious burns to your face. you take 5 damage and lose 2 CHA until the wounds heal. Mozi posted:i cast Mordenkainen's Wizened Knob also you all have raging boners now
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