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jim and the rest of his gang subject dwight, the "new fish", to horrific and sadistic sexual ordeals with the tacit acknowledgement of prison guards. he hangs himself in his cell
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jim arranges for dwight to be consumed by wolves
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Mar 29, 2021 22:40
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jim fucks dwight up with the sharp end of a claw hammer, gurning and mugging the whole time
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Apr 1, 2021 11:05
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jim enrobes dwight in molten chocolate
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Apr 1, 2021 15:16
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distracting him with a poke to the eye, jim reachs down firmly and briskly clips the head off dwight's penis with a cigar cutter
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Apr 1, 2021 22:35
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jim does the wrong kind of sex to dwight
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Apr 5, 2021 20:26
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jim slowly throttles dwight with a length of cheesewire mug cameras the jim 
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Apr 6, 2021 13:26
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dwight posts on twitter that he is at a memorial for his mother, including an image of the memorial pamphlet. jim replies to indicate that ouuugh, he just nutted all over dwight's mother
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Apr 6, 2021 22:38
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Gatto Grigio posted:Devoted goon Dwight devotes a GBS thread to the myriad pranks that Jim has pulled on him. jim mods the camera
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Apr 8, 2021 22:08
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jim mugs dwight for his camera
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Apr 14, 2021 00:03
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dwight thinks he's alone in the office kitchen and performs an embarrassing song and dance routine to his favourite j-pop video. he shows up on youtube the next day as a viral sensation. what he didn't know is that jim's mug's a camera.
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Apr 14, 2021 09:48
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With practised ease Jim took Dwight's wrists in one hand, while with the other he squeezed his throat. Dwight gasped in breath and his voice broke. "How did you find out?" he said. "How did you find out you loved me?" "I'm sorry. I wanted to say it all in person. You're my love, I'm sorry." Jim broke free of Dwight's death grip and jumped to his feet. "You're something," he said to Dwight. "I feel so much more … so much more … so much more alive when I'm with you." He took a step toward Dwight and spat on the floor. "I'll always love you." He reached out and
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Apr 14, 2021 18:22
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as jim and dwight both ride the elevator, jim emits a long, low groan and firmly ejaculates on dwight's trouser leg. Jim storms out of the elevator as the doors open, shouting "gross, he's got cum on his leg"
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Apr 16, 2021 20:19
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jimpies mugs the camera while the tv crew pity his obvious and profound mental disabilities
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Apr 16, 2021 21:25
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jim trains dwight incorrectly, as a joke
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Apr 17, 2021 11:48
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jim pokes dwight hard in the eye for no reason
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Apr 17, 2021 21:30
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jim persuades dwight to holiday in Nagasaki, august 6th, 1945
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Apr 18, 2021 00:28
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jim covers dwight in crude oil, increasing his risk of cancer significantly
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Apr 19, 2021 09:44
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jim commissions a realdoll of dwight, brings it to the office, and keeps talking about "date night"
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Apr 24, 2021 11:27
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while dwight is away from his desk, jim has unprotected penetrative sex with his coworker's computer
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Apr 26, 2021 11:20
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crouching under a desk, jim vomits a strange, caustic substance all over dwight's shins and feet, causing him severe chemical burns. jim scuttles into a ventilation duct, while mugging
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jim surgically implants a mobile phone in dwight's chest cavity and calls it at odd hours
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Apr 28, 2021 15:23
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jim arranges for dwight to be beaten up by white nationalists
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Apr 29, 2021 13:44
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jim carefully paints racial epithets onto the back of dwight's suit
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May 3, 2021 19:23
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maybe he just hides dwight's lunch or something
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May 3, 2021 23:24
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jim forces a toothpick under dwight's fingernail
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May 4, 2021 11:30
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jim picks up a gamecube by the handle and beats dwight around the face and chest with it
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May 5, 2021 20:09
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The Bramble posted:It's been a month and I still think about this post... quote:“No,” I mugged, “you were not Jim.”
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May 5, 2021 20:45
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jim mugs dwight's grandma
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May 5, 2021 23:37
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jim handcuffs dwight to a bedframe and injects him with heroin, to get him addicted as a joke
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May 9, 2021 23:51
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jim, towering over dwight, bites through the back of his neck with prosthetic stainless steel teeth
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May 10, 2021 15:30
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jim arranges for dwight to be mauled by a leopard
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May 10, 2021 23:25
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a sniper wounds mose but leaves him alive in an attempt to lure dwight out of his bunker. while dwight cowers in an agony of indecision, a gleam on the sniper's scope glints at the camera
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May 12, 2021 10:03
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dwight stands at a public urinal, shaking out the last few drops. snaking bonelessly around the hapless dwight with unerring speed and precision, jim pins dwight's penis to the porcelein using a knitting needle
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May 12, 2021 18:22
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jim takes dwight's lunch from the shared office fridge, despite it being clearly labelled with dwight's name, and sexually assaults it
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May 13, 2021 13:47
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jim casually leans over, clamps his mouth around dwight's eyesocket, and sucks out his eyeball, before biting off the dangling optic nerve and spitting it out of an open window. mose, the dog, snaps it out of the air like a fly
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May 13, 2021 16:02
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jim frames dwight. through fraudulent documentation he makes it look as though dwight authorised the shipping of all the scranton office items off to various parts of Australia, and was only stopped just in time. of course, jim needs to make this believable, meaning some items actually have to be shipped - so while dwight gets roundly chewed out and ostracised by office staff, Jim's mug's in Canberra
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dwight is really looking forward to a UK beer festival at which a rare beet beer is being served. however, on the day he learns that the member of staff detailed with obtaining the keg has been waylaid by a violent assailant on his way back, and has had his belongings stolen. dwight is inconsolable to learn that on a shadowy street corner in Bolton, Jim mugs the CAMRA
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pulled underwater by a large fish, dwight finds a glimmering ring half-buried in a riverbed. jim insists that dwight hands the ring over for his birthday, but he refuses. jim strangles dwight to death and hides the corpse, mugging the camera
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dwight runs for prime minister on a progressive leftist platform, garnering unprecedented support among the young and unengaged segments of the voting population. jim uses his connections in the media, as well as capitalising on factional strife within the labour party and dwight's own inexpert efforts to reframe the conversation, to paint dwight as antisemitic. dwight is defeated in a landslide. oh, jim mugs the cam-era.
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