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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



The Beast returns before WrestleMania
One week after Seth Rollins’ victory over Brock Lesnar’s longtime training partner, Shelton Benjamin, the Universal Champion comes to Raw with the red brand’s most prestigious prize in tow. What will happen when The Beast Incarnate and “The Beastslayer” meet under the same roof? Will Rollins bring the fight to Lesnar three weeks before their anticipated battle at WrestleMania?

Kurt Angle to announce his WrestleMania opponent
On Raw, live in his hometown of Pittsburgh, WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle announced that his career was winding down, and that he would embark on a farewell tour leading to his final match at this year’s WrestleMania. This Monday in Chicago, The Olympic Hero will reveal his opponent for that climactic contest.

Seth Rollins seeks retribution against Drew McIntyre
One week after Drew McIntyre assaulted Roman Reigns and brutalized Dean Ambrose in a Falls Count Anywhere Match, Seth Rollins aims to avenge his Shield brothers by facing The Scottish Psychopath one-on-one.

Dana Brooke gets her title opportunity against Ronda Rousey
Seven days after her bold challenge to Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey was met with a vicious beatdown, Dana Brooke will face The Rowdy One for her title on Raw. On Friday morning, Rousey was fined by WWE for her actions last Monday, which also included striking a WWE official.

Who will partner with Finn Bálor against Bobby Lashley & Lio Rush?
With a little unexpected help from Lio Rush, Bobby Lashley defeated Finn Bálor this past Monday night to reclaim the Intercontinental Championship. Now, Bálor will team with a partner of his choosing to take on The All Mighty and The Man of the Hour in tag team combat.

Is Beth Phoenix pondering an in-ring return?
After Nia Jax and Tamina dared to put their hands on Beth Phoenix at WWE Fastlane, the WWE Hall of Famer retaliated on Raw, bringing the fight to “The Samoan Slaughterhouse” alongside her former tag team partner and longtime friend, Natalya. They say that anything can happen in WWE, and that’s doubly true on The Road to WrestleMania. Are we witnessing a “Divas of Doom” reunion, with The Glamazon teaming up with The Queen of Harts once more?

No. Holds. Barred.
Triple H gave Batista what he wanted: a one-on-one match against The Game at WrestleMania. But the battle will be on The Cerebral Assassin’s terms, and will be a No Holds Barred Match. When these former Evolution allies clashed at WrestleMania 21 for the World Heavyweight Championship, it was The Animal who walked away with the victory. But after viciously attacking Triple H’s mentor Ric Flair and provoking one of the most ruthless Superstars in history, has Batista sealed his own fate?

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
oh yeah, Raw's right here...in Chicago, Illinois

why couldn't the good show Smackdown come here? maybe I'd actually go

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm having thai food for dinner

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Jesus Christ, Wrestlemania is 3 weeks away :psyduck:

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Over/under on Punk chants?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Power Windows posted:

Over/under on Punk chants?

4

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Better question is the odds that Lesnar himself says anything

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

under

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Seth isn't huge but he's much bigger than Finn/AJ/Bryan

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Seth isn't huge but he's much bigger than Finn/AJ/Bryan

not finn

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

i think this brock lesnar guy is really going places

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
this sucks

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
The only thing I care about right now for WM is the kofitrain.

Everything else is bad or very underwhelming.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Put Drew in the main, thanks and god bless

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what if his name was Block Lesnar, and his head was a block of wood

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

what if his name was brick lesnar, and his head was strong as brick.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
Finally Drew gets to be cool again

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
the entire production style of WWE is literally nauseating, it's unwatchable

kevin dunn would get laughed out of the room if he ever tried to go anywhere else

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Nevermind i guess drew is now dead

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009



DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Man and to think I used to think Drew McIntyre (the wrestler) had potential on the main roster. The poster has lots of potential still though.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Professor Funk posted:

Put Drew in the main, thanks and god bless

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.
What a babyface Rollins is

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
hahaha big ups to the palestinian flag in the front row

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



tuned in and was greeted with this

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Cool see you at WM Brock.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

tuned in and was greeted with this



tfw bud light offers to pay you

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
BROCKLE SNAR WAS THERE AND HE WATCHED SOMETHING HAPPEN


IT WAS A START

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

DarkstarIV posted:

Cool see you at WM Brock.

He’s winning.

Lol @ anyone who thought the build for Becky/Ronda was going to be worse than this. This is the most Brock Lesnar build ever. He shows up for 5 minutes and then leaves as usual, and also maybe beats up Rollins in the McIntyre match.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Bobby Lashley looks gross as hell

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

lol it's gonna be braun

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Abroham Lincoln posted:

tuned in and was greeted with this



He’s so

loving

pink

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



michael cole just spoiled the mystery partner

great TV

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

PASS THE MASH posted:

Bobby Lashley looks gross as hell

Cool post from 2005

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Does it come with Baron Corn?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Finally, Raw is good again.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
yesterday was my birthday, in case anyone missed that in the general thread. i still need presents.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

:chanpop:

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Abroham Lincoln posted:

michael cole just spoiled the mystery partner

great TV

it's me. michael tarver

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