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This will be a successful long-term product.. But...hey... that's JUST a theory.
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Someone please throw a Kirby at the Mat Pat.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:50
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Hell yeah, this is what i came here for.  YOUTUBE CREATORS
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Mar 19, 2019 18:50
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Oh man that streamer voice is basically the radio DJ voice x100.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:51
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now you can replicate the exact moment where a Youtube Creator screeched like a banshee in noted horror game, Hello Neighbor. As a Gamer and a Creator, this is important to me
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Mar 19, 2019 18:51
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50 minutes in and they still haven't shown an actual video game that people don't already have access to, this isn't gonna stick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUyM-qyAmRg
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Mar 19, 2019 18:52
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is this jake paul i hate this man
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Mar 19, 2019 18:52
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Now Youtube creators can connect with their audience better and say racist poo poo ON THE CLOUD
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Mar 19, 2019 18:52
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They should have got the Game Grumps guys for this bit. People actually watch this guy and want to hear him talk? I'm in the wrong profession.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:52
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God this is wretched.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:53
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"Hi, how can I help" "How do I hax minecraft?"
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Mar 19, 2019 18:54
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any time i want to do anything in a video game i need to fire up youtube™ and look at how influencers did it
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Mar 19, 2019 18:54
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this isn't really a big deal, I'm capable of looking at my phone for like 20 seconds for a hot tip on a hard level
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Mar 19, 2019 18:54
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DLC Inc posted:this isn't really a big deal, I'm capable of looking at my phone for like 20 seconds for a hot tip on a hard level Yea but now you can just press a button. This is revolutionary!
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Mar 19, 2019 18:54
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"Welcome to the Games Developer Conference, let's not talk about Games for an hour"
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Mar 19, 2019 18:54
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cool, ads anywhere
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Mar 19, 2019 18:55
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"Hey google! Load up Assassins Creed 2!" *Google Chromecast turns on all devices* Google: Loading...rear end Cream 2: The second Coming
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Mar 19, 2019 18:55
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I know this whole thing is basically a joke but lmfao https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1108064578779254784
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:"Hey google! Load up Assassins Creed 2!" But the kids are watching Bambi and... oh god
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Mar 19, 2019 18:56
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Over/under on number of games Jade Raymond never gets to make in the rest of her career?
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Unable to present their company’s most popular user due to his recent involvement in a mass murder, Google instead opts for a runner up, the man who gave the pope a steam key for Undertale
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Mar 19, 2019 18:56
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"OK Google, how do I escape the relentlessly toxic over-monetization of the gaming industry?"
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Mar 19, 2019 18:57
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Google just made stream sniping it's own e-sport.
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"The infinite power of the
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Cabbit posted:"OK Google, how do I escape the relentlessly toxic over-monetization of the gaming industry?" Go back in time and ensure the internet is never created
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Mar 19, 2019 18:58
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Someone should count how many times they've said the word games and compare it to how many games they've talked about being available (two).
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Mar 19, 2019 18:58
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*opens game menu, scrolls past 7 sponsored ads, opens graphics settings*
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Mar 19, 2019 18:58
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Guys, streaming is totally awesome and the best *stream skips*
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Mar 19, 2019 18:59
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Google just announced a gaming platform with no games. Holy poo poo. This is the whole presentation.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:59
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by the time they create actual games for this we'll be in the PS5/XB100 cycle and everyone will be preoccupied with whatever crazy poo poo Sony is releasing
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Mar 19, 2019 18:59
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Ok, serious post, whats up with that loving boulder in the middle of the stage.
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Mar 19, 2019 18:59
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American McGay posted:Google just announced a gaming platform with no games. Holy poo poo. This is the whole presentation. he just said they revealed a lot, are you calling him a liar
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"You can follow us on these social channels. Just not Google Plus. Please don't remember Google Plus"
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Ok, serious post, whats up with that loving boulder in the middle of the stage. Feng shui
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"We will launch everywhere Google isn't banned"
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Mar 19, 2019 19:01
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Ok, serious post, whats up with that loving boulder in the middle of the stage. It probably hides a bunch of equipment like maybe a teleprompter?
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Mar 19, 2019 19:01
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the joke picture with Flappy Bird Reloaded and Gmail2 literally would have been more exciting than just seeing Odyssey and DOOM Eternal which will run at 60fps on everyone but Switch anyway
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Yep, Daydream is dead.
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