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SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire






Welcome to Push Button, Receive Vig, a mafia game for 12-14 people!

Rule 1:
If you push the button, something will happen. You should probably never push the button, and I will be disappointed in you if you do. To avoid pushing the button, simply never post the words ##push button.

Basic information

Days will be 36-48 hours in length, excepting weekends. Nights will be 24 hours. These are flexible based on when I want to be up and doing things. This game will be run at a fast pace.
We'll be using Discord to manage everything, so please make sure you have access to that for the game. I will be doing EVERYTHING through Discord. There will be no SA PMs.
Days end in plurality lynches, if nobody is hammered by end of day. THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Tied plurality lynches will be left up to the whims of fate. You CAN vote for no-lynch as plurality. If no-lynch is tied with a lynch, it loses.

General Mafia Rules (That have been stolen from Yami Fenrir, who stole them from Natural 20, who stole them from Somberero, and then I made some changes)

1. Don't be poo poo to each other. This is a game, part of the game is having people react, but if you think you're reacting badly, walk away, calm down, come back later.
2. If you post fewer than ten times across a game day that comes within 12 hours of finishing, you will be dealt with in a manner I see fit, be it freelynch, hated stacks, lurker guns, this one stupid lurker mechanic thing I've been tinkering with, or what have you. Lurking will not be tolerated and punishments will happen to lurkers.
3. Don't edit your posts.
4. Don't talk after you're dead. I'll add you to the deadchat to chat poo poo. A ghost post after you die is fine, as long as it doesn't contain any content relevant to the game ("lol i died" is fine, "the rest of my team is Lumpen, Harold Krell, and Mr. F!" is not)
5. Feel free to post after the hammer/during twilight about anything.
6. Flavor is flavor, you're welcome to pursue arguments on it if you want. Plus it's not really flavorful, so...
7. No replacements after D2.
8. Don't directly quote any communication from me, including your role pm. If you have OOT communication with another player, the rule still applies.
9. Don't fake day actions.
10. If you are affected by a Day Action, do not post under any circumstances until we post the result of the Action. Everyone else is good to keep going.
11. If you do something dumb, I reserve the right to punish you as I see fit.

A note about result language

1. A result that successfully targets will yield the result. "You successfully x your target"
2. A result that does not successfully target will yield the result. "Your action fails."
3. If a player name is ever mentioned as part of a result, this is a mod error.
4. A "successful" target is defined as an ability resolving on someone. This does not have to be the intended target, so a redirected result will yield the same language as a result that has not been redirected.
5. Any exceptions to this will be noted in your PM.

Players
  1. Anomalous Amalgam
  2. Bifauxnen
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. Dancer
  5. Dick Bastardly
  6. Infinitum
  7. jimmydalad
  8. JimsonTheBetrayer
  9. Nep-Nep
  10. OMGVBFLOL
  11. onsetOutsider
  12. SalTheBard
  13. Toalpaz
  14. Yami Fenrir

Replacements

Observers

Discord link: https://discord.gg/h5Q6cbH

Infinitum, Town-Aligned Vanilla Town + Vigil, was vigged Day 1!
onsetOutsider, Scum Goon + Mystic + Vigoroso, was dayvigged Day 1!
Dick Bastardly, Vanilla Town + Vignettist, was plurality lynched Day 1!

SolusLunes fucked around with this message at Mar 28, 2019 around 14:06

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Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

Hmm.

Yes.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


I've gotta play the odds here.

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


oh this sounds hilarious

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor


This seems like a chill game. Sign me up.

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


Filling up fast (for real this time)

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


ive been waiting w bated breath to join another game.... this one seems really weird and dumb tho!!

aw gently caress it i'll bite.

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003

ORANGE MAN BAD!


##push button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


OMGVBFLOL posted:

##push button

is this a signup or are you just trying to push the button as an outsider

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

SolusLunes posted:

is this a signup or are you just trying to push the button as an outsider

##push button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


because if you're trying to push the button, you wound me

you're all better than that, nobody should push the button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


Yami Fenrir posted:

##push button

yami why

you can't push the button now, you monster

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

SolusLunes posted:

because if you're trying to push the button, you wound me

you're all better than that, nobody should push the button


Yami Fenrir posted:

##push button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


not physically, the only trauma you can inflict on the mod is emotional trauma

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003

ORANGE MAN BAD!


SolusLunes posted:

is this a signup or are you just trying to push the button as an outsider

##push button

##push button
##push button
##push button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


OMGVBFLOL posted:

##push button

##push button
##push button
##push button



you have to tell me whether or not you're playing before you can get any results out of the button that you shouldn't press

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


##push bootaan

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003

ORANGE MAN BAD!


##push button
##push button##push button
##push button##push button
##push button##push button

##push button##push button
##push button##push button
##push button##push button

##push button
##push button

##push button##push button
##push button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


Toalpaz posted:

##push bootaan



I dunno, man. You shouldn't push him. He looks like he'll gently caress you up.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

##push button
##push button##push button
##push button##push button
##push button##push button

##push button##push button
##push button##push button
##push button##push button

##push button
##push button

##push button##push button
##push button

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

YOLO FRONTLINE


##push button
##hold button
##hold button
##hold button
##hold button

##push button
##push button
##push button
##hold button
##hold button

##push button
##push button
##push button
##push button
##push button

##hold button
##push button
##push button
##push button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


Bifauxnen posted:

##push button
##hold button
##hold button
##hold button
##hold button

##push button
##push button
##push button
##hold button
##hold button

##push button
##push button
##push button
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##push button

##hold button
##push button
##push button
##push button

bif you cannot push the button the game hasn't started!!!

and you shouldn't push the button at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003

ORANGE MAN BAD!


Bifauxnen posted:

##push button
##hold button
##hold button
##hold button
##hold button

##push button
##push button
##push button
##hold button
##hold button

##push button
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##hold button
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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I will join this game, but a forewarning.

The only post I ever make will be to push the button. I will push the button continuously until I die and won't participate in any other way.

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


CapitalistPig posted:

I will join this game, but a forewarning.

The only post I ever make will be to push the button. I will push the button continuously until I die and won't participate in any other way.

you shouldn't press the button, but if this is the only contribution you wish to make, why join a game of mafia

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

SolusLunes posted:

you shouldn't press the button, but if this is the only contribution you wish to make, why join a game of mafia

I like it when mods respond to every single signup and don't do any jokes.

Dancer
May 23, 2011

Fly me away on the wings of an angel.


##push buttons

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


##puch button

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


CapitalistPig posted:

I like it when mods respond to every single signup and don't do any jokes.

I AM BAD AT JOKES

Dancer
May 23, 2011

Fly me away on the wings of an angel.


SolusLunes posted:

I AM BAD AT JOKES

and mafia

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Dancer posted:

and mafia

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


Im in

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015


Doctor Rope

I've had my body thoroughly eviscerated by you pack wolves recently, and this shredded meat is free to be shredded again. Sign me up and give me a gun.

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


filling

up

fast

(for reals!)

Nep-Nep
May 15, 2004

Shedding those useless arms and legs to go EVEN FASTER!


I'm in!

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!


Fallen Rib

I'm in and will push the button asap

Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


SolusLunes posted:

for 12-14 people!

START THE GAME

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

I underestimated the push The Man would get at Royal Rumble 2019 because I am a giant idiot MARK


Grimey Drawer

I want to get shot by a vig

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


I'm going to vig myself regardless of my alignment once I get a vig.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!


Fallen Rib

I'm vigging Bif regardless of alignment. I expect Bif to vig me back

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Mr. Steak
May 8, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019


there's not gonna be any vig in this game you naive fucks

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