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"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
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"Wow! You might be the fastest guy in the Universe, Sonic the Hedgehog! How'd you like to spar with me, to see who's strongest?" said Goku. He was so excited, his energy started sparking. He hadn't met an opponent like this in a long time, and he was ready to push himself to the limit. "I've got another idea, how about we show each other our chili dogs?" said Sonic, with a smile on his face.
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EorayMel posted:(Unofficial) Thread Challenge: find a franchise/IP/other story or universe that does not have at least one harry potter crossover The Eye of Argon 
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Cubone posted:This one is long but it's my favorite fanfic ever. Well then. Also if you want a prime example of "not the proper medium" then the Pokemon Reborn LP thread is for you! But be warned: it will make you cry out, letting bitter tasting dirt fill your mouth.
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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8729919/1/Elmo-s-Gone Kermit decided he needed a break. He hopped in his limo and told the driver to take him to Sesame Street. "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?" the driver joked. "C'mon, be serious," said Kermit.
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CassandraZara posted:Agony in pink Celebrian Where’s the rest of the Internet Olds Godawful Fanfiction crew?
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Uhh, once upon a time, Mario did a sex on the Toad. It was very boner.
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Applewhite posted:Uhh, once upon a time, Mario did a sex on the Toad. It was very boner. Did he cum?
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Did he cum? 
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quote:Jane read is a woman who had to watch her kids.she likes making a giant bread with her million clones.she and her 50 clones take their underwear off and put their jeans back on. Now jane read and her 50 clones wear jeans with no underwear. Jane read and her 50 clones in jeans without underwear like too cut down all 50 trees in the for est with their chainsaws. Jane read and her 50 clones got a peewee in their jeans. She and her 50 clones play with their peewee in jeans while the other clones continue cutting trees down.
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esperterra posted:idk why this slays me so
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Once upon a time, in a far, faraway place called Manhattan, there were two young men. One of the men, Mario, was the stepbrother of the other, Luigi. They called themselves the Mario Brothers. They lived in a small apartment in Manhattan, where they worked as freelance plumbers. Mario was a short, rotund, mustachioed man, while Luigi was a tall, lean, mustachioed man. One day, Gary Oak came by and farted on them. The end.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Did he cum? Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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Are kids these days even still writing fanfics? I can’t imagine what franchises there are out there that would even support a proper fanfic community anymore. What are they gonna write about? Some crazy Japanese show where the robots turn into bleenwads?
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Is that Coconut fruit salad show still on the air? Maybe kids write fanfics about that.
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Fanfiction.net not letting you select text to copy and paste is loving bullshit. Anyway:  This fic is obviously total BS because Robin would never be without his utility belt. Also lol at Starfire's narrative diction and dialogue sounding completely different.
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Applewhite posted:Fanfiction.net not letting you select text to copy and paste is loving bullshit. Copy/pasting is permitted during the mobile version. There's a template link in the OP with an m.fanfiction.net suffix, by replacing that one's story ID with another one's ID and chapter number
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Applewhite posted:Fanfiction.net not letting you select text to copy and paste is loving bullshit. This is how I copied mine from chrome/chromium https://stackoverflow.com/questions/13405383/how-to-disable-javascript-in-chrome-developer-tools there's NoScript for Firefox. I wouldn't be surprised if there's an equiv for chrome but I just disable it through developer tools as mentioned above when needed Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Mar 21, 2019 |
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13240324/1/KoinKoin-Ltd posted:8 Devonshire Square  this is precisely what I wanted to read after binging through 30,000 words of FNAF erotica
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Cubone posted:Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! i just want to know if the video game man shot ropes
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Applewhite posted:bleenwads? a what now I just inspected the page and pulled the text right out of the html elements. it's stupid but not hard
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This is going to be a very good thread.  Somebody post the one where Harry Potter pulls his guitar Fuckslayer from the Metal Dimension and then Dumbledore tells him he must rock the gently caress out.
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I. M. Gei posted:This is going to be a very good thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4
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I. M. Gei posted:This is going to be a very good thread. DMC crossover, make the guitar Nevan and the only way to defeat Voldemort is with sick sexy style
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"Ohhhh yeah!" Luigi cheered, his penis tearing out of his overalls. Luigi and Isabelle proceeded to gently caress on the bare, dusty ground. It was the greatest sex ever, and Luigi was having the time of his life. Isabelle moaned as Luigi's meat scepter intercepted her ＶＩＲＧＩＮ ＤＯＧ ＰＵＳＳＹ
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Captain Falcon and Mewtwo kissed. “It was a trick” said Mewtwo. The psychic pokemon blasted Captain Falcon with a fully charges shadow ball that he’d been secretly charging while they were making out.
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Please post more of Captain Falcon's quest to smash some bros
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TRIUMPH OF THE "RETART" : A "Daria" Fan Fiction Story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/994/1/Triumph-of-the-Retart "Whoever you are, thank you," David said; "You're the first student I ever met who gave a drat about me." He was sobbing uncontrollably now. "I'm Daria Morgendorffer," she said. "I guess you already know my friend Jane Lane." "Yes, I do, " David said. "I'm David MacAllister. I was going to my math class when they began to harass me." David then dried his eyes and took a good look at Daria. "Did anyone ever tell you that you look cute?," he said. Daria was dumbstruck by that. She began to blush. "Uh, actually, no," she finally replied. With that, David suddenly French kissed her. Daria sprung back, more in shock than in anger. "Did I tell you that David has never really gone out with girls?," Jane said. "Sorry!," pleaded David. "That's OK," Daria said, "I guess you were carried away by the emotional response. Just don't do that again, or I'll scratch your eyes out." She added a grin to that, to let him know that she was just kidding, so that he wouldn't freak out again. * * * Mrs. MacAllister went on, "What tears me is that David told me that students like him are warehoused into one wing of the school and have to stay there the whole day. That's about as bad as the days where African-Americans had to use separate bathrooms." * * * Todd had never really been to Lawndale before. He tried to beat the information out of Beavis and Butt-Head, who had went to the big football game between Highland and Lawndale last year, but those two gave rather half-assed directions. He finally got them from a map. He got together some area thugs and were now descending on the MacAllister residence. Todd pounded on the front door. It was opened by Warren. "Can I help you, Sir?," Warren said. "We want to speak to your son, David," Todd shouted back. "I'm sorry," Warren said, "but he's doing his homework." Todd forced the door open and stormed in, with the thugs following him. "Tie him and his wife up!," Todd said. Two of the thugs grabbed Warren and tied him to a chair in the living room. Two others did the same to Deanna in the kitchen, where she was preparing dinner. Todd and the rest went up to David's room. David saw who it was and cringed. "We've got a message for you from Sandi and the Fashion Club, you retart!," Todd said as three of the thugs now descended on David, brandishing chains, steel rods and wooden boards. They began to beat him up. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!," David screamed as the thugs beat him up. "This should teach you a lesson to drop out of the race for Student Government President," yelled Todd. * * * Quinn then looked at the agenda and said, "The next order of business is the introduction of amendments to the Student Government Constitution so as to give Special Education students a voice in this government. Here to make a speech in favor of it is the Student Government President, David MacAllister." Quinn stepped aside from the podium as David returned. Todd knew that it was now or later. He focused the gun on David in the crosshairs as he stepped up to the podium. "Die, fukcer!," he growled to himself as he wrapped his finger around the trigger. Suddenly, the door burst open, and Daria and Jane rushed in. "DON'T DO IT, TODD!," Daria yelled at him. Quinn suddenly saw the flash of cold steel in the dark. "GET OUT OF THE WAY, DAVID!," Quinn screamed as she shoved David out of the way. Todd fired the rifle. The bullet buried itself in Quinn's right breast, dropping her like lead. Screams and panic filled the air. Daria and Jane rushed at him. Todd yelled in anger and lunged right at them. Trent, Rage Against the Machine and the Straight-Edgers rushed onto the stage. Trent looked at Quinn. "Someone call 911, dammit!," Trent yelled. "David, are you all right?," Corey asked him. "Yes, I am," David answered. "Believe it or not, I owe my life to Quinn."
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Gamemaster Anthony was exhausted from his huge birthday party. Every character from every TV show, video game, comic, cartoon, movie, and book had just left his house. As Anthony headed upstairs he heard a familiar voice coming from his bedroom. "Hey Gamemaster Anthony, don't forget your last present." It was Ernest Cline, the creator of the hit book and movie Ready Player One. He was completely nude except for a thong which said "the 1980s" on it. This was going to be the best birthday ever!
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I'm trying to find good fanfics to make fun of but I can't make heads or tails out of 99% of the poo poo I'm finding on FF.net. It's bad but it's not "funny" bad it's just... inscrutable. That or hopelessly boring.
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Applewhite posted:I'm trying to find good fanfics to make fun of but I can't make heads or tails out of 99% of the poo poo I'm finding on FF.net. It's bad but it's not "funny" bad it's just... inscrutable. That or hopelessly boring. Before they removed them the best ones on FF.net were the MST3K style "stories" of people just loading in dumb videogame/anime slash smut into a chatbot that fed it into the room and they just made fun of it.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Gamemaster Anthony was exhausted from his huge birthday party. Every character from every TV show, video game, comic, cartoon, movie, and book had just left his house.
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Fojar38 posted:Please post more of Captain Falcon's quest to smash some bros "mmm, rape," donkey kong said as he picked up lugi and walked off with him in his arms.
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Putty posted:"mmm, rape," donkey kong said as he picked up lugi and walked off with him in his arms.  This is giving me PTSD flashbacks.
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Applewhite posted:I'm trying to find good fanfics to make fun of but I can't make heads or tails out of 99% of the poo poo I'm finding on FF.net. It's bad but it's not "funny" bad it's just... inscrutable. That or hopelessly boring. try archiveofourown that's where all the stuff that will get you in trouble with mom goes i'd type mario into it but i kinda don't wanna know
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I'm the sword that's not at all from Minecraft.
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