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The combine has passed, free agency's gold rush is over, and the AAF can only sustain us for so long. In these fallow times, why not take the reins of our favorite teams and show everyone just how easy it is to do a GM's job? Welcome to the 2019 Goon Draft! The Rules PLEASE READ THE RULES WHY WOULD YOU SIGN UP FOR THIS AND NOT READ THE RULES Each team will have one poster as its GM, responsible for making the picks (which, for the sake of easy tracking, will be posted in a separate thread once the draft commences). Teams are first come first serve. War rooms are fine, so long as there is a designated spokesperson. The clock on each pick is 24 hours, at which point if the spokesperson has not made a pick I will make one for them. No trades will be allowed, as they just tend to complicate things and previous drafts have run much more efficiently without them. If you just want to take part and don’t care which team you get, post and I’ll assign you to a team that might not have any other takers. Here's the first round draft order: 1. Arizona Cardinals a neat cape 2. San Francisco 49ers Eltoasto 3. New York Jets Professor Funk 4. Oakland Raiders Blitz7x 5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 6. New York Giants GNU Order 7. Jacksonville Jaguars zimbomonkey 8. Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 9. Buffalo Bills fsif 10. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE 11. Cincinnati Bengals No Irish Need Imply 12. Green Bay Packers nerve 13. Miami Dolphins Catfish Noodlin 14. Atlanta Falcons weird Asian candy 15. Washington Redskins Ches Neckbeard 16. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama 17. New York Giants GNU Order 18. Minnesota Vikings korrandark 19. Tennessee Titans Demon of the Fall 20. Pittsburgh Steelers MY NIGGA D-LINK 21. Seattle Seahawks EmbryoSteve 22. Baltimore Ravens Arkhams Razor 23. Houston Texans Sad King Billy 24. Oakland Raiders (via Bears) Blitz7x 25. Philadelphia Eagles ELO Musk 26. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula 27. Oakland Raiders (via Cowboys) Blitz7x 28. Los Angeles Chargers MrLogan 29. Kansas City Chiefs SHOAH NUFF 30. Green Bay Packers (via Saints) nerve 31. Los Angeles Rams play 32. New England Patriots Docjowles Teams that shan't know the joy of the draft's first day: Cleveland Browns Gatts Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Chicago Bears Sad King Billy Claim your teams! And for those without PMs: Catfish Noodlin posted:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet...kgso/edit#gid=0 ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Mar 26, 2019 |
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The Bills!
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 04:25 |
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Bengals
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 04:28 |
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The Browns got OBJ at 17 If you need to fill a team I'll do it.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 04:31 |
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claiming the panthers
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 04:31 |
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Ches Neckbeard posted:The Browns got OBJ at 17 Thanks, I'm sure we'll need you!
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 04:37 |
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I'm extremely online and there's no warcrimes, I'll take the Raiders
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 04:48 |
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Hell yeah
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 05:14 |
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I'll take the Texans please.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 07:28 |
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Can I take the Dolphins?
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 14:35 |
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I gots the Falcons!
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 14:40 |
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I’ll take the Eagles but I’ve had it for a few years so if another eagles fan wants it, it’s yours
Diqnol fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Mar 21, 2019 |
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I'll take the San Diego Chargers of Los Angles.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 15:31 |
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers please.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 16:06 |
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I have done the Steelers in previous drafts, and I will again if no one else volunteers
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 16:34 |
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I'll give the seahawks a go cant gently caress up 4 picks all that badly
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 17:59 |
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I’ll take the Saints, but I’ve picked for them for a couple of years, so if another Saints poster wants them, I’ll step aside. Otherwise, I’ll have to dig deep for that second round pick.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 18:45 |
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Silly Burrito posted:Ill take the Saints, but Ive picked for them for a couple of years, so if another Saints poster wants them, Ill step aside. Otherwise, Ill have to dig deep for that second round pick. Sort of related, but if any Jets posters want to DM me and talk picks/strategy, go for it (assuming that's allowed for this exercise). I figure it's more fun if more people can get involved.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 18:59 |
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DeeetroooooitProfessor Funk posted:Sort of related, but if any Jets posters want to DM me and talk picks/strategy, go for it (assuming that's allowed for this exercise). I figure it's more fun if more people can get involved. Yeah I'm down for this as well.
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 19:11 |
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Never fear, I'm going to give unsolicited advice to all of you via this thread
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 20:28 |
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I'll take Tennessee for another year
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 20:36 |
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Play posted:Never fear, I'm going to give unsolicited advice to all of you via this thread So you’re going to be our Mel Kiper Jr stand-in?
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# ? Mar 21, 2019 21:51 |
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Silly Burrito posted:So you’re going to be our Mel Kiper Jr stand-in? except with better hair
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 00:54 |
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I will represent the Broncos if no one actually knowledgeable shows up
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 01:20 |
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ill get the 49ers
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:13 |
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I'll take the Cardinals since someone took the Chargers
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:15 |
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Do not let baggy Steve get the 49ers
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:15 |
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Play posted:except with better hair Are you going to give us analysis of each pick cuuuuuuz I feel like ya should
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:20 |
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I'm the niners
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:31 |
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Metapod posted:I'm the niners i picked the niners
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:32 |
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BaggySteve posted:i picked the niners I'm the niners
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:33 |
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packers please
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:48 |
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weird Asian candy posted:Are you going to give us analysis of each pick cuuuuuuz I feel like ya should Someone did that one year. Was it Daltos?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:54 |
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I drafted Lamar Jackson at the 5th pick last year my god https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3852342 if you wanna see how bad you were last year
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:57 |
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I believe that I alone have the ability to rebuild the New York Giants and I'm already open to trade requests e - sorry I read the OP, ixnay on the adetray
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 02:59 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I drafted Lamar Jackson at the 5th pick last year my god 3 good picks, none of them happened but they turned out good players.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:11 |
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Ches Neckbeard posted:3 good picks, none of them happened but they turned out good players. Heh, just noticed we drafted each other's Chubbs
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 03:20 |
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I'll take the Ravens, I guess
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:05 |
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Every pick this year should be Rubmaps.com until we get down to whoever is picking for the Patriots and we then we just watch...
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 04:21 |
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Do we do all 7 rounds? (it looked like you guys only did 3 last year, but maybe that's wrong)
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 14:51 |