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I'm serious, I've written several long blog posts, various private text documents for initiates only, and started a web store.
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OP I'm learning practical physical skills such as emergency medicine, community defense and electrical engineering. I'm planning on stitching up a warlord after he kills you, cleaning your skull and reinforcing it so he can mount it on his war rig without it shattering and becoming his pet afterward.
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I go to the gym three times a week and I try extra hard to find a woman who'll do the kind of sex poo poo that requires a functioning industry to cater to, and, hell, worst case scenario I'll jump off a cliff in 50 years instead of removing McMansion foundations from farmland until I heartattack
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Mar 23, 2019 21:46
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Mameluke posted:I go to the gym three times a week and I try extra hard to find a woman who'll do the kind of sex poo poo that requires a functioning industry to cater to, and, hell, worst case scenario I'll jump off a cliff in 50 years instead of removing McMansion foundations from farmland until I heartattack yea but what are you doing to cope with the ecological collapse?
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Mar 23, 2019 22:32
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Captain Beans posted:yea but what are you doing to cope with the ecological collapse? Oh, uh, nothing OP. Sure on a global scale I was born incredibly luckily, but I'm not lucky enough to do any good by killing myself, and not lucky enough to do any by using my life to take another. Somebody buy Rebekah Mercer's four kids an account, I guess.
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Mar 23, 2019 23:03
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By playing more mmo's, OP.
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Mar 23, 2019 23:06
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bugs and algae https://youtu.be/tAdrNQNP8ew
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Mar 23, 2019 23:07
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I'm going to throw a party, OP
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Mar 23, 2019 23:07
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gonna cry gonna piss my pants maybe maybe poo poo and cum
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Mar 23, 2019 23:24
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I'm pretty sure if we just confiscated all the rich people's air conditioners we could have the situation sorted out in a few years.
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Mar 23, 2019 23:27
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Sorcery
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The Butcher posted:I'm pretty sure if we just confiscated all the rich people's air conditioners we could have the situation sorted out in a few years.  if we could just confiscate stuff from rich people we would have had this figured out like 6000+ years ago
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i assume the post collapse world will function on prison rules, so i’ll just publicly kill and eat someone big and mean and then just wander the wastes, selling butthole and eating fools. i’ll probably dress up like Kevin costner
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Mar 23, 2019 23:37
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Rutibex posted:is it better to never raise them so they don't exist in the first place? I would take the life of a dairy cow over nonexistence. I would think the better argument for eating less/no meat would be that livestock actually contribute a lot to greenhouse gasses and need a lot of fresh water for the amount of food they provide
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Mar 24, 2019 00:17
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global warming is real but its also been weaponized by the globalists who lie about the speed it will kill things off constantly to push their agenda and get everyone living in an 8'x10' community cell the real heroes are eating invasive species and beekeeping while planting saplings of trees that are in serious decline
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Mar 24, 2019 00:28
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Maybe this is all a simulation guys!!! Wouldn't it be funny if some four eyes scientist finally cracked the code and exited the simulation just to find himself in a bunker on an ecologically devastated world.
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Mar 24, 2019 00:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe this is all a simulation guys!!! How can someone exit a simulation? Do you think it would be like The Matrix where everyone has a meat body that's just plugged in waiting?
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Mar 24, 2019 00:34
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Also yes this is a simulation.
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Make that 3
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DrowningInDreams posted:How can someone exit a simulation? Do you think it would be like The Matrix where everyone has a meat body that's just plugged in waiting? Hollywood magic idk? Like OK he breaks the sandbox and activates a *real* webcam to take a peek at the true reality. Better now?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hollywood magic idk? Yeah that's a bit better. I guess there might be 3D bioprinters that just print a whole body, that could be cool.
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DrowningInDreams posted:How can someone exit a simulation? Do you think it would be like The Matrix where everyone has a meat body that's just plugged in waiting? all of reality is just a dream in the mind of Azathoth. when he wakes nothing will exist
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Mar 24, 2019 00:39
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DrowningInDreams posted:How can someone exit a simulation? Do you think it would be like The Matrix where everyone has a meat body that's just plugged in waiting?
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extra stout posted:global warming is real but its also been weaponized by the globalists who lie about the speed it will kill things off constantly to push their agenda and get everyone living in an 8'x10' community cell is globalism like flat earth theory
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Mar 24, 2019 00:41
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Rutibex posted:all of reality is just a dream in the mind of Azathoth. when he wakes nothing will exist A schizophrenic hallucination once told me that the multiverse is a false vacuum tree. FactsAreUseless posted:They hack their code into a Roomba You spelled sex toy wrong.
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WatermelonGun posted:is globalism like flat earth theory Basically but earth is a matzo
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Mar 24, 2019 00:43
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DrowningInDreams posted:You spelled sex toy wrong. Eh, it's a livin'.
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Mar 24, 2019 00:56
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DrowningInDreams posted:You spelled sex toy wrong. probably
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FactsAreUseless posted:no wheels It's a webcam mounted on a dildo mounted on a radio controlled and fully networked toy car.
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's a webcam mounted on a dildo mounted on a radio controlled and fully networked toy car.
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Mar 24, 2019 01:57
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DrowningInDreams posted:How can someone exit a simulation? Do you think it would be like The Matrix where everyone has a meat body that's just plugged in waiting? Plug your mouth onto a penis until the exit juice comes out.
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Wasn’t that the plot of the movie Thirteenth Floor, it was a bad movie someone learns they’re in a simulation and manage to get out of it because *reasons*
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Mar 24, 2019 03:34
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'Western Antarctica'. What the gently caress does that mean? Don't they mean northern Antarctica? It's a circle you dumbass wannabe cartographer.
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Do it ironically posted:Wasn’t that the plot of the movie Thirteenth Floor, it was a bad movie someone learns they’re in a simulation and manage to get out of it because *reasons* The best thing about this movie is that it mentions Toledo and I was living in Toledo at the time at came out and some guy in the theater yelled 'man gently caress Toledo' real loud Otherwise yeah I think it was very much like the matrix but got eclipsed by the matrix because it had no kung fu
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Do it ironically posted:Wasn’t that the plot of the movie Thirteenth Floor, it was a bad movie someone learns they’re in a simulation and manage to get out of it because *reasons* it also might be the plot of Total Recall (the original one I never saw the remake). It's unclear if it actually is a simulation in the end, but it's heavily implied
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Rutibex posted:it also might be the plot of Total Recall (the original one I never saw the remake). It's unclear if it actually is a simulation in the end, but it's heavily implied I didn’t see the remake either just the Arnold one bit it’s been years not sure if at the end it was implied or not but I vaguely remember the thirteenth floor being a futurama spoof on the twilight zone, yes you are in here
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Farrier Theaks posted:The best thing about this movie is that it mentions Toledo and I was living in Toledo at the time at came out and some guy in the theater yelled 'man gently caress Toledo' real loud See until I read this post I forgot Toledo existed lmao so who knows maybe we are in a simulation
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Flannelette posted:I think we already had a smilie for just this question Nah that smilie describes how the world is right now, this thread is about the future
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DrowningInDreams posted:How can someone exit a simulation? Do you think it would be like The Matrix where everyone has a meat body that's just plugged in waiting? The historical documentary Star Ocean covered this. It's been awhile but i think you teach savage peoples electricity then fight a dragon and then you can gamble in the real world where everything is lasers. If the simulation is deleted you just go "nah" and continue existing too it's a pretty sweet gig.
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I don't believe in climate change so I find the OP's question a bit silly, tbh.
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