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 (Grace made the banner thank him for it) Some time ago, Grace and I were traveling through the desert on a horse named Gorff, because Grace saved a faerie from one of those hosed up glue traps designed for mice, and she told us of a great treasure that we could steal if we were total assholes. We are, and also I'm poor as hell, so we decided to get rich as poo poo off faerie treasure or whatever. While traveling through the desert we came across an oasis, where we asked a fellow traveler about the faerie treasure, and if he knew why faerie was spelled faerie instead of fairy, or at the very least which one was correct. He had no loving idea what we were talking about and he assumed we were drunk as poo poo (I actually was drunk as poo poo, for the record) and he left, leaving us right where we started. After traveling east for a few more hours, we came across what looked like a vast forest. A forest in the desert? It seemed like nonsense and obviously magic. When we entered the forest, our path blocked behind us and in a flash of blinding light a witch appeared, who cackled about how we entered the EVIL FOREST OF loving whatever the point is we were right about it being magic and she was a jackass about it. Grace tried to use his gay magick against her but she had an antigay amulet that blocked his attacks. She didn't have an antifist amulet though so I decked her in the loving mouth and stole all the poo poo she had in her pockets while she was laid out. After some traveling we found her shack and kicked open her poorly crafted door. Inside of her hut was a bunch of stupid bullshit and a really noticable and shiny golden chest. It was locked, but in the witch's pockets we found a golden key that might just do the trick! We opened the chest and it was completely empty except for an old timey lamp. I wanted to biff the lamp out the window but Grace was like "no it's obviously magic if it was locked away" because Grace is always right about everything and god knows Dan never knows what he's doing. Grace actually was right though and rubbed the lamp to cause a genie to pop out. I asked the genie whether "Genie" or "Djinni" was correct and he said "It's complicated, but I know Genie is easier for you english speaking dudes so that's cool with me, don't sweat it." because he was a very polite boy. I then wished for him to gently caress off and drank a bunch of unlabeled bottles that I think were alcohol but I'm not super sure. In any case we burned down that lovely hut and bailed the gently caress out because the whole forest caught on fire and we didn't rescue the witch because she was an rear end in a top hat. A couple months later we found a wooden crate full of video game roms and decided to play them for the internet here they are Episodes!: Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 1 - Sim City/Toy Story Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 2 - Revolution X/Flintstones/Battle Cars Danaru fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Mar 24, 2019 |
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 The most beautiful OP of all time.e: 
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Mar 22, 2019 03:21
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Grace should make all your banners
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Mar 22, 2019 03:38
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I can't believe I actually read that OP.
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Mar 22, 2019 06:06
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GrandmaParty posted:Grace should make all your banners i'm an artist
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Mar 22, 2019 16:25
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Grace posted:i'm an artist There was 3 frames of a factory before they unionized and it shut down
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Mar 23, 2019 05:01
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We actually recorded these episodes way back in January, but I wanted to make a big fancy banner. Eventually I remembered I have no artistic ability and just used Grace's  Also despite us switching from "8/16 bit Romcom" to "Chaos Romcom" specifically so I can play Mission Impossible on N64, our first ten or so episodes are all on the SNES
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Mar 23, 2019 22:41
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I think you should try to play Kengo on PS2.
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Mar 24, 2019 01:35
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Well I wasn't expecting Bowser to attack, but natural disasters are, well, natural and maybe plan better next time? Not that I'd do much better the first...dozen or so attempts. One of the many reasons I don't play sim games. That Toy Story one seems like it could've at least been playable for the average child in 1995, unlike a lot of bad games I've seen at AGDQ. What's in store next time?
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Mar 24, 2019 09:12
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 New Episode!Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 2 - Revolution X/Flintstones/Battle Cars Part of why I was so excited to find the first rom was because nobody ever believes me when I tell them about the Aerosmith vs Fascism arcade game unless I have immediate proof.
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Mar 24, 2019 09:56
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Grace should make every LP's banner!
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Mar 24, 2019 15:17
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You arn't the only one with a wierd nostalgia for Revolution X. I remember that there were a few cabinets of that game in arcades around here when I was a little kid and arcades were still a thing. Also in hindsight that game now feels like what a game made by Alex Jones would look like.
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Mar 24, 2019 16:53
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I don't know why nobody would believe Revolution X exists. I remember reading about it in Nintendo Power. I think it even said where all the band members are hidden.
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Mar 24, 2019 17:02
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I freaking loved the SNES versions of Toy Story and Revolution X as a kid. I was a weird kid.
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Mar 24, 2019 22:40
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AceOfFlames posted:I freaking loved the SNES versions of Toy Story and Revolution X as a kid. Don't worry, in a few episodes I explain how Battletoads in Battlemaniacs was my childhood defining game 
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Mar 24, 2019 23:41
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Ned wearing a crowbar over his shoulder as an accessory loving slew me.
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Mar 25, 2019 14:02
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CirclMastr posted:I can't believe I actually read that OP.
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Mar 25, 2019 15:28
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every night I despair because I know I will never produce anything that can match the text intro for this LP
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Mar 25, 2019 16:19
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Let Grace make more banners
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Mar 25, 2019 16:31
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I want Grace to make my banners
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Mar 25, 2019 16:36
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I never thought about the sprite mirroring in revolution X - I always figured that Aerosmith just had some weird beef with Reznor/NIN.
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Mar 25, 2019 17:37
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New Episode! Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 3 - The Star Trek One Posting this early because I planned on posting it tomorrow, but I work a weird shift tomorrow and I can pretty much guarantee I'll forget. Hey can you figure out which one of us is a big Star Trek fan and which one isn't??
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Mar 25, 2019 22:03
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TNG is the best Star Trek but Garek was awesome.
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Mar 25, 2019 22:59
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The group with the hats that Fred and Barney were part of was the Loyal Order of Water Buffalo. And I somehow remembered most of that without having to look it up.
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Danaru posted:
Plenty of unironically Good Opinions in the first few minutes of the episodes: - DS9 is Best Trek; - Sisko is Best Captain; - Jadzia Dax is Best Character; - Garak is v.cool.
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Mar 27, 2019 11:27
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New Episode! Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 4 - Battletoad In Battlemaniacs/Battletoads And Double Dragon That's actually where I almost always game over'd as a kid since not only do you have to be able to notice this loving thing on a tiny-rear end barely working CRT  But you also have to realize it's NOT a ramp, and that you have to hit the jump button at the exact three frames you come in contact with it.
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Mar 28, 2019 09:56
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New Episode! Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 5 - Power Rangers: The Movie: The Game This game rips poo poo
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Mar 31, 2019 15:48
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Ah yes, Power Rangers. The ultimate god-killer.
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Mar 31, 2019 17:22
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Dan and Grace's Chaos Softlock
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Mar 31, 2019 18:03
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Magnet Brain was all about killing you and then just lost interest and walked off. Do you think he's bipolar?
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Aw poo poo Animorphs reference out of left field. I loving love that series, it's still a YA series but it has aged quite well. Also the author is not a dickbag unlike JK Rowling so that's a plus. KA Applegate says trans rights! https://twitter.com/kaaauthor/status/934923960772202496
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Oh yeah, how come when you talk about other Youtubers here it's fine, but when I do it in Wheel of Fortune it's a crime?
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CirclMastr posted:Oh yeah, how come when you talk about other Youtubers here it's fine, but when I do it in Wheel of Fortune it's a crime? I don't remember the specific Wheel of Fortune incident you mean, but with Grace I have methods of leveraging him into good behaviour that don't work with other people. Also they don't always work with Grace but I can usually keep him from starting beef with people who aren't named CirclMastr
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Danaru posted:I don't remember the specific Wheel of Fortune incident you mean When you brought up Dick the Birthday Boy and it led to me trying to explain Rich Evans and RedLetterMedia.
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Apr 1, 2019 04:53
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I hate you for introducing me to the phrase "Live fast, eat rear end" because I use it now
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Mikl posted:Aw poo poo Animorphs reference out of left field. I loving love that series, it's still a YA series but it has aged quite well. The whole series is available online for free these days and I may have to read them because my stepmother banned me from them! I didn't have words for how awkward I felt in my body (ugh, dysphoria), so I used to describe it as feeling like I'd been abducted by aliens at some point. She, somehow, drew a link between that and the Yeerks. I could read pretty much anything else I could get my hands on though.
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Hospital housekeeping looks like a brutal job. Thank you for empathizing with the patients instead of being mad at having to clean up after them. I never read Animorphs and I'm glad for it because everything I've heard is that it was horrifying and I'm glad I stuck to Stephen King instead. "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" was great, I should try to find episodes at some point and see how it compares to the original Twilight Zone for shits and terrors. I didn't expect Power Rangers of all things to pull a philosophical stunt like Survivor's Guilt. No wonder our generation's so hosed up and nihilistic. p.s. usually curses are dangerous and expensive to cast, but they tend to actually be quite easy the more extremely Christian someone is
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Apr 2, 2019 09:39
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For the record, Applegate’s husband, Michael Grant deserves as much credit for Animorphs as she does as they co-wrote the books under a shared pen name and then starting writing their own individual series under their own names after it was all over. Dude’s just as good as his wife and loves to go hammer on lovely people like Republicans all the time.
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Apr 2, 2019 11:10
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New Episode! Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 6 - SPORTS!!! When I was a kid and we played ball hockey at school, I was always hot garbage at stick handling and all of the fairly necessary parts of Hockey, but I was very good at being too large to bodycheck and gaining momentum. Generally my job was either area denial or clearing the way for the smaller dorks to actually score points. That context will make this episode make more sense (Also check out that shots/goals ratio at the end of the first period  )
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OK, so now that you're not quite so drunk (or at least can wait until that's true to reply) - seriously, what is an off-side? Because yeah, it really did look like the ref would declare it any time you were about to score a goal.
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