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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I think fire is overrated. People always say mankind would have evolved without fire, but I think that is all propeganda paid for by Big Fire so that we keep setting things on fire, and I for one am sick of it.

Please post good examples of movies, books, TV shows, video games, and pornography that do not include fire. The world needs to learn that it does not need the evils of fire to prosper.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I don't think there is fire at any point in Watership Down

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

At no point does The Cat In The Hat start a fire, except a fire in the imaginations of children.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
I remember the Abyss as having vastly more water than fire. Like one or two explosions. That count?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Explosions are the orgasms of fire, of course they count.

FactsAreUseless posted:

At no point does The Cat In The Hat start a fire, except a fire in the imaginations of children.

That is loving disgusting.

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's obviously a controlled demolition, not a fire.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GCSWEgZT94

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
there are little fires everywhere, you loving fool

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

There's no fire in at least one of the Land Before Time movies

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Is this the thread to make long creepy pyro posts?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

unpleasantly turgid posted:

there are little fires everywhere, you loving fool

I can see your avatar is in heat

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

try and find a video of a hot chick having sex with a melon

chances are it wont involve fire

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Matrix

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

numberoneposter posted:

try and find a video of a hot chick having sex with a melon

chances are it wont involve fire

You'd think that, but every time it ends in nothing but a hot mess.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

FactsAreUseless posted:

There's no fire in at least one of the Land Before Time movies

Prove it!

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

9 out of 10 doctors agree that fire is actually good for you.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
My friend had sex with fire once and he ended up with a burning sensation.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Want to roller skate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4dHr8evt6k

Live Free
Jan 5, 2019

by VideoGames
Books don't involve fire, unless you burn them

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Live Free posted:

Books don't involve fire, unless you burn them

Every time I try to read one I throw it in the toilet instead so this is good life advice.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Quest for Fire actually doesn't have very much fire in it and it has Rae Dawn Chong in it completely nude for the whole movie

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

taslas dont have fire the use magnets to work

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
There is a lot of fire in Waterworld surprisingly

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I've only seen the second and third ones.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Fire OP... From his job, with a cannon, into a fire!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i had a job as a human cannonball

i was hired and fired in the same day

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

there was a lot of fire in Water World. Sorry bro-ski.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
Counterintuitively, but I believe Chariots of Fire has no fire.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Is smoke ok?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Schweinhund posted:

Is smoke ok?

No, under canon #12: where there is smoke, there is fire.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbq4G1TjKYg

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
OP wants to Netflix and chill with his Frankenstein’s Monster gf and he respects her triggers.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Applewhite posted:

OP wants to Netflix and chill with his Frankenstein’s Monster gf and he respects her triggers.

Well, I'd ask her what she wants to watch. And then put on Spinal Tap. Homegirl won't know the difference and if she does, all the better.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017
We're supposed to post media that involves no fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gtxhm2N9xc

sorry, that video contains political, racial, and artistic fire, let me try again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_DgDOxyvA

ok, no fire there, Brian Wilson is just a druggie

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Go read Fahrenheit 451. It's not about fire, it's about books.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUe_v6Mi70

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Tesla with no battery, dead by the side of a road.

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't think there is fire at any point in Watership Down
The bland reboots bland music begs to differ, you liar <:mad:>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk_xq1P7vIU

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Go read Fahrenheit 451. It's not about fire, it's about books.

That's even worse!

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