|
I have many spirit totems: a filthy magpie, spoiled Papillon, and morbidly obese hummingbird. Reveal to me, O Brother of the Ancient Voices, which extinct animal embodies my soul!
|
#
¿
Mar 23, 2019 19:16
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:59 |
|
|
William Henry Hairytaint posted:I wanna know what dino is closest to my soul but I also want you to explain how you arrived at your conclusion because otherwise how do we know you're not a charlatan? The spirits speak to whom they choose, and the uninitiated are not privy to the ritual, duh. There's a board game version you can play at home, though. It's actually a lot like Guess Who.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 23, 2019 19:34
|
|
|
OP-Sempai taught me his secrets, and I consumed him to complete the ritual. Sorry about the delay.Floodixor posted:I don't have a long neck nor am I a vegetarian but I have always personally identified with the brontosaurus as I am a peaceful man, please help me Your spirit animal is the mighty Dilophosaurus, a carnivore. Sometimes opposites attract! 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 27, 2019 02:15
|
|
|
Statutory Ape posted:do me too pls op You are accompanied by the spirit of the Miragaia. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 27, 2019 02:17
|
|
|
pseudanonymous posted:I posted in this important thread and went and took a nap, expecting to come back able to discover the identity of my dinosaur spirit so I could commune and you go to lunch? Is this like the oracle needs an offering or what? Oh, man, like: I don't need an offering, but there's this halal Mexican place that makes THE BEST tortas, and I would not say no to one of those right now. You're a Bakonydraco, a flying dinosaur with a name that's making me even more hungry. THE SPIRITS HAVE SPOKEN THROUGH ME. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 27, 2019 02:22
|
|
|
Slaan posted:I'm sorry, but truth is, your dinosaur is dead Duh, that's why they're spirit dinosaurs. pnumoman posted:The biggest and laziest dino is my spirit dinosaur. You are the Balaur.  Burt Sexual posted:I can only presume I’m the ugliest and dumbest Dino that ever existed. Probably was the first to extinct. Your spirit is the noble Rajasaurus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 27, 2019 03:28
|
|
|
Taeke posted:Yo, I've always wondered. Your spirit soars with the beautiful Thalassodromeus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 28, 2019 23:08
|
|
|
Icochet posted:I've always considered myself a bit tyrannical, like a king maybe. But it's a pipe dream because my arms are too feeble. How right you are, o companion of the Gallimimus.  Edit: Well, shoot, you're one of the lucky few to have two spirit dinosaurs, you lucky bastard. Bobbie Wickham fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Mar 28, 2019 |
|
#
¿
Mar 28, 2019 23:10
|
|
|
Vim Fuego posted:I'm curious what dinosaur I am. I roar when the occasion calls for it and would make good use of claws and/or scales if I had them Your spirit dino is the Edmontosaurus.  WatermelonGun posted:i wanna be a dinosaur AND SO YOU SHALL NOW ARISE CHIROSTENOTES 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 28, 2019 23:13
|
|
|
Julius CSAR posted:Please be Allosaurus, please please please The herbivore Planicoxa. Close enough.  Elukka posted:I like dinosaurs. The gentle and artistic Thespesius. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 28, 2019 23:17
|
|
|
Sorry about the delay. I can't speak for OP-Sempai, but I've been recovering from a sinus infection from some bad cohobo snuff (always check the expiration date). Readings will commence before sunset tomorrow, spirits be willing.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 18:18
|
|
|
Statutory Ape posted:im an anussaur Close, you are the Polycotylus, a maternal marine creature that was constantly birthin' dem babies.  Bob Tuskins posted:I'm dying to know which Dino lives inside me. Your heart soars with the Haopterus, a similarly nurturing creature. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 20:12
|
|
|
Owlbear Camus posted:I want to be a predatory bipedal sauropods but in my heart i know I'm a bigass stupid quadruped herbovore. Will you settle for a swift little bipedal herbivore instead? Open your heart to the Albertadromeus:  Julius CSAR posted:This is bullshit, what's my dinosaur goddamnit YOU'RE bullshit, here's your bullshit dinosaur, Shuvuuia. Nobody even knows what it is. Is it this fancy creature visiting termite Angkor Wat?  Or this more modest, but equally stabby, fella in blue? Who cares, gently caress you. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 20:18
|
|
|
I'm sorry about that outburst, work has just been really stressful, and I've been sick--no, you know what? There's no excuse.fit em all up in there posted:Please tell me. The Yunnanosaurus, an herbivore from such illustrious places as Yunnan, Yunnan, and even the Chinese region of Yunnan.  Vietnamwees posted:My spirit animal is a giant rocketship that's pointed right at the center of the Earth, ready to go off, explode and take you all with me Guess again, smart rear end, your spirit animal is the Pelorosaurus.  
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 20:27
|
|
|
SleepySonata posted:I always thought I'd be a brachiosaurus. Surprise! Your spirit dino is actually the ferocious Tanycolagreus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 20:30
|
|
|
Mill Village posted:I loved dinosaurs when I was a kid. What’s my spirit dinosaur? The Bagaraatan, which was known for its prowess at the bass guitar.  dr.acula posted:Are there gay dinosaurs yet? There always were gay dinosaurs. Love is love.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 20:36
|
|
|
Anne Whateley posted:That's bullshit, I am Shuvuuia!!!!! I had dibs!!!! Sometimes you gotta share. The spirits are mysterious, and myriad. I sense that another flies above and around you, Hatzegopteryx. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 20:45
|
|
|
Mooey Cow posted:My shaver broke down when I was only half done and I have an important date. Hit me up, doc! Most apropos that you had trouble in the bathroom until being reunited with your aquatic spirit of the ancient seas, Hydrotherosaurus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:12
|
|
|
Slaan posted:I feel like I'm low and slow OP maybe my dino pal ain't or is? Hedging your bets, very wise, Kaijiangosaurus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:14
|
|
|
Cough Drop The Beat posted:My spirit dinosaur is gay as hell. Bobbie Wickham posted:There always were gay dinosaurs. Love is love. You are the wind beneath Santanadactylus's wings. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:17
|
|
|
BONESAWWWWWW posted:I think I'm a triceratops OP Your spirit dinosaur is the Algoasaurus, who appreciates a good scratchin' tree, much like the modern bear. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:22
|
|
|
Beet Wagon posted:I hope I’m a stagalodon’t, which is a dinosaur I just made up. You're Aerodactylus, the all-seeing eye in the sky. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:25
|
|
|
Captain Splendid posted:I sometimes feel like I have name like a dinosaur but I'm actually more of a snakey proto-whale monster kind of guy, op Your spirit is the Qianzhousaurus, aka "Pinocchio Rex" for its long snout and rave make-up. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:45
|
|
|
Descend to slumber posted:What kind am I? I bet it's a toothy one with feathers! Ya ain't just whistling "Dixie," Psittacosaurus! Well, more "beaky" than "toothy," but shake those tail feathers! (I think they're feathers.) 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:49
|
|
|
Milo and POTUS posted:I want a sore Ask, and ye shall receive. Behold your ethereal guide, Siamosaurus, and tremble. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:50
|
|
|
Shaddak posted:I've always figured I'd be one of the Hadrosaurs but, I'lllet you be the judge of that. Oh, you're gonna like the one you got; I guarantee it. Try this Pampadromaeus on for size. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:52
|
|
|
DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’d like to think that my spirit dinosaur looked up at the sky just as the meteor was falling, nodded sagely, and accepted his fate with dignity. I have communed with the Lametasaurus that accompanies you, and it assures me that it met its demise with dignity and a rockin' hot look. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:55
|
|
|
Outrail posted:I like to think my spirit dinosaur got high as gently caress eating swamp weed and wondered if he had a spirit trilobite. Othnielia was a spritely little thing that loved to get loose, can confirm. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:56
|
|
|
Gaunab posted:WHAT'S MY SPIRIT DINOSAUR The Brontomerus, who does not tolerate anyone's bullshit. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 21:58
|
|
|
Counteresperanto posted:Tell me my spirit dinosaur. Who has two thumbs and is your spirit animal? This guy, Nanyangosaurus! 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 22:08
|
|
|
Zeniel posted:C'mooon Brachiosaurus.. Check it, you're going to be hanging out with this fashionable little fella, Caseosaurus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 23:45
|
|
|
trunkh posted:Please reveal my spirit dinosaur so my life may have meaning. The secrets of your destiny will be revealed to you, with the aid of the Hongshanopterus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 23:51
|
|
|
big nipples big life posted:What is my spirit dino OP? Look at this cute lil omnivore, Caenagnathasia! How cute are you? So cute! 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2019 23:54
|
|
|
Bananaquiter posted:I thought I new what my spirit dinosaur was but now I'm not so sure. Well, if you thought your spirit dino was the badass Sinraptor, then you were spot-on. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 00:00
|
|
|
Mycroft Holmes posted:Dino me Meet your adorable new spirit carnivore companion, Microvenator.  Milo and POTUS posted:I will not accept an apprentices dinosaur. I've got standards Fine, be that way. Edit: free hubcaps posted:excellent work my apprentice, I had a sort of accident with the divining herbs a few days ago and havn’t been able to do any readings Well, I've got a nasty cold/sinus infection, so I had to cancel a pre-wedding dreamsong journey (didn't want to get the bride sick before the wedding shower brunch), and I have a little time. Edit 2: All night, I have all night to do this. Also sacred beer, sacramental wine, a bunch of divining herbs, comfortable pants, and half a chicken and waffle sandwich. This is my Saturday night now. Bobbie Wickham fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Mar 31, 2019 |
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 00:03
|
|
|
Taeke posted:Goddamnit gimme my spirit dino. I need it. I'm dying here. Tapuiasaurus to the rescue! 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 00:09
|
|
|
Necros posted:I think you skipped me I'm sorry, Muraenosaurus, I don't know how I didn't see you. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 00:59
|
|
|
lol but seriously I posted:yo did i get a dinasaur kind of thought it was implicit in my posting here that i would like a loving DINOSAUR I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE HEAD WRANGLER WHOM I PRESUME TO BE MULDOON OUT OF JURASSIC PARK nbd? Oh my god, Aralazhdarcho,  
|
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 01:03
|
|
|
Sex Falcon posted:any dino as long as it thicc Aetonyx is pretty  
|
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 01:05
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:59 |
|
|
unpleasantly turgid posted:i want a dino with strong haunches and a fat rear end, op. can you make this happen? Noble spirits don't have to conform to your beauty standards. Typical Unaysaurus. 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2019 01:07
|
|