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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







https://twitter.com/charliearchy/status/1388552359333216256?s=20

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP





Pillbug

spacemang_spliff posted:

I mean if you're starting to get your face tingling and you hear a high pitched noise and then you get an intense headache go see a loving neurologist because that sounds like a brain tumor not Commie space laz0rs

what do you think caused the brain tumor smart guy

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude


how does he go straight from specifically describing one thing to specifically describing a completely different thing while still pretending like theyre the same thing usually a person at least pauses to take a breath before moving the goalpost

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin.

The other dumb thing about the whole "invisible lasers" thing is that it's not even remotely clear what the supposed point of it would be. It's not like it's killing these people; it's just making them feel bad.

Like Russia/China's nefarious plan, that they're willing to risk directly attacking US government personnel on US soil for, is to make a few random government bureaucrats feel sick.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

It's always 2am somewhere.


Ytlaya posted:

The other dumb thing about the whole "invisible lasers" thing is that it's not even remotely clear what the supposed point of it would be. It's not like it's killing these people; it's just making them feel bad.

Like Russia/China's nefarious plan, that they're willing to risk directly attacking US government personnel on US soil for, is to make a few random government bureaucrats feel sick.

this is why i guess if it is real it has to be either surveillance equipment or count-surveillance equipment. lots of good reasons to be shooting fancy beams and lots of rationals that side effects would be either acceptable or at least plausibly deniable.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




fast cars loose anus posted:

what do you think caused the brain tumor smart guy

Vaccines duh

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude

https://mobile.twitter.com/TrollZoo/status/1389211829084332033

thalweg
Aug 26, 2019


spacemang_spliff posted:

this is from 2018 but lol

https://pitchfork.com/news/moby-says-cia-agents-asked-him-to-spread-the-word-about-trump-and-russia/

Talking with WFPK's Kyle Meredith, Moby cited “active and former CIA agents” who were “truly concerned” about Trump’s collusion with Russia. “They were like, ‘This is the Manchurian Candidate, like [Putin] has a Russian agent as the President of the United States,’” he said. “So they passed on some information to me and they said, like, ‘Look, you have more of a social media following than any of us do, can you please post some of these things just in a way that … sort of put it out there.’”

Am I crazy or is this basically just out and out saying that it's a CIA op where they approached credulous lib celebs like Moby and fed them Russiagate narratives??? Lmao

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

I think it’s just Moby wanting to be in the spotlight again for something other than being a creep to Natalie Portman

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Is a saint not entitled to the skin of his foot?






thalweg posted:

Am I crazy or is this basically just out and out saying that it's a CIA op where they approached credulous lib celebs like Moby and fed them Russiagate narratives??? Lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeGZ-xL6FNU

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Is a saint not entitled to the skin of his foot?






i posted like over a dozen different youtubes of random liberals reading the mueller report for like over an hour when this nonsense was happening

maybe some of them were literal ops trying to get it viral lmao

but on the other hand liberals are deranged enough to do this all on their own so

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude

https://twitter.com/VanessaFrangvi1/status/1389561871901106182

xi sits at his desk doing some paperwork as a breathless party cadre busts in wildly waving a report

sir the belgians are about to discuss our continuing acts of genocide!!!

xi takes off his glasses and narrows his eyes instilling fear in the cadre as he intones his orders

shut down loving everything

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




thalweg posted:

Am I crazy or is this basically just out and out saying that it's a CIA op where they approached credulous lib celebs like Moby and fed them Russiagate narratives??? Lmao

that's how I read it

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







https://twitter.com/mschwirtz/status/1390639112265379849?s=20
https://twitter.com/EliotHiggins/status/1387348923715670018?s=20
https://twitter.com/michaeldweiss/status/1387390850653691911?s=20

UNIT 29155

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

"He's a great baker. He's Betty Crocker. He makes the best peanut butter cookies ever."


Kinda reminded of that movie Wag The Dog where they make up an elite special forces branch and even have a Ballad of the Green Berets-style song for them

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

「俺達の新力だ
真ゲッターロボ!」

The wikipedia article is only like a year and a half old.

I guess the nytimes was what lead to it https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/08/world/europe/unit-29155-russia-gru.html

Lostconfused has issued a correction as of 00:45 on May 8, 2021

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

「俺達の新力だ
真ゲッターロボ!」

The Russian response is that it's a training center that has been operating since 1962 and that's why so many veterans of various conflicts can be linked to it. Instead of it being some shell organization for some super secret army spies.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

whatever marginal advantage the racial justice protestors gained from being masked was greatly outweighed by the fact that the racial justice protests were larger than the covid protests by a scale or two of magnitude

how does unit 29155 existing boost the likelihood that russian bounties happened does their existence just inherently validate any claim of russian perfidy regardless of whether or not theres any evidence that the crime even happened at all

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012




it also sucks as a boogie man name

“hmm these latest operations stink of, uh, hold, lemme check my browser history. Ah there we go. Unit 29155!”

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010



Lipstick Apathy

MR WORLDWIDE!

UNIT 29155!

DALE!

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"



Dr. Killjoy posted:

“hmm these latest operations stink of, uh, hold, lemme check my browser history. Ah there we go. Unit 8008135”

Truga
May 4, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

unit 29155 nanometers

Victory Position
Mar 15, 2004








that is the most deeply curated W I've ever seen

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







https://twitter.com/laraseligman/status/1391847997433122824?s=20

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020



https://twitter.com/jkerridgeDNP/status/1391862721130504201

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




unit 29155 sounds like a character introduced late in a long running manga

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter





lmao they're really forcing the magic headache gun narrative

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Watch this make government officials so paranoid that they start having psychosomatic symptoms which then also get blamed on Russia.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020



this smacks of cops getting antifa-induced tummy aches because they get drunk and eat fast food all day sitting in their car

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Is a saint not entitled to the skin of his foot?






Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1392490379446870022?s=20

quote:

As the party of Reagan, Republicans have championed democracy, won the cold war and defeated the Soviet communists. Today, America is on the cusp of another cold war. This time with communist China. Attacks against our democratic process and the rule of law empower our adversaries and feed communist propaganda that American democracy is a failure.

We must speak the truth. Our election was not stolen and America has not failed.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







lol the whole US media has embraced this story
https://twitter.com/ewong/status/1392616065813917696?s=20

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020




They tried this exact thing a few years ago and it didn't stick

Why are people buying this poo poo now

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Is a saint not entitled to the skin of his foot?






russia has nothing better to do than use their super secret mindray weapons in a high profile way over multiple years to troll us embassy staff and mildly inconvenience them

i can respect that

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012




it’s our fault for going lax in the Psi-War department, all our psychic spies found the private sector to be far more lucrative in being able to make money off their remote viewing techniques and cancer curing electromagnetic therapy devices

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