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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



"Ep."

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock




my anniversary is on ed balls day

apparently it's also the national day of mourning but ed balls is way likelier to end up on my timeline

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock




nobody in ireland wants to see you?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



kid-me didn't realize it but yeah, sugar bear was definitely hosed up on drugs and had terminal munchies

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



posty nosty

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



mobile telephone post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



beep

one ram, two ram, three rams, four rams....

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



current posting status: posting current status

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



alpha-bits

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Captain Foo posted:

lmao in passing

posting diagonally across the two posts you made in front of me

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Easter post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Silver Alicorn posted:

always do your dailies

posting to grind that rep

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



stay safe, privacy post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



ah yes here come my posts now

https://i.imgur.com/qZ18ZEz.mp4

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



President Beep posted:

uh... anybody else smell burnt post?

posting in a wilder text field

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



when i was eight i made a post
on a pirate board

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



i thrust my wrists and make a post
and still insist "stay safe, you ghost"

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



worried that they'll figure out i don't belong and kick me out

i'm poster syndrome

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



quote:

Addressing a Woman
Maiden name

Ms. Jane Johnson
Miss Jane Johnson*
*Usually ‘Miss’ is for girls under 18

Married, keeping maiden name

Ms. Jane Johnson
Married, uses husband’s name socially

Mrs. John Kelly
Mrs. Jane Kelly*
*Nowadays this is acceptable
Ms. Jane Kelly
Separated, not divorced

Mrs. John Kelly
Mrs. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly
Divorced

Mrs. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Johnson (maiden name)
Widowed

Mrs. John Kelly*
*If you don’t know the widow’s preference, this is the traditional and preferred form
Mrs. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly



Addressing a Couple
Married, she uses her husband’s name socially

Mr. and Mrs. John Kelly

NOTE: Traditionally, a woman’s name preceded a man’s on an envelope address, and his first and surname were not separated (Jane and John Kelly). Nowadays, the order of the names—whether his name or hers comes first—does not matter and either way is acceptable. The exception is when one member of the couple ‘outranks’ the other—the one with the higher rank is always listed first.
Married, she prefers Ms.

Mr. John Kelly and Ms. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly and Mr. John Kelly
*Do not link Ms. to the husband’s name:
Mr. and Ms. John Kelly is incorrect
Married, informal address

Jane and John Kelly
John and Jane Kelly
Married, she uses maiden name

Mr. John Kelly and Ms. Jane Johnson
Ms. Jane Johnson and Mr. John Kelly

If you can’t fit the names on one line:
Mr. John Kelly
and Ms. Jane Johnson
*Note the indent, either name may be used first
Unmarried, living together

Mr. John Kelly & Ms. Jane Johnson
Note: Use one line
A woman who outranks her husband:
elected office, military rank

The Honorable Jane Kelly and Mr. John Kelly

If you can’t fit both names on one line (note indent):
The Honorable Jane Kelly
and Mr. John Kelly
A woman who outranks her husband:
professional or educational degree
Dr. Jane Kelly and Mr. John Kelly
Both are doctors (PhD or medical) and use the same last name

The Doctors Kelly (omit first names)
Drs. Jane and John Kelly / Drs. John and Jane Kelly
Dr. John Kelly and Dr. Jane Kelly / Dr. Jane Kelly and Dr. John Kelly
Both are doctors (PhD or medical), she uses her maiden name

Dr. Jane Johnson and Dr. John Kelly
Dr. John Kelly and Dr. Jane Johnson
Business
Woman

Ms. is the default form of address, unless you know positively that a woman wishes to be addressed as Mrs.
Professional designations—use only for business

Jane Kelly, CPA

Note: Do not use Ms. or Mr. if using a professional designation.
Socially, drop the professional designation and use Mr., Ms., or Mrs.: Ms. Jane Kelly
Esquire:
Attorneys and some court officials

Jane Kelly, Esquire

an emily post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



computer touching post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



quote:

Am I making a post which is either funny, informative, or interesting on any level?

no

:justpost:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



iambic pentameter posting here

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



daily double post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



daily double post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



the green zone is for marfing and lomarfing only

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



posting

Captain Foo posted:

posting "i'm at work" while i'm at work

while i'm at work

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



posting

flakeloaf posted:

posting

Captain Foo posted:

posting "i'm at work" while i'm at work

while i'm at work

while i'm at work

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



Silver Alicorn posted:

i like to post

about the mome and the chome and the ghost

i like to post-a

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

st

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



I have a bad case of my posting
I have a bad case of my posting

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



President Beep posted:

celebratory post

i think it's spelled "celibate"

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



echinopsis posted:

saying post like mira sorvino says it when she says post it’s in romy and michelles high school reunion

paouwst

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



makes no difference where i go
you're the best post thread i know
hello yospos
hello yospos
219 loves you

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



waking up at 5 am sucks post

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



test posting

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



President Beep posted:

sorry. didn’t work.

trap sprung thanks beep

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