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"Hello, holodeck tech support? Yes, my ship's holodeck keeps switching its own safeties off and trapping my crew inside until they complete whatever dangerous storyline has been pulled up."

"I see, sir. And are you having any issues with your holodeck?"

# ? Mar 25, 2019 14:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:59

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Our captain didn't opt for the premium package, but if you tune to the right channel you can sometimes catch a staticky glimpse of the Lusty Romulan Vixens trying to seduce you.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 14:13

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Worf rolls his eyes as, yet again, he is outvoted and everyone else picks a human story to almost get killed by.

# ? Mar 25, 2019 14:24

Manifisto

please holodeck me a universe where the holodeck was never invented, and I'll live there permanently

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 25, 2019 14:27

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

really bedraggled looking guy with a mop bucket waiting outside the holodeck so he can get inside and do his thankless job

# ? Mar 25, 2019 14:56

Manifisto

Holo Foods - each item of healthy organic produce and gourmet pantry staples is protected by an evil guardian who you must vanquish to complete your food shopping

also some of the food is cleverly disguised, for example the squirrels are actually fresh baked goods

# ? Mar 25, 2019 15:06

Senior Management

Holoshed's on the fritz again.

:jerry:

# ? Mar 25, 2019 15:39

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

really bedraggled looking guy with a mop bucket waiting outside the holodeck so he can get inside and do his thankless job

# ? Mar 25, 2019 15:46

alnilam

Picard:

cut to outside the holodeck, situation normal and calm, riker standing there with a date, checking his watch, with a concerned look on his face. "he does this every day"

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 25, 2019 15:52

alnilam

that joke has a lil something extra for all u first contact fans out there, as it alludes to picard's dark obsession with destroying the borg that is one of the central themes of the film, thank you for reading

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# ? Mar 25, 2019 15:53

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I'm going to do that thing they did on Orville last week where they simulate a person based on their text messages. Only it's going to be with Patrick Stewart in character as Jean-Luc Picard and Jonathan Frakes in character as Riker.

We're going to use the holodeck on the simulated Enterprise to pretend we're Sherlock Holmes in a simulated holodeck.

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# ? Mar 25, 2019 17:53

vanisher

(Star Trek crew in old timey English clothing standing around the holodeck getting ready to do a Sherlock Holmes LARP, giving commands to the computer to set it up)

Riker: Sherlock Holmes scenario 2 please computer

Westley: how about the CBS one, Elementary

Computer: loading Elementary episode 2

(Whole crew groans audibly)

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:33

Goons Are Gifts

What's... What's a holodeck?

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:38

vanisher

Guy in Anime t-shirt: so, I can tell the computer to make ANY scenario, and I can lock this door right?

Jordy: wait what are you going to do

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:38

xcheopis

vanisher posted:

Jordy

! !! !!!
BURN THE INFIDEL

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:41

vanisher

Goerdi*

# ? Mar 25, 2019 18:42

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Entering the holodeck, then jacking in to the Matrix, then going five deep in an Inception. Zoom way back out to your friend saying, "...99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

# ? Mar 25, 2019 19:12

Macnult

babysitting peter and wendy, trying to not look bored as we eat lunch in an african setting surrounded by lions for what feels like the millionth time

# ? Mar 25, 2019 19:45

Manifisto

Macnult posted:

babysitting peter and wendy, trying to not look bored as we eat lunch in an african setting surrounded by lions for what feels like the millionth time

# ? Mar 25, 2019 20:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

google THIS posted:

Entering the holodeck, then jacking in to the Matrix, then going five deep in an Inception. Zoom way back out to your friend saying, "...99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!"

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:23

Farecoal: There he go

Computer! Load BYOB program

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:30

Farecoal: There he go

my holodeck access has been revoked after the third time i make it create too many coconuts

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:32

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Farecoal posted:

Computer! Load BYOB program

*Holodeck creates a PC on a desk in an empty room with BYOB loaded up*

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:32

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

*Holodeck creates a PC on a desk in an empty room with BYOB loaded up*

*good dog materializes next to desk, holding a bong in its mouth*

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:41

vanisher

Abugadu posted:

*good dog materializes next to desk, holding a bong in its mouth*

I just told it to generate heaven

# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:51

FutonForensic

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# ? Mar 26, 2019 04:58

Tebulot: im hip now bois

FutonForensic posted:

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data: ensign, I do not believe such a request is becoming of a starfleet--

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# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:06

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

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data: ensign, I do not believe such a request is becoming of a starfleet--

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data: curious. it appears I have much to learn about hu--*dies when spawngibbed by nude worf*

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:08

FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

computer, end simulation

*hands begin to fade like back to the future*

its me. i was the simulation all along

*big triple titty squirrel furry starfleet officer returns to her duties*

vanisher = sig champ

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:16

FutonForensic

FlaxAxis posted:

computer, end simulation

*hands begin to fade like back to the future*

its me. i was the simulation all along

*big triple titty squirrel furry starfleet officer returns to her duties*

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:20

joke_explainer

Farecoal posted:

my holodeck access has been revoked after the third time i make it create too many coconuts

*rubbing hands together* "Alright computer. Override safeties. One hundred billion coconuts in a huge, precariously stacked pile. This is going to be good."

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:20

redm

FutonForensic posted:

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data: ensign, I do not believe such a request is becoming of a starfleet--

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data: curious. it appears I have much to learn about hu--*dies when spawngibbed by nude worf*

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# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:21

vanisher

FlaxAxis posted:

computer, end simulation

*hands begin to fade like back to the future*

its me. i was the simulation all along

*big triple titty squirrel furry starfleet officer returns to her duties*

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:26

vanisher

the whole thread posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:30

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FutonForensic posted:

nude worf

data: ensign, I do not believe such a request is becoming of a starfleet--

👏 nude 👏 worf 👏 nude 👏 worf

data: curious. it appears I have much to learn about hu--*dies when spawngibbed by nude worf*

FlaxAxis posted:

computer, end simulation

*hands begin to fade like back to the future*

its me. i was the simulation all along

*big triple titty squirrel furry starfleet officer returns to her duties*

# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:49

redm

i would try and write a post but i dont feel confident in my knowledge about the subject matter

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# ? Mar 26, 2019 05:57

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

redm posted:

i would try and write a post but i dont feel confident in my knowledge about the subject matter

Computer, create a version of redm capable of making posts about the holodeck

# ? Mar 26, 2019 06:38

redm

What's the deal with the holo deck? I mean it's not hollow, and I can't even play cards with it!

# ? Mar 26, 2019 15:56

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

holograms not holographic or the bad guys in Bleach

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# ? Mar 26, 2019 16:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:59

redm

holodeck is my favorite time of the year

# ? Mar 26, 2019 16:20

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