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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

i feel like this would be a way better if it was the normal milhouse's dad line then homer says yeah well I hosed your wife

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo




Julius CSAR fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Mar 27, 2019

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008




See you in the gold mine boys

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Stefan Prodan posted:

i feel like this would be a way better if it was the normal milhouse's dad line then homer says yeah well I hosed your wife

I sleep in a big bed with your wife

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

super sweet best pal posted:

I sleep in a big bed with your wife

Yea that'd be good too lol

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Some people think the 2nd one is better but I hate having a retarded fox chasing me everywhere

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Frank Coole

tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006

lmao this is great




The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer
Batman, he nasty. Balls nasty.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

According to that whole trinity thing, He hosed his mother at the same time.

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

I'm turned on by 89% of these posts.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Vato posted:

I'm turned on by 89% of these posts.

and mildly curious about the other 11%

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Lmbo

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

lol

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Repenting for my font-matching sins:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

:vince:

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
All of these :golfclap:

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky

:master:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I'm keeping this one you beautiful lad

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I didn't gently caress your wife. I didn't cum on your wife. I didn't put my dick anywhere near your wife. I've never done anything weird with your wife.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
LUKE, OBI-WAN and the DROIDS enter the hangar bay and see the MILLENIUM FALCON

LUKE: What a piece of junk!

HAN: Yeah? WELL I hosed YOUR WIFE.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Paladinus posted:

I didn't gently caress your wife. I didn't cum on your wife. I didn't put my dick anywhere near your wife. I've never done anything weird with your wife.

You want to say 'My heroes never hosed anybody's wife, my heroes never impregnated anybody's wife, my heroes never ran out on anybody's wife after impregnating them, well that's great but you're living in a loving fantasy world'

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Yeah?
https://i.imgur.com/3bW31Sq.mp4

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Fuckin lol

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

I fell and landed in jagged glass. Dazed I fired again and again into the thing's chest. I felt the recoil pushing back rhythmically. Shells hitting the pavement. Bullets hitting the monster. Blood showering me. I felt my own blood from the side of my head fall and drip. I kept firing. The magazine was empty.

He staggered. I tasted my tears and blood mixed into a horrid cocktail. It fell down next to me. A badge sparkled on the side of his jacket. Bavarious.

I picked up a large piece of broken glass and saw a horrid reflection. Suddenly, I was loving your wife.

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ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD
..nm

ACRE & EQUAT fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Mar 29, 2019

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