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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

drew is good and should be top heel but this is wwe

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

THE NAKA-NUTSHOT

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

reignofevil posted:

Well yeah ultimately I think none of the fans want roman to die of cancer but that doesn't suddenly mean he has wow'd us with his career or that we feel like the company has intentionally mishandled him. At least for my own part I think both of those things are true for kofi kingston.

i don't think the fans want kofi to get cancer

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I think Roman is coughing off the fumes of his fake tan

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Of course the announcers don't care that Roman cheapshotted Drew first!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
lmfao

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



roman is concussed again

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

My mania prediction: drew goes for the claymore kick which roman reverses into a spear for the win even though the motion of the claymore should negate the motion of the spear

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
the arm that neutered the BIG DOG

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I can't believe Roman has dick cancer

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
his leukemia is coming back

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Abroham Lincoln posted:

DICK PUNCH MANIA IS BACK

Some things just always work in wrestling, and punching somebody on the dick is one of them.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Dipping back into the thread to ask: do the hosts of this podcast sound EXACTLY like Colt Cabana and Charlotte or am I loving nuts?

It's creeping me out!

Also I'm making cinnamon rolls, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Drew would have broke his arm if he tried that poo poo on Finn.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

lol should be the Mania match is a throwaway match on Raw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

nooneofconsequence posted:

Of course the announcers don't care that Roman cheapshotted Drew first!

To be fair, Drew kickstarted all this by jumping Roman from behind when he was waiting for a match with Corbin, and Roman was face to face with him when he punched him today.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
but samoa joe is already in the ring, per drews promo

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I love when the build to one of the top matches at the biggest show of the year is "one of the guys is HERE".

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I made wings in the oven for the first time instead of in the fryer and it took *checks watch* nearly an hour longer but man they're super crispy

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Some dude at my bar was watching Raw and told another dude at the bar that Roman & Drew were "the Undertaker and his cousin".

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

DangerDummy! posted:

Some dude at my bar was watching Raw and told another dude at the bar that Roman & Drew were "the Undertaker and his cousin".

It’s hard to tell one dick punch from another.

Primworm
Aug 19, 2008

Six pokeballs, more than enough to catch anything that moves.

DangerDummy! posted:

Some dude at my bar was watching Raw and told another dude at the bar that Roman & Drew were "the Undertaker and his cousin".

I want to see the world through this man's eyes for 10 minutes just to understand

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

plans change

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Primworm posted:

I want to see the world through this man's eyes for 10 minutes just to understand

drink a whole lot and you shall understand

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I have to admit, Shane vs Miz is a match I could have predicted years ago, yet today seems like an insult to Miz

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
so uhhh...what's going on with Dean? like...at all?

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

Wear a cup. 2 belts, 1 cup.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dean's like,"Oh it's okay, it was just a little punch on the dick, Roman will be good."

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

surf rock posted:

Also I'm making cinnamon rolls, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Post them!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Intruder posted:

I have to admit, Shane vs Miz is a match I could have predicted years ago, yet today seems like an insult to Miz

Did you predict that Miz would be the face?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"I know you murdered me the last time we did a no DQ match, but let's do a no DQ match"

Rhonne posted:

Did you predict that Miz would be the face?

I would not have predicted that no

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Dean doing a world tour of gimmick matches before he goes?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Drew McIntyre posted:

i don't think the fans want kofi to get cancer

Well then I guess I know what to put in the prediction game this wrestlemania

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DeepDickPizza posted:

so uhhh...what's going on with Dean? like...at all?

As far as anybody knows, he's still planning to leave when his contract runs out.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Time for Sasha to lose to...Natalya.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
corey corpsing at his own jokes, shameful

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Intruder posted:

"I know you murdered me the last time we did a no DQ match, but let's do a no DQ match"

To be fair to Flair, they did actually make a point in their last match that even after Drew hit Dean with that sick Claymore Kick through the rail, Dean ended up getting back up and crawling back to fight some more, so Last Man Standing actually makes some sense.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol sasha's kinesio tape matches her gear

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Shut up, Bayley!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bayley should grab a mic and say,"Hey Nattie... Nattie... actually... you are... you should be the... you shut up!"

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