you jokesters are all the same

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Kangaroo Pouch

you all come up here oh so confident with your "premises".
oh, yeah, real cool stuff man. i'm super impressed. NOT. the last 6 guys all had "premises" too! how 'bout you go back to joke school and get some new material!

# ? Mar 27, 2019 08:45

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Kangaroo Pouch

y'know, actually, maybe i was too harsh. i'm really ready to hear you out now that i've had some time to think, and really, y'know, sit with that "premise" of yours

# ? Mar 27, 2019 08:49

redm

premise as premdoes :smaug:

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# ? Mar 27, 2019 09:03

Jaded Burnout

I had comedy premises once but I couldn't afford the rent

# ? Mar 27, 2019 11:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

one of the better premises i've seen here was a snail with human titties

# ? Mar 27, 2019 11:58

Goons Are Gifts

My joksters are not all the same. One is big and the other one is small, one is even hairy!!

# ? Mar 27, 2019 12:52

Kangaroo Pouch

Goons Are Great posted:

My joksters are not all the same. One is big and the other one is small, one is even hairy!!

gee goons are great! how come you get to have three jokesters?

# ? Mar 27, 2019 13:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Kangaroo Pouch posted:

gee goons are great! how come you get to have three jokesters?

byob has a special (read: not a coupon or a deal, we don't do those here) where you get 3 jokesters for $10 or you can get 4 for $15

# ? Mar 27, 2019 13:45

Goons Are Gifts

Luvcow posted:

byob has a special (read: not a coupon or a deal, we don't do those here) where you get 3 jokesters for $10 or you can get 4 for $15

You can also get 3 for the price of three, or even upgrade to a fourth one for the surcharge of only one more! No coupons or deals though

# ? Mar 27, 2019 13:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Goons Are Great posted:

You can also get 3 for the price of three, or even upgrade to a fourth one for the surcharge of only one more! No coupons or deals though

yeah i prefer my merchandise in 6pack form so usually i'll pick up 6 for $50 and save some cash in the process

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:00

FutonForensic

hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:29

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:39

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

hey everyone, we're Dead Chicken Improv and for our first bit, we'd like to take suggestions from the audience. please, NO premises.

# ? Mar 27, 2019 14:42

Manifisto

standup comedian: okay so what's with the difference between men and women, am I right? if men are from mars, wh-

bouncer: sir I am going to have to escort you off these premises

ty nesamdoom!