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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

oh I swear I searched for this when I made my shitpost thread but I didn't find it

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Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Live link to PAX reveal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySeQmS66oC4

e: confirmed
  • not BR
  • Vaughn/Aurelia/older Tiny Tina
  • Amara is a VH

Risky Bisquick fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Mar 28, 2019

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

holy poo poo Pitchford is loving wasted isn't he

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




Orange Crush Rush posted:

holy poo poo Pitchford is loving wasted isn't he

He has put on a lot of weight too.

Frustrated
Jun 12, 2003



I said come in! posted:

He has put on a lot of weight too.

The last few years have been rough for Gearbox.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




Randy's just kind of all over the place here

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




I know Randy's personal life is an absolute mess, but I thought Gearbox itself had been doing good? I am probably out of the loop then. I hope Borderlands 3 is good though.

Abyss
Oct 29, 2011


Handsome Jack is dead.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




I want Tiny Tina as a playable character.

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

I said come in! posted:

I know Randy's personal life is an absolute mess, but I thought Gearbox itself had been doing good? I am probably out of the loop then. I hope Borderlands 3 is good though.

Every game besides Borderlands that Gearbox has made basically crashed and burned

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




Orange Crush Rush posted:

Every game besides Borderlands that Gearbox has made basically crashed and burned

They did that expansion pack for Half-Life that was pretty good.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




Just announce the poo poo!! dang!!!

Snapes N Snapes
Sep 6, 2010



I promise we're gonna finish big okay?

Can this sweaty gently caress die already, christ.

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Snapes N Snapes posted:

I promise we're gonna finish big okay?

Can this sweaty gently caress die already, christ.

I mean from how he looks and acts, give it about 30 minutes

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

He looks really bad, t-shirt, some button up, and a shiny blazer.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




It makes me sad to remember that Bulletstorm 2 was in development and then canceled.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011



Tiny Tina had better be playable Randy!

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




Ah yes the critically acclaimed We Happy Few

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




Bulletstorm on Switch is cool but I really hate Duke Nukem.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Isn't Hello Neighbor still busted as hell?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014





Megamarm

This framerate.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick



Nap Ghost

yay pathologic 2

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




I wish I had known that was going to be more than Borderlands 3.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011



Randy's gonna announce Duke Nukem Forever remastered at the end of the show.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Fix the mic, stop touching the live mic

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




No thank you to anything Rick & Morty related. Nothing about that show is funny, and the fanbase is terrible.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007
It's ham, Jonathan! Do you understand? Ham!




Randy Pitchford is a millstone around the neck of the company and it's amazing he hasn't been jettisoned on allegations alone.

If he still has a job after this embarrassment I'll be amazed.

edit: HELL YES RISK OF RAIN 2

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005

Monkey don' wan none dis banana



oh hell yes Risk of Rain 2

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




YourHumbleMessiah posted:

oh hell yes Risk of Rain 2

I never played the first game but have heard lots of really good things, and this sequel looks cool.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Gulping Again posted:

Randy Pitchford is a millstone around the neck of the company and it's amazing he hasn't been jettisoned on allegations alone.

If he still has a job after this embarrassment I'll be amazed.

Doesn't he own it?

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Oh poo poo, I didn't even realize RoR2 would be a 3rd person shooter, thats nuts

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Orange Crush Rush posted:

Oh poo poo, I didn't even realize RoR2 would be a 3rd person shooter, thats nuts

I played it this morning, it is very good. The entire reason they went 3D is because they wanted all the items to show up on the character and it rules.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007
It's ham, Jonathan! Do you understand? Ham!




Wow gently caress the entire rest of this show, it can just be Randy showing everyone his scat porn for three hours. Risk of Rain 2 is here motherfuckerssssssssssssssssssss

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

YourHumbleMessiah posted:

oh hell yes Risk of Rain 2

What is this heresy

The classic multiplayer roguelike , Risk of Rain, returns with an extra dimension and more challenging action. Play solo, or team up with up to three friends to fight your way through hordes of monsters, unlock new loot, and find a way to escape the planet.

Yeah gonna add this to cart, BOGO!! V NICE VVVVVNICEeee

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




The presentation is loving bizarre

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005

Monkey don' wan none dis banana



Risky Bisquick posted:

What is this heresy

The classic multiplayer roguelike , Risk of Rain, returns with an extra dimension and more challenging action. Play solo, or team up with up to three friends to fight your way through hordes of monsters, unlock new loot, and find a way to escape the planet.

Yeah gonna add this to cart, BOGO!! V NICE VVVVVNICEeee

Yeah Im picking this up asap, cant wait!

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

The Lone Badger posted:

Are they making any games for anyone else that they can steal the budget from?

Considering that this is likely going to be Epic exclusive, I'm guessing they'll try to embezzle from them.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011



Is Randy always this nervous when speaking? He sounds like he's about to have a panic attack on stage.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




This better not be a magic trick randy

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I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004




Gulping Again posted:

Wow gently caress the entire rest of this show, it can just be Randy showing everyone his scat porn for three hours. Risk of Rain 2 is here motherfuckerssssssssssssssssssss

It just so happens he is giving away scat porn to two people in the audience.

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