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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer


Watch in real time as fans hopes are slowly crushed over the coming weeks!

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Go Cubs please don't suck Lester.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cubs 162-0, win it all.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Can't wait for the Buccos to get the Wild Card and win the World Series

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Let's go the Arizona Baseball Diamondbacks.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I realize that even though we’re more likeable not everyone can say “Go Cards”. That being said, I think we can at least all agree: gently caress Ryan Braun.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Actually go Giants, and gently caress all your other baseball teams :colbert:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

I realize that even though we’re more likeable not everyone can say “Go Cards”. That being said, I think we can at least all agree: gently caress Ryan Braun.

That's something we can all get behind, friend: gently caress Ryan Braun.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

rip dinger machine

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/1111297279548366849

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Pretty good attendance for opening day Marlins game.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

F

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Year 7 of not getting the Astros begins in 4 hours!

:suicide:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


gently caress Derek Jeter

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

The only thing about the Marlins that worked.

When I went to a game in that sterile-rear end stadium in the middle of cracktown, the only thing that I had to look forward to was perhaps, just perhaps, I'd see the monstrosity in action.

Of course, it was the Marlins, so not only did they not get a HR, they managed to get exactly one hit right in the second inning so there wasn't even any "Oh poo poo the opposing team might get a no-hitter" joy to live in, just the horrible endless slog of guaranteed failure for 7 innings of ineptitude.

Anyway, yes I'll take some extra sauce for my onion rings.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Something called a Mark Zagunis is our loving Opening Day LF'er instead of Schwarber what the loving gently caress is that?

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1111299127009251328

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Something called a Mark Zagunis is our loving Opening Day LF'er instead of Schwarber what the loving gently caress is that?

https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/1111299127009251328

I love Zobrist, but you have a DH slot and don't use it on Schwarber? What?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
There ought to be better clips of this on the internet than some dude filming his television.

Hell, this whole documentary should be entered into the public domain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXrl0BQ1q0

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popete posted:

I love Zobrist, but you have a DH slot and don't use it on Schwarber? What?

Because it's a lefty, but he's not going to learn how to hit lefties by sitting on the bench.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Day loving one and I'm already mad about Joe's lineups. Cubs baseball is officially BACK

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




deGrom vs Scherzer is in 30 minutes and I'm gonna watch the gently caress out of that until the Astros come on.

Sydin posted:

Day loving one and I'm already mad about Joe's lineups. Cubs baseball is officially BACK

Right?! Why isn't Schwarber leading off!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


hail satan. :devil:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Boo, your team! Boo, I say!

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Go angels :toot:

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
Baaaaaaaaseball!

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Hello thread. Go Yankees

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Hoping it doesn't rain too much in Kansas City and I can actually watch Eloy do Eloy things.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Excited for a tidal wave of piss and poo poo to flood noted dumpster craphole Wrigley Field. gently caress you Cubs fans you suck rear end. Go cards bitch

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
The Mariners are already first place in the AL, folks!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Mets game is officially on!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

thrilla in vanilla posted:

Excited for a tidal wave of piss and poo poo to flood noted dumpster craphole Wrigley Field. gently caress you Cubs fans you suck rear end. Go cards bitch

Sorry to spoil your parade but Cubs are on the road today. Have a most blessed opening day.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
2019 is here. Yankees Train Comin to your town.

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
The Baltimore Orioles have officially been eliminated.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Let's go the Brewers Bitch.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Baltimore v NYY broadcast startin up for the 3 people on earth who care about that

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

pathetic little tramp posted:

Baltimore v NYY broadcast startin up for the 3 people on earth who care about that

Saying "gently caress the Yankees" is greatly enhanced by the Yankees actually being on, though it's hardly necessary.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

it's time for mets baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okXhAC78d4Q

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
It's time for baseball!!!!! <3 u mlb.tv multidisplay

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Sucks that ESPN has the Red Sox game exclusive. I need Jerry Remy back in my life damnit :argh:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

Baltimore v NYY broadcast startin up for the 3 people on earth who care about that

Good luck to your favorite team. The rest of us are watching Scherzer vs Degrom tho

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ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

The Pussy Boss posted:

Good luck to your favorite team. The rest of us are watching Scherzer vs Degrom tho

I'll be honest, even if the Cubs were starting now I'd be watching Scherzer vs Degrom. I get so hard for great pitching matchups.

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