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Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004

One of those probably needs to become your avatar.

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Timby posted:

Serious question: How did "MY SON" become a meme? It confuses me. Like, people will post MY SON when someone like Javy Baez or Kyle Schwarber knocks a dinger and, so ... okay?

My first recollection of it was people using it to describe Mike Huckabee's dog murdering Large Adult Sons

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Vernacular posted:

One of those probably needs to become your avatar.
:hmmyes:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Vernacular posted:

One of those probably needs to become your avatar.

preferably not the hobo beard/mullet combo

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
It would be incredible if it turned out that the only way the Mariners could possibly get back into the playoffs was by actively attempting to tank but loving it up by winning.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Shiroc posted:

It would be incredible if it turned out that the only way the Mariners could possibly get back into the playoffs was by actively attempting to tank but loving it up by winning.

The Mariners get good enough they sell the farm for rentals, then completely blow it the rest of the season where they miss the wild card.

Come on, you can feel it.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

In case you forgot Bill Plaschke is garbage...

https://twitter.com/vincesamperio/status/1111491364691177472?s=21

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

"More business like."

*Lists the two new white dudes who replaced the black guys*

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!

ScottyJSno fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Mar 29, 2019

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Timby posted:

Serious question: How did "MY SON" become a meme? It confuses me. Like, people will post MY SON when someone like Javy Baez or Kyle Schwarber knocks a dinger and, so ... okay?

A whole generation of adult baseball sons have come of age and we are very proud of our children

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Timby posted:

Serious question: How did "MY SON" become a meme? It confuses me. Like, people will post MY SON when someone like Javy Baez or Kyle Schwarber knocks a dinger and, so ... okay?

It's fun to say you silly old man

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Kirios posted:

Best lead-off hitter of all time.

Rickey Henderson just spit-took Muscle Milk all over his 36" thighs.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Umpire's Choice? Any clues?
https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1111493820573716480

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Shiroc posted:

The last time I saw Chris Sale pitch against the Mariners live, he was striking out so many people I gave up on the Ms and started to root for him.

I feel like there is a good chance that this will happen again today.

This aged well

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late

RZA Encryption posted:

This aged well

And how!

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

That genuinely sounded okay until I noticed the mayo :stonk:

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

So who're we gonna get to eat that?

A dog and his man
Jan 24, 2019

by R. Guyovich
They ate some weird poo poo back in the day....

Couldn’t stomach eating that on a hot Summer day at the park.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Hey this is a long shot but does anyone have the cook book the the Red Sox put out about 15 years ago? I'm looking for a lemon chicken pasta recipe Nomar had in the book.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

cheesetriangles posted:

Hey this is a long shot but does anyone have the cook book the the Red Sox put out about 15 years ago? I'm looking for a lemon chicken pasta recipe Nomar had in the book.

Pedro Martinez had one for “Lemon Chicken” (with no lemons so I dunno) but over rice.

Lemon Chicken with Rice

4 boneless chicken breasts
4 limes, juiced
1 whole garlic, mashed
1/4 bottle soy sauce
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1 cup oil for frying
1 teaspoon sugar
1 pound (4 servings) cooked white rice

Marinate chicken in lime juice for 15 minutes. Add oregano, soy sauce and garlic to chicken (in marinade). In the frying pan, heat oil and sugar until brown, add chicken and cook for 20 minutes. Apply lime-soy-garlic marinade gradually during cooking time to keep chicken moist. Serve over cooked rice.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


the popes toes posted:

Pedro Martinez had one for “Lemon Chicken” (with no lemons so I dunno) but over rice.

Lemon Chicken with Rice

4 boneless chicken breasts
4 limes, juiced
1 whole garlic, mashed
1/4 bottle soy sauce
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1 cup oil for frying
1 teaspoon sugar
1 pound (4 servings) cooked white rice

Marinate chicken in lime juice for 15 minutes. Add oregano, soy sauce and garlic to chicken (in marinade). In the frying pan, heat oil and sugar until brown, add chicken and cook for 20 minutes. Apply lime-soy-garlic marinade gradually during cooking time to keep chicken moist. Serve over cooked rice.

Nomar's is the same, except the directions include stepping out of the kitchen to readjust your oven mitts and chef's apron for five minutes at a time in between every step.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lemons and limes are basically the same.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Easy Diff posted:

Nomar's is the same, except the directions include stepping out of the kitchen to readjust your oven mitts and chef's apron for five minutes at a time in between every step.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1111603361697148930?s=20

:goofy:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kirios posted:

Best lead-off hitter of all time.

I agree. Anthony Rizzo certainly is the greatest leadoff hitter of all time.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
I have never understood why the day after Opening Day is an off day for half the teams, like are they too tired to play game 2 the day after game 1?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

I have never understood why the day after Opening Day is an off day for half the teams, like are they too tired to play game 2 the day after game 1?

In case of a rain out

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Julio Cruz posted:

I have never understood why the day after Opening Day is an off day for half the teams, like are they too tired to play game 2 the day after game 1?

In case of rain delay

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

A dog and his man posted:

They ate some weird poo poo back in the day....

Couldn’t stomach eating that on a hot Summer day at the park.

Mayonnaise was (still is?) a food group for boring white people.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
royals what speed do status: lots of steals and lots of triples, on pace for 162 wins

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


euphronius posted:

In case of a rain out

Pancakes posted:

In case of rain delay

You know, that actually makes a lot of sense, and explains why the Brewers don't have it because they're at home.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Please reset the days without embarrassing ricketts story counter to zero

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I imagine someone in Florida will report this, not because it's vulgar, but because "this is America and we speak English here."

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

This is so loving nuts.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Timby posted:

Serious question: How did "MY SON" become a meme? It confuses me. Like, people will post MY SON when someone like Javy Baez or Kyle Schwarber knocks a dinger and, so ... okay?

It may be on offshoot of "my large adult son" or "don't speak to me or my son ever again."

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ammat The Ankh posted:

So who're we gonna get to eat that?

Absolutely not

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Absolutely not

You've already eaten it, you just don't know it yet.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Mayo is where I draw the line

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

R.D. Mangles posted:

Please reset the days without embarrassing ricketts story counter to zero

https://deadspin.com/the-inside-story-of-how-the-ricketts-family-schemed-and-1831879476

Oh boy it's a big one.

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