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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
what should I make with this lb of weed butter? I want stuff that would go good with coffee. what kind of music is appropriate for cooking with 1 lb of weed butter. what would you do with your lb

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Just eat it all right now

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

make some streusel and then use that to make some coffee cake

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
brownies ofc why do you even have to ask
chocolate chip cookies are good too i guess

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
Sugar cookies you dweeb

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Make grilled cheese sandwiches. The heat from the griddle might damage the THC, but it might not, and you’ve got a pound of butter so you can afford to find out.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

just put some on your toast

VVV its okay that we had the same great idea, don't beat yourself up over it friendo VVVV

Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 29, 2019

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Just butter a piece of toast with some jam. Easy, simple, tastes fine, gets you hosed up.

efb

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Make buttercream frosting, frost all the things and get incredibly high.

M.C. McMic
Nov 8, 2008

The Weight room
Is your friend
You know what goes good with coffee? Butter.

Blend the butter into your coffee.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my favorite thing to make with the butter is caramels.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Heeeeey fooolks, weeeeed man here, and today, in gonna eat a whole pound of weed butter

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

fill your rectum with weed butter

do iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




M.C. McMic posted:

You know what goes good with coffee? Butter.

Blend the butter into your coffee.

I was gonna say this, high speed blend with a little but of hazlenut syrup or almond extract and you get this lovely latte consistency.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

fill your rectum with weed butter

do iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

I would do it if i had assurances it would get me high

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

shove the butter up your rear end op

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
The rectal bioavailability of cannabutter must be phenomenal. Op, you know what you must do.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


imo cookies

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Make a weed butter cow. Then butcher it and eat its weed butter flesh.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

bradzilla posted:

shove the butter up your rear end op

This but use it as lube to shove even more stuff up your rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you deepfry a butt plug in weed butter and shove it up your butt, will you still get high? We are all staring at you with great expectation, OP.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
make some olive garden level abortion of fettucine alfredo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Butter tea is real good in all seriousness. Especially weed butter tea.

M.C. McMic
Nov 8, 2008

The Weight room
Is your friend

13Pandora13 posted:

I was gonna say this, high speed blend with a little but of hazlenut syrup or almond extract and you get this lovely latte consistency.

Yeah, buttered coffee is delicious. You don't even have to be some keto-dieting douche to enjoy it.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Weed dump cake.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
use it to make bearnaise sauce. serve it on some steaks.

that’d prolly be fuckin gross but it’s just posts baby

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
garlic breat

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Just eat it all right now

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Mixing weed butter into real food is counterintuitive as it absorbs better on an empty stomach. It's like having a large meal before drinking, why bother?!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
ButterbrØt

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
weed buttercream

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I ate a tiny bit on a piece of toast. it tastes like hash and not butter

free hubcaps posted:

make some streusel and then use that to make some coffee cake

can you recommend some recipes

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?

Kharnifex posted:

Heeeeey fooolks, weeeeed man here, and today, in gonna eat a whole pound of weed butter

That guy keeps getting his channel suspended :(

PersonMan
Apr 3, 2009
Buy some cookie dough and form a disgusting chocolate chip hash log with the butter stick, then eat it raw whilst screaming.

Errday.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Make some popcorn.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Monkey Balls. In your case you could try increasing the amount of butter and reducing some of the other ingredients. Like maybe you could replace the peanut butter and milk with half-n-half of each with weed butter.

MONKEY BALLS (makes ~40)

A)
1/2 c. peanut butter
1/3 c. honey
1/2 c. granola
1/2 c. crushed "cheery" cereal
dash nutmeg
dash cinnamon
1/2 c. oatmeal

B)
1 c. sugar
1/4 c. cocoa
1/4 c. butter
1/4 c. milk
1/4 tsp. vanilla

INSTRUCTIONS:

Mix ingredients in (A), except oatmeal. Roll into small balls about the diameter of a coin. Coat balls in oatmeal.
Boil ingredients in (B) together for 3-1/2 to 4 minutes. Take from heat. Dip balls in chocolate using spoon or toothpick. Chill and serve.
Monkey balls are to be served with the following poem on prominent display:

"Monkey Balls"
These sweet and gracious monkey balls,
Served on plates and sold from stalls,
Bring madness to these hallowed halls
Of urban academe.

Huzzaks for chocolate monkey balls!
We'll eat them 'til the ceiling falls,
'Til Time herself tears down these walls
Of urban academe.

So buy yourself a monkey ball,
Savour it and then stand tall,
A bulwark 'gainst the deaf'ning call
Of urban academe.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Les Os posted:

I ate a tiny bit on a piece of toast. it tastes like hash and not butter

Oh did I say tastes fine? Did you even use any jelly/preserves/jam/cum for flavor?

at any rate if what you said is true of it tasting like hash, I think I can speak on behalf of the others that you should give us a trip report

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
just butter on toast duh

edit: didn't see your post about having tried this. you can add other things with the butter if it tastes bad, though.

there are loads of pastries you can make. what can you make with normal butter already?

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SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Muffins

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