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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > You've been warned, you indolent fucksnots
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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Grudgerm posted:

tooL

How'd you know? Mom is a huge fan and plays them all the time for the kid. She even got them matching tooL tshirts!

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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


 This thread sucks and shut up

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 I for one welcome our new gay-spawned Empress and hope only that she will show us, the lowly goons, the mercy we may or may not deserve.

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unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Sue Eastside posted:

I'm gay. I enjoy sensous contact with stunning examples of the human species and I think penises are super nifty. That gay. Not just catalog wishlisting gay, but that fingerquotes-spelled-out gay.

I have spawned.

Cognitive dissonace is underated. As far as a treatment for thunks on the head, is the baseball bat, of whom is that is
my daughter. Already 1 year old. Thhrough us.at's all and now she's here and she's pissed. She's the Event Horizon which has if fact has passed thrungldr: I have invested about 40 years being a nihilist and it all comes to nothing. Yet from my loins has erupted a perfect and awesome savior for all mankind, with some help from her mother. Evildoers should probably take some vocational transition courses before her ascendancy is official.

So I hope you will all thankfully embrace my gayness and say hello to my daughter [daughter name fae], before she shuts this place down. Questions? yeah, good one

is this a new chapter in Dare's delusional manifesto

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Very carefully

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Me reading this thread: I WONDER how far I can stick my fist up my bum before I splort out a ton of kaka.

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Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
I wish I was warned the op would be posting.

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I just want a place where I can chat with other like minded dudes

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

I just want a place where I can chat with other like minded dudes

Yeah yeah!

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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

redm posted:

yea well i hosed your wife

:same:

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Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

I just want a place where I can chat with other like minded dudes

https://youtu.be/7pGcE7IvCTs

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 even my penis has a tinfoil hat right now

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

 Nifty

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A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Foul Ole Ron posted:

https://youtu.be/7pGcE7IvCTs

I ain’t a priest

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central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

I ain’t a priest

I'm a priest. Come talk to me in private pls.

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Thanks for the tip, OP.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
 You're daughter will end up working at a Dairy Queen, having a child at 15 with a guy named Clemford.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

gary oldmans diary posted:

even my penis has a tinfoil hat right now

I feel ya, crinkleman! I woke up from my subafternoon tighty whitey nap to confirm I actually bought this poo poo:
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