How many wings would you like? This poll is closed. |
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4 wings | 8 | 2.13% | |
5 wings | 13 | 3.47% | |
8 wings | 62 | 16.53% | |
10 wings | 53 | 14.13% | |
12 wings | 75 | 20.00% | |
16 wings | 25 | 6.67% | |
20 wings | 33 | 8.80% | |
25 wings | 15 | 4.00% | |
50 wings | 23 | 6.13% | |
Goku Wings | 68 | 18.13% | |
Total: | 375 votes |
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Pretty simple question for what maybe one of the best food items in existence. Some people struggle to eat just a handful of wings. Other folks will put down an entire hen house worth of wings for dinner. (Little chicken wing math fact, for every 4 wing sections you eat, you're responsible for killing a chicken, unless you eat the wingtips, then what the gently caress is wrong with you, and it's 6 I guess) It doesn't really matter what sauce you put on the wings, as long as it's buffalo sauce.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 06:34 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:25 |
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I am going to assume the little drumsticks you get like at Buffalo Wild Wings could t as a wing for this question?
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 06:46 |
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25 and I specify all flats so I can contribute to more chicken death
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 06:58 |
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When I am sentient I would prefer unique flavours. Otherwise, hit me hard, I have water to make the sting stick.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:02 |
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I realize now that I left out the vegetarian option in the poll. So if you're a vegetarian, this thread's probably not for you. Although I'm sure there is some sort of vegan chicken wing substitute or something out there, so just count that.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:06 |
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I've eaten 18 in one sitting and could probably tuck away more if necessary.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:10 |
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i eat exactly one wing when i eat chicken wings no more no less
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:18 |
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Damo posted:i eat exactly one wing when i eat chicken wings no more no less When I make the meal so delicious, the humans around grab the crunchy wings first.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:22 |
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all of em
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:22 |
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if your sauce isn't at least 50% garlic by mass you're an IDIOT
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:23 |
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i always wanted to eat an albatross b/c their wings are like 5 ft long
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:28 |
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a month or so ago someone had a twitter poll where they asked people if they preferred drums or flats. i laughed and submitted my vote because lol duh but then the results were split like 60/40 and i almost lost my mind
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:28 |
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anyways that's why i don't feel bad for grabbing all drums at buffets or wherever
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:29 |
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All chicken wings are beautiful
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:42 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:a month or so ago someone had a twitter poll where they asked people if they preferred drums or flats. i laughed and submitted my vote because lol duh but then the results were split like 60/40 and i almost lost my mind Well flats are better. But they take more effort to eat. Especially so at a Golden Corral that probably has some lovely wings and really takes too much effort to eat.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:53 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well flats are better. But they take more effort to eat. Especially so at a Golden Corral that probably has some lovely wings and really takes too much effort to eat. i left all the flats for you, buddy. have at ‘em
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 07:57 |
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I can eat four or five usually. Less if there's also pizza. My brother, on the other hand, once 'broke Roger Maris's record' by putting away 68 wings at a Quaker Steak & Lube on a 5 cent wing night.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 08:13 |
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I will interpret "Goku wings" as "all of the wings"Hell Yeah posted:all of em
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 09:17 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I can eat four or five usually. Less if there's also pizza. 34 chickens, that's like an entire room full of chickens.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 09:40 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:34 chickens, that's like an entire room full of chickens. 17! You can get two drums and two flats from each chicken. So only half a room of chickens, but it was still a massacre.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 10:07 |
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The flats are the best cause you can strip all the meat off in one pull with your teeth (if you have teeth if you don't this post isn't for you and you may have to look elsewhere for your information). With the drums the meat is connected to a big piece of cartilage which makes clean stripping impossible without some sort of nonsense prep. Buffalo is the best sauce. Other sauces are ok but inferior. I mean, don't turn them down, be polite, try the honey teriyaki garlic mango wings, give your host a nod, and then go back to the classic. Thanks for reading.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 12:53 |
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One time when I was a teenager I ate 50.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:14 |
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I prefer drumsticks because you can chew on em for a bit.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:27 |
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The most I've done is 25 (split 50 with a friend), all drumsticks, paired with several pitchers of natural light. also they have to be breaded. One time they brought us 50 "naked" wings and were pissed that we wanted to send them back, but screw that. The breading that gets soaked with the sauce is the best part.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:42 |
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fiddy fi
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:46 |
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I refuse to be defined by my wing consumption.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:49 |
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I voted 16 cuz thats what I felt I eat but then I realized most places bring them in 12 or 18 so my answer cant be right
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:53 |
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My despicable, sick in the head friend doesn't pull the bones apart when eating flats. Instead he leaves them intact and eats the meat around them carefully. It's hosed up.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:54 |
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I ate one...an ostrich wing
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:56 |
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When you were young and your gut, was an open pit...you used to eat 50 chicken wings You know you did, you know you did, you know did
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 14:59 |
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I think we need a media. Wing size op. Like the micro wings at BW? Or normal grocery store hormone infused mega wings?
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:03 |
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fishing with the fam posted:My despicable, sick in the head friend doesn't pull the bones apart when eating flats. Instead he leaves them intact and eats the meat around them carefully. It's hosed up. I bite around the outside and then poke the middle meat out with my tongue until i can bite it out. I acknowledge that is not even close to the most efficient way to eat them, but it just feels natural. Which is why I will always be an all drumstick guy if i have a choice.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:12 |
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Hell Yeah posted:all of em
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:14 |
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Like 8 or 10 I'm not a glutton.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:22 |
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I just order boneless wings, OP, and then I eat 10 easy. I’ve always wanted to go for 15, but I guess I just don’t believe in myself. Bone-in Wings I tap out after 8 or so, unless the Bleu cheese it came with is top shelf.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:48 |
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I need a whole mess of the fuckers
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:49 |
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Wings are my favorite restaurant food. Flats taste better Mango/orange habanero supremacy
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 15:54 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Pretty simple question for what maybe one of the best food items in existence. I eat them one at a time.
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 16:10 |
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Wait, don't most people eat the flats by pinching an end, putting the whole thing in your mouth, biting down and then pulling the two almost totally clean bones back out?
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# ? Mar 31, 2019 16:14 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:25 |
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flats are the best part and very easy to eat when you learn how to twist em open if you get ranch instead of bleu cheese you are a scumfuck
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