How Many Chicken Wings Do You Eat at one time?

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How many wings would you like? This poll is closed.
4 wings	8	2.13%
5 wings	13	3.47%
8 wings	62	16.53%
10 wings	53	14.13%
12 wings	75	20.00%
16 wings	25	6.67%
20 wings	33	8.80%
25 wings	15	4.00%
50 wings	23	6.13%
Goku Wings	68	18.13%
Total:	375 votes

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King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

pretty soft girl posted:

Are you a cartoon alley cat

Yes! That's exactly how it ends up.

cynic posted:

I used to sit opposite a guy in the office who routinely just ate 12-16 drumsticks cold at like 11am every single loving day. At lunch he'd go to McDonalds and order like 20 nuggs with 3 large fries. He's wasn't overly large for some reason, but he did have some seriously pasty skin going on. This was 20 years ago so he's probably dead from his diet now RIP weird chicken fan dude.

TBH I envy him

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:24

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 08:05

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

making oven wings RN

going combo franks and sriracha

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

just ate 12 wings watching baseball

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:32

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

thinking about getting into sauce making

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:36

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

thinking about getting into sauce making

Fax me

# ? Apr 1, 2019 00:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

yeah I eat rear end posted:

cold chicken is a nice experience sometimes, especially if you make it salty. It's not better or worse, it's just a different way to chicken. Sometimes I'll get a bucket of fried chicken and save half of it to eat cold in the morning.

I can't stand cold pizza but I'll eat cold chicken no problem

# ? Apr 1, 2019 03:30

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

I can eat...all the way...to Schfifty Five.

Also, are we talking Turkey Wings? I can only 27-half of those.

defaultluser fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Apr 1, 2019

# ? Apr 1, 2019 03:56

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

just ate 12 wings watching baseball

I found this website that lets me peer in to the past

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:16

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

Since becoming vegan 0, but I will say I can crush maybe 10-15 gardein chicken tendies in a sitting, providing I have sriracha OP

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I found this website that lets me peer in to the past

We know all about it... we've been posting here for years

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:18

Infinite Karma: Oct 23, 2004; Good as dead

Bust Rodd posted:

LoL you made these posts on the same page.

How about you just skip the loving bone altogether! Seriously acting like boneless wings aren�t superior is literally shouting at all the automobiles scaring your horse on the road!

Also gently caress ranch, blue cheese supremacy. If you slit the devil�s wrist, ranch dressing would come out, shits gross.

Boneless wings don't have the skin, the only reason for eating wings in the first place, fight me

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:33

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

12 for my mouth plus 12 for my rear end

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:37

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Bust Rodd posted:

LoL you made these posts on the same page.

How about you just skip the loving bone altogether! Seriously acting like boneless wings aren�t superior is literally shouting at all the automobiles scaring your horse on the road!

Also gently caress ranch, blue cheese supremacy. If you slit the devil�s wrist, ranch dressing would come out, shits gross.

Boneless wings suck poo poo and you are a goddamn moron

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:39

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

defaultluser posted:

I can eat...all the way...to Schfifty Five.

Also, are we talking Turkey Wings? I can only 27-half of those.

are these supposed to be jokes? are you trying to make jokes here?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:39

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

A vegetarian chicken nugget is just a baby carrot.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:40

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

are these supposed to be jokes? are you trying to make jokes here?

I was trying to figure out if it was a rick and Morty reference.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 04:40

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

bird with big dick posted:

A vegetarian chicken nugget is just a baby carrot.

quorn nuggets outperform reggie nugs in blind taste tests

# ? Apr 1, 2019 05:21

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

cynic posted:

I used to sit opposite a guy in the office who routinely just ate 12-16 drumsticks cold at like 11am every single loving day. At lunch he'd go to McDonalds and order like 20 nuggs with 3 large fries. He's wasn't overly large for some reason, but he did have some seriously pasty skin going on. This was 20 years ago so he's probably dead from his diet now RIP weird chicken fan dude.

He was living his best life. Shine on you crazy wing man

# ? Apr 1, 2019 05:31

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I eat them 1 at at time.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 06:14

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

are these supposed to be jokes? are you trying to make jokes here?

bird with big dick posted:

I was trying to figure out if it was a rick and Morty reference.

You guys don't remember the song schviftyfive by group x?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 06:22

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

mmmmmmm boneless wings and a well done hamberger with some bud light give me one uh that

# ? Apr 1, 2019 06:26

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

can i get extra ketchup packets for dipping my boneless wings

# ? Apr 1, 2019 07:55

Washout: Jun 27, 2003; "Your toy soldiers are not pigmented to my scrupulous standards. As a result, you are not worthy of my time. Good day sir"

I'm the guy that loves prep so I'm gonna show up to the parties with 50 lolipop wings from now on.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 09:30

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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lol at the people that wont eat the cartilage.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 10:29

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

boneless wings are chicken tenders and are for children

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:53

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Chinatown posted:

boneless wings are chicken tenders and are for children

# ? Apr 1, 2019 19:03

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Linux Pirate posted:

You guys don't remember the song schviftyfive by group x?

their IQ? schfifty five

# ? Apr 1, 2019 19:09

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0pzyQ5l-bA

# ? Apr 1, 2019 22:34

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Cold Chicken Tip: make shredded bbq chicken, refrigerate, and then just take that poo poo out of fridge and eat a big ol forkful right there, no heating required. it's "Good Stuff."

did that lady lose her hand in a wing eating accident?

# ? Apr 1, 2019 23:46

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

i worked at a pizza place for couple years and our pizza was rear end BUT our wing sauce was delicious and i�m very happy i stoke that recipe when i quit so i never have to go to that place ever again. and now, I shall share with the recipe with you, chicken goons, because i still hate the owner and love you;

(this recipe is for a restaurant sized batch. scale it down yourself or just chug it idgaf)

24 cups butter
22 cups Frank�s Red Hot, not blended up hotdogs you loving stoner
4 cups sriracha
1 cup sugar
4 cups chopped garlic (i like it like I prefer my lovers; chunky)
6 cups ketchup
4 cups cayenne
1 cup Worcestershire
1 1/4 cup garlic salt
4 cups sour cream (to be added at the end)

1. Whisk it all together in the pot (not the sour cream pay attention)
2. Cook on medium, stirring every now and then.
3. Take it off the heat, let it cool until there�s fat to skim then skim it
4. Dump the cream in and emulsify that poo poo. Blend it in batches or use an immersion blender or whisk like a lunatic
5. Let it cool

WatermelonGun fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Apr 2, 2019

# ? Apr 1, 2019 23:55