How Many Chicken Wings Do You Eat at one time?

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How many wings would you like? This poll is closed.
4 wings	8	2.13%
5 wings	13	3.47%
8 wings	62	16.53%
10 wings	53	14.13%
12 wings	75	20.00%
16 wings	25	6.67%
20 wings	33	8.80%
25 wings	15	4.00%
50 wings	23	6.13%
Goku Wings	68	18.13%
Total:	375 votes

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Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Wings are my favorite restaurant food.

Flats taste better

Mango/orange habanero supremacy

# ¿ Mar 31, 2019 15:54

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:36

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

WatermelonGun posted:

i worked at a pizza place for couple years and our pizza was rear end BUT our wing sauce was delicious and i�m very happy i stoke that recipe when i quit so i never have to go to that place ever again. and now, I shall share with the recipe with you, chicken goons, because i still hate the owner and love you;

(this recipe is for a restaurant sized batch. scale it down yourself or just chug it idgaf)

24 cups butter
22 cups Frank�s Red Hot, not blended up hotdogs you loving stoner
4 cups sriracha
1 cup sugar
4 cups chopped garlic (i like it like I prefer my lovers; chunky)
6 cups ketchup
4 cups cayenne
1 cup Worcestershire
1 1/4 cup garlic salt
4 cups sour cream (to be added at the end)

1. Whisk it all together in the pot (not the sour cream pay attention)
2. Cook on medium, stirring every now and then.
3. Take it off the heat, let it cool until there�s fat to skim then skim it
4. Dump the cream in and emulsify that poo poo. Blend it in batches or use an immersion blender or whisk like a lunatic
5. Let it cool

I converted this to a small batch and am going to try it tonight, thanks! About how long does it take after the heat is off to get fat on top?

Here's the conversion if anyone else wants to try:
� Cups Butter
7 Tablespoons, 1 Teaspoons Franks Red Hot (slightly less than 1/2 cup)
4 Teaspoons Sriracha
1 Teaspoons Sugar
4 Teaspoons Chopped Garlic
2 Tablespoons Ketchup
4 Teaspoons Cayenne
1 Teaspoons Worcestershire
1.25 Teaspoons Garlic Salt
4 Teaspoons Sour Cream

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Apr 3, 2019

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 20:01

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

WatermelonGun posted:

aboooout ten minutes with a batch that size?

thanks for doing the math for me lemme know how they turn out

Fat never rose for me, I guess that's a big batch thing.

This recipe is amazing. Complex, sharp, a nice slow burn. Thank you for smuggling this recipe out.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2019 03:23

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Some great cooking tips in here. I'll try the baking powder method soon

My recipe conversion made about 2 cups, so probably 20 wings could get tossed and coated

# ¿ Apr 6, 2019 15:45

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Snowy posted:

Korean fried chicken wings are the absolute best hands down, to the point where I don�t understand why any other wings even get purchased any more.

What's the difference?

# ¿ Apr 7, 2019 00:50

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

pr0p posted:

When I lived by a bar that had a 5 cent wing night and cheap pitchers ... 50 at once.

The wing game became too expensive for my tastes, so now I only hit up 10/12

What the gently caress. I would never leave

# ¿ Apr 7, 2019 02:00

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

The Walrus posted:

I made wings. tomorrow when I'm bored at work I'm gonna post a new GBS wings thread for serious wing tips and discussion

Please link it when you do. The tips in this thread have transformed my wing game and I need just a bit more skill and knowledge to reach elite status

# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 15:50

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:36

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

New tryhard thread here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3886762

# ¿ Apr 9, 2019 16:25

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