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Apocalypse?
This poll is closed.
conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Pff why would you ever make a thread for THIS jackass

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

heck yes he's still potus boys. motherfuckingwinningtime

Woah woah woah


That trump? THE trump????? Potus???

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

jemand posted:

no.

go away monday.

go away everything.

Reboot reality plz.

Uhh last time I unplugged the universe and plugged it back in we somehow accidentally lost all our save files from the Jeb presidency just fyi

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

so a fun thing that I learned while doing some IK cleanup and maintenance is that the CSPAM tronkl threads have averaged 90-110 pages a day going back two years and is remarkably consistent at doing so

From each according to his intoxication to each according to his depressive anxiety

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Jon Joe posted:

Can we save splice so Jeb declares trump illegitimate?

The best I can do is a warm kiss. I'm sorry we havent finished decompiling the binary files this is a very learn as you go project it's a miracle we even found the switch to activate Trump Doctor Flag Sex

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Has anyone considered that even getting nothing done would probably be a marked improvement over doing everything wrong intentionally

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I can't stress enough that if I had known there was even anybody left around to get all pissed off that everyone is happy Mussolini is dead I would have been dancing on that grave every day for like the past sixteen years

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
LXIX is 69 in Roman numerals.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

cumshitter posted:

i should probably start going to my place's HOA meetings. they're a gas. theres always a crazy person who is in a decade long blood feud over a storage unit and theyh just have to tell everyone about it

which makes me seem very reasonable when I stand up and say, calmly, "Hello I'm cumshitter in unit 211. Per the HOA bylaws, I would like to take custody of the twink in 205 because their parents have failed them, and will continue to fail them, and I promise to be a better father."

im going to gently caress you. somehow. somewhere, twink in 205.i don't care if i have to legally be your dad to do it, you are beautiful and worth the effort and the shame

I twink you should just tell him how you feel!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Compromise is dead. We all agreed it would be for the best even if nobody was 100% happy with it so we killed it.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'd elect a pidgeon lady president I mean it's not like she's gonna instigate a coo or anything.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I don't have time to run the numbers I got a hot lead on a sexy new trump thread post and I fire straight from the hip.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
You can sew the head back on and indeed why wouldn't you!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I didn't even know physical style was a thing I have the physical style of a depressed starfish

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
You know what I'm thinking I'm gonna have a cheeseburger today don't @ me

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Admittedly, dissolving the private insurance industry would displace about 2.5 million workers. I'd assume some of them would roll over to the fed but it'd be a chaotic transition.

Tired: 2.5 million ppl getting paid to cancel insurance for nonpayment.

Wired: 2.5 million ppl getting paid to post TROM

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Feranon posted:

good morning cspam

wrt the thread title, did turmp actually say that or is it an april fool

i can guess lol

Lemme tell a ya buddy you're nobodies fool!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

waste of beef if you aren't making biltong



Biltong means butt tongue.



An incredibly potent argument in favor of making it

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

cumshitter posted:

sometimes i miss baloogan. every once in a while ill pull out his old, smelly, purple twitch.tv shirt that i alwasy hated and smell it because it smells like him. oh well too badh es dead forever

*stomps foot*

havin' a fun time down there, baloogan!?

so much foot stamping in the cumshitter household I imagine the floor has a well worn groove by this point

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

just letting everybody know that i here-by renounce all polling and consider it to be junk science

:wow:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

This is the president.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Now I'm not saying that this should apply to anyone else but if I get covered in crazy blood tumors and can't really move or breath anymore please just loving kill me.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Mitch McConnell.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If you think about it trump being president for two terms is gonna be really funny

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
It's already pretty funny and it really ain't slowing down

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I love zeppelins

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

My beloved do you know

When the warm winds come again

Another year will start to pass.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Bulgakov posted:

vote will be taken right after the election lol what

vote in the senate + the house once republicans once more assume total control of the govt

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Marx Headroom posted:

thats weird I thought preexisting conditions regulations was an obamacare thing that trampled on the individual liberties of insurance providers thereby strangling innovation and driving up costs, aren't republicans against all those things?

Trump is now in charge of the narrative they'll stand by anything he says to stand by

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
good night it's gonna be a good night

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Check out past and sex tape!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Chris called piss hat disgusting chris I think you are in fact disgusting.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Ima piss

Ima piss-ted to you

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Yeah welcome to Just Fuckin Stand airlines we save your knees and your pride with our eternal promise, if you'll stand it we'll send it

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

We were robbed of a finale

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
That scarecrow is the president

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
When the fortune teller gave me a note that just read TRUBP WINS LMAO all my friends told me it was just broken.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Wow! President Trump!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm ready for socialist jeb but is jeb.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If god wanted you to have that ball it wouldn't be in the clutches of a mad creature with 18 knives on its hands.

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