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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

r!Tp,um

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Schmoe Cwead posted:

trup isnt the president




best news all year

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


no.

go away monday.

go away everything.

Reboot reality plz.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


liberals? LIBERALS!!??? Shut the gently caress up.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

RandomBlue posted:

I'm just a touchy feely person, except only with ladies.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

reignofevil posted:

Uhh last time I unplugged the universe and plugged it back in we somehow accidentally lost all our save files from the Jeb presidency just fyi

Probably for the best tbh.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

reignofevil posted:

From each according to his intoxication to each according to his depressive anxiety

insomnia gets in here somehow

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

cumshitter posted:

i dunno seems like a lot of effort and a lot of work have you considered just getting drunk and probating entire pages of people?

This kills the thread.

But, trupsm president so what do I even care.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

cumshitter posted:

also lol that skull dot gif doesn't even wnna be IK but he is the designated driver for c-spam forever lmao

werlcome to hell buddy. also pull over at the next gas station i wanna get one of those starbucks cold brews

Yeah please pull over I need to piss. This car trip is way too long and I drank too much beer.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Flavius Aetass posted:

what is this thread about

TkTpTttttt.... rup

M!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

pillsburysoldier posted:

how are stromboli appreciably diff from calzones ?

sandwiches

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

TMMadman posted:

A Trump thread with a poll?

Who thought that was a good idea?

the poll approximates the choices you will have at the ballot box in 2020.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Get in early, vote your choices! Many fine choices for this vote, so much variety.

Why would you ever think to want anything else?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Bert Roberge posted:

Reality hasn't made sense to me for years.

replace your brain with worms, it might help?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Waffle House posted:

man I want some pizza now

I also want a sandwich.

Probably a taco.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

reignofevil posted:

I can't stress enough that if I had known there was even anybody left around to get all pissed off that everyone is happy Mussolini is dead I would have been dancing on that grave every day for like the past sixteen years

:same:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


fweends

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Rah! posted:

did u know that 80% of raccoons are infected with rear end worms that can grow as large as a pencil, and due to raccoons large urban presence, its thought that many humans are also infected with the rear end worms, but almost no one knows about them because they often cause no symptoms, so they mostly go undiagnosed. Also, when humans and other animals get infected with them, instead of staying in the intestines like in raccons, they burrow into your body, and live inside of a cyst...and sometimes they can make it to ur brain and make u crazy or dead.

lmao probably 69% of us has the raccoon assbrain worms filling our abdominal cavities/skulls

my brain IS worms!!

good.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


sailor?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Lastgirl posted:

overthrow yer landlord

:yeah:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Lastgirl posted:

when the revolution come



this is that sensible footwear everyone talks about

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Bearjew posted:

abolish humans too

honestly, we're working on it.

working really hard on it.

Probably going to inundate all our cities soon and then dry out or drown our crops?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Mariana Horchata posted:

its work work work until u die

shitposting is kinda like work

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Samurai Sanders posted:

What is he gonna say other than "good job guys, good era name"?

he will want to use the calligraphy as a rorshach test and you would get unfiltered access to his id.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/V4dPx5E.mp4

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


yeeeeahhhhh.

:same:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Bip Roberts posted:

order and peace is a bit fash imo

peace goes with land and bread :ussr:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

PLEASE does someone have a link to that tweet where it’s a duolingo notification about missing a lesson and then an adt security notification? I need it for something very important

that cannot be true
there is nothing important

certailny not very

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


unnecessarily harsh

I mean, it's not like he was a fash billionaire or something? Right?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Also, I'm really curious. THose romans really had executions down, real inventive, etc.

But how do you hang someone AFTER you have beheaded them?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

animist posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/cd_hooks/status/1112129317427965952

just spewing content into the trust thread this fine morning

thrust first, then spew

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

pillsburysoldier posted:

And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Trump Club, you have to TRUMP.

lol, you have to trump anyways


ttrrrrrrrrrrruuummpp!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018



plws halp I tuppmd too hard :(

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

smarxist posted:

4 million trump posts lmfao

this is disease

$tu..MP_ is the disease.

This isn't the cure, there isn't any, but it is.... temporary treatment. Dose should be taken consistently though or it won't work.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

can I stop trupmint yet?

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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Admiral Ray posted:

nobody can stop trumpin'
he'll always be dumpin'
filling his pants with poo poo
and we all have to watch it.

:( :( :( :( :(

.... but I'm soooo tired.

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