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Is there a joke in the poll?
This poll is closed.
Nope 12 8.16%
Nothing 10 6.80%
Sorry 18 12.24%
Bowsette 107 72.79%
Total: 147 votes
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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
This day is full of too many bad jokes so I for one will not participate in that and frankly demand more from my chat thread. If you came for some prank or pun in your chat thread, well then you came to the wrong place. This has nothing to do with me almost forgetting to put this up and the best suggestion for a thread title being "cum"...

SO what games are coming this month you may ask? Well...

Bomber Crew: Complete Edition (PS4, Switch) – April 2
Darksiders: Warmastered Edition (Switch) – April 2
Super Dragon Ball Heroes: World Mission (Switch, PC) – April 5
Dangerous Driving (PS4, Xbox One) – April 9
Neo Atlas 1469 (Switch) – April 9
Shovel Knight Showdown (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC, Mac) – April 9
Ace Attorney Trilogy (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC) – April 9
Zanki Zero: Last Beginning (PS4, PC) – April 9
Earth Defense Force: Iron Rain (PS4) – April 11
Nintendo Labo: VR Kit (Switch) – April 12
Konami Arcade Classics (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC) – April 13
Anno 1800 (PC) – April 16
Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster (Xbox One, Switch) – April 16
Tanks Meet Zombies (Switch) – April 16
Wasteland 2 (Switch) – April 16
World War Z (PS4, Xbox One, PC) – April 16
Truberbrook (PS4, Xbox One, Switch) – April 17
Cuphead (Switch) – April 18
Our World Is Ended (PS4) – April 19
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen (Switch) – April 23
Mortal Kombat 11 (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC) – April 23
BoxBoy + BoxGirl (Switch) – April 26
Days Gone (PS4) – April 26
Super Meat Boy Forever (PS4, Xbox One, Switch, PC, iOS, Android) – April 26
Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age (Xbox One, Switch) – April 30

Wait...Days Gone is coming this month? Really? :lol:

Also, it's not listed but the early access build of Dreams is coming this month as well I believe. It's a slower month that last month to be sure but there are still some heavy hitters in there.

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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
HA, STUCK ON TIME!

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
In other news I am very happy with my new avatar.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Very curious to see just how badly Days Gone gets thrown under the bus.

Looks very by the numbers.

Highlights for me this month as
- Nintendo VR Labo
- Ace Attorney Switch
- Cuphead Switch

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

I thought I would change my avatar every month but it still feels like I just got this one so I'm gonna keep it. Shame about that line though.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Good luck to your cat Dewgy


I am not feeling well at all atm because of stress and anxiety but I hope everyone else's weekend went okay and hopefully nobody's monday is too too bad

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://twitter.com/thinkgeek/status/1112610561114718208


mutata posted:

I thought I would change my avatar every month but it still feels like I just got this one so I'm gonna keep it. Shame about that line though.

You can eliminate it, and have it look like mine, you just need to buy a new avatar a final time.

This link is a 1x1 transparent dot. Save it to your PC, then upload it as your 'main' avatar
In the 'Title Text' field, link in the 2 images of your current avatar.

Ta-dah, no more line through the middle.
This option requires you to upload your avatar in 2 parts, then buy it again a 3rd time, but you're already 2/3rd of the way there

You'll end up with an avatar looking like mine
1.) 1x1 blank section of the avatar
2.) Top half of your large avatar
3.) Bottom half of your large avatar

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Infinitum posted:

Very curious to see just how badly Days Gone gets thrown under the bus.

Since Im almost always criminally wrong about metascores its gonna be a surprise 90+ metascore game

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Nothing I'm interested in this month

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Infinitum posted:



You can eliminate it, and have it look like mine, you just need to buy a new avatar a final time.

This link is a 1x1 transparent dot. Save it to your PC, then upload it as your 'main' avatar
In the 'Title Text' field, link in the 2 images of your current avatar.

Ta-dah, no more line through the middle.
This option requires you to upload your avatar in 2 parts, then buy it again a 3rd time, but you're already 2/3rd of the way there

You'll end up with an avatar looking like mine
1.) 1x1 blank section of the avatar
2.) Top half of your large avatar
3.) Bottom half of your large avatar

Amazing. And silly. But I'm ok with spending triple since I haven't spent any money on the forums for over a decade. Thanks!

Shame it just gives you only text in the app, though.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I honestly hope Days Gone turns out to be great but man am I not optimistic.

Really hyped for Dreams though.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016



http://flamberges.tumblr.com/post/182598894941

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yay, a new month free to plow through my backlog. Last month I beat Crysis 2+3, Dead Space 2, and EXAPUNKS! This month I should finally finish DMC5.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


mutata posted:

Amazing. And silly. But I'm ok with spending triple since I haven't spent any money on the forums for over a decade. Thanks!

Yeah I've enquired in QSC about either eliminating the line break, or just allowing long avatars at a higher price, but apparently it's not doable.

The other alternative is to ask a mod very nicely to upload a long avatar, and you might be able to get one uploaded like my old one

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I guess after DMC5 and Sekiro everyone realised they should probably chill for a while and agreed not to release anything worthwhile this month

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


MK11 is gonna be dope.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

MK11 deserves respect for its music choices for its trailers if nothing else

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Maybe if I change my av ever I'll see about changing it to one of these



MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Why do they all look like they're being tortured?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Also hi April thread, this month I'll be playing Everybody's Golf ("Golf game") and Sonic Mania ( "The orange and blue one!") as demanded by my 3 year old

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Stands got weird after a while.

Jojolion stands are REALLY loving weird.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

You cant change your av, I havent asked you about your thoughts on african instruments!

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Why do they all look like they're being tortured?

Thats how standa look and also that is an accurate picture of me stumbling into Lawson looking for steambuns and spicy nuggets

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
If there's no jokes allowed in this thread then why isn't Infinitum banned? :dukedog:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
:drat:

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Why do they all look like they're being tortured?

It's high fashion, and all good fashion is torture.


Barudak posted:

You cant change your av, I havent asked you about your thoughts on african instruments!

I dunno poo poo about the subject sorry

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Your avatar needs to be updated with the new and improved square kirby.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Rarity posted:

If there's no jokes allowed in this thread then why isn't Infinitum banned? :dukedog:

Appreciate the fact you find me funny

Namaste

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Also yeah jojo stands just kinda look like that






VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Pharohman777 posted:

Your avatar needs to be updated with the new and improved square kirby.

I love square kirby! I saw him last night. No idea how I would go about doing that though. At least a square block would be able to rest more easily on the surfboard :)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Thread is now Jojo chat

https://twitter.com/R_Catoto/status/1104731102961229826

Reminder that there is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Battle Royale arcade cabinet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMt7a9kuPjM

Ambivalent
Oct 14, 2006

To continue on the Luck stat question from last thread, surprised nobody mentioned SotN, which explicitly has a mode that tanks your other stats for Luck. (and luck mode, imo, is the best way to play the game).

Also, my power went out so I was stuck for awhile. Played a bunch of Startropics on the Switch NES Arcade or w/e, and that game is terrific.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


I haven't played Star Tropics in over 25 years but I still remember that dungeon music. ICONIC.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Demon Souls has a legit luck route, its a shame the equivalent in DS3 sucked

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Infinitum posted:

Appreciate the fact you find me funny

Namaste

No I was saying you are a joke.

Just to clarify.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Mike Jones for Smash

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!

FirstAidKite posted:

Mike Jones for Smash

Hell yeah.

Also I just downloaded Baba is You and cleared the lake and I am prepared to have my brain melted.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Rarity posted:

No I was saying you are a joke.

Just to clarify.

This is a very hurtful thing to hear from the President of my fanclub

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Why do they all look like they're being tortured?

stands reflect the souls of theyre users so it tells u that capitalism causes pain and torment to everything

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Infinitum posted:

This is a very hurtful thing to hear from the President of my fanclub

You can't call it a fan club when you have zero members

E: :stare: oh god no

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


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