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KungFu Grip posted:I think Tanahashi has a child too so he's not volcel i posted it in the old thread but john cena is the only wrestler at the true volcel end of the spectrum. below that is "fucks, but not distracted by horniness". also it is a scale for wrestling characters, not real life performers, unless there is a young lion who is canonically his son. which i would gladly accept.
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Chris James 2 posted:Still nowhere on Sunday's card Dean is a mystery. Just like Evolution...
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shiksa posted:i posted it in the old thread but john cena is the only wrestler at the true volcel end of the spectrum. below that is "fucks, but not distracted by horniness". also it is a scale for wrestling characters, not real life performers, unless there is a young lion who is canonically his son. which i would gladly accept. I choose to believe Shota Umino is his little brother.
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Apr 2, 2019 04:57
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Apr 2, 2019 04:58
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I just looked to make sure and I'm not seeing a match for the Usos or the Revival at Mania? lmao I mean just quick-book them into a thing vs one another as a special "Brand vs Brand" attraction. Come on.
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Apr 2, 2019 05:31
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Just popping in to say Ronda Rousey goes quakers is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in a long long time. loving crying over here.
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KungFu Grip posted:I think Tanahashi has a child too so he's not volcel It's not whether the man is, it's how he wrestles. Does Tanahashi wrestle like he wants to gently caress something/someone right after the match? No, he wrestles with a purity of fighting spirit. Like Randy Savage, Brock Lesnar, Scott Steiner, wrestled like horny men. I'd argue that while Fregal Devitt might be volcel, Finn wrestles with a will to pin. And I'm glad that they added the stip that Charlotte, Ronda and Becky must wrestle nicely, just so they'd explode harder. I'm sorry, they thought this was America.
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Apr 2, 2019 05:34
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Why don'tt Charlotte and Rhonda's pictures have jail bars on them?
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Apr 2, 2019 05:36
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Jerusalem posted:From what I understand, the wrestling journalist guys like Meltzer have asked and have all been assured over and over again that the idea really, genuinely, 100% is Corbin/Angle, but the idea is so terrible that all of them keep saying,"Well, they're saying it is.... but.... I mean seriously can it really be... I mean, they say it is.... but seriously? REALLY? I guess it is because they say so... but REALLY?" Yeah, I feel like WWE is trying a bit TOO hard to sell the idea that it's actually Corbin, along with the reported "no, Cena DOES have something to do at 'Mania, but it's being kept top secret', for there not to be some sort of swerve going on there. It just feels like when Jericho would go "no, seriously, i'm not coming back" so loudly and so often that everyone finally just went "right, so you're coming back."
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Apr 2, 2019 05:39
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maybe cena's mania moment is coming out to squash KO or Elias
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Apr 2, 2019 05:40
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Martinpale posted:Yeah, I feel like WWE is trying a bit TOO hard to sell the idea that it's actually Corbin, along with the reported "no, Cena DOES have something to do at 'Mania, but it's being kept top secret', for there not to be some sort of swerve going on there. It just feels like when Jericho would go "no, seriously, i'm not coming back" so loudly and so often that everyone finally just went "right, so you're coming back." See, I feel like this is exactly what they want. They know Corbin gets lukewarm reactions, this way there's a ton of heat on him for eating Angle's retirement match and they're playing explicitly into that. It's not particularly GOOD heat, but that's not a thing they've ever cared about.
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Apr 2, 2019 05:45
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Someone did a Kofi version of the really cool DB "Monster" video https://streamable.com/roqcs
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Apr 2, 2019 05:47
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I don’t know if I’d watch wrestlemania at this point if I had invited people over for a party. This was a really embarrassing build up show.
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Wazzu posted:It's not whether the man is, it's how he wrestles. Does Tanahashi wrestle like he wants to gently caress something/someone right after the match? No, he wrestles with a purity of fighting spirit. scott steiner is a legendary wrestler on the horny spectrum. im honestly a little torn on brock after posting the original graph. i know i said this is supposed to be about wrestling characters, not performers, but brock the man and brock the character are hard to separate for me. like, in-ring, he gives me the impression that he is satisfied to throw suplexes, collect vinces money, and go home and have sex with sable. which, absolute respect to that, man. i cannot poke any holes in that. but also, that is not a man who is distracted by his horniness.
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Golden Bee posted:I don’t know if I’d watch wrestlemania at this point if I had invited people over for a party. This was a really embarrassing build up show. are you trying to tell me there's something embarrassing about this 
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No Irish Need Imply posted:K TOOT TOOT ALL ABOARD
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Martinpale posted:Yeah, I feel like WWE is trying a bit TOO hard to sell the idea that it's actually Corbin, along with the reported "no, Cena DOES have something to do at 'Mania, but it's being kept top secret', for there not to be some sort of swerve going on there. It just feels like when Jericho would go "no, seriously, i'm not coming back" so loudly and so often that everyone finally just went "right, so you're coming back." Either that or WWE really does think he's a great final opponent for Kurt. I'm not sure which ones sadder. No last Rey/Kurt match is disappointing, though. This whole retirement tour has been the most obvious need to retire we've ever seen.
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GrimGypsy posted:Someone did a Kofi version of the really cool DB "Monster" video this should be the actual video package
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Apr 2, 2019 06:15
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Jerusalem posted:RONDA TRIED TO STEAL THE loving CAR AND DROVE IT INTO ANOTHER CAR AS SHE TRIED TO DRIVE CUFFED Ronda Rousey, Human Trashbag should have always been her gimmick e: J-Ru, in honour of EC3's appearance tonight I think the OP should start having an X Days Since EC3 Appeared tracker Rarity fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Apr 2, 2019 |
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Apr 2, 2019 06:24
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Chris James 2 posted:Still nowhere on Sunday's card like Vince was ever going to give him one last mania payday
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Apr 2, 2019 06:25
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Raskolnikov38 posted:like Vince was ever going to give him one last mania payday Seth winning the belt at Mania followed by Dean and Roman joining him in ring for one last bro hug and fist bump is such a perfect ending for The Shield I’m genuinely going to be sad if it doesn’t happen because Vince is crazy and petty.
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Apr 2, 2019 06:30
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i can't imagine a world where kofi, becky, AND seth all win so sorry seth (also probably to one or both of becky & kofi too since we live in a hellscape of HEAT)
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Apr 2, 2019 06:33
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Lol right after the Last Week Tonight piece Michael Cole says "there is no sick in WWE" on Raw
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Apr 2, 2019 06:36
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Rarity posted:Ronda Rousey, Human Trashbag should have always been her gimmick That whole segment was superb but I really do think her going full trash and trying to steal the cop car was the icing on the cake. That and the brief pause as Becky and Ronda realize they've been left alone together and are free to kick the poo poo out of each other 
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Apr 2, 2019 06:40
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Tweak posted:i can't imagine a world where kofi, becky, AND seth all win so sorry seth (also probably to one or both of becky & kofi too since we live in a hellscape of HEAT) Just wait until we get That Photo Part 2 with Becky with both women's belts, Kofi with the world title, Seth with the universal title, and KURT HAWKINS AND ZACH RYDER with the tag belts!
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Apr 2, 2019 06:52
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I like that they made it winner gets both titles in the women's main event, was hoping that'd be the route to raise those stakes and make me afraid that Charlotte's gonna win it. It makes zero story or real life sense for Rousey to win here, but I also like that it gives her an added stake in the match beyond just retaining the title she has.
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Apr 2, 2019 06:52
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Remember it wasn't that long ago that we got this type of thing instead of the incredible madness we saw tonight:
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NowonSA posted:I like that they made it winner gets both titles in the women's main event, was hoping that'd be the route to raise those stakes and make me afraid that Charlotte's gonna win it. It makes zero story or real life sense for Rousey to win here, but I also like that it gives her an added stake in the match beyond just retaining the title she has. I really feel like even WWE can't be stupid enough to spoil the first women's main event by having the bigger of the two heels win.
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Apr 2, 2019 06:55
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Hahaha. Finn really is going to bust out the Demon for Lashley and the IC Title when he wouldn't for Brock and the Universal. What a loving dumbass.
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Apr 2, 2019 06:56
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DeepDickPizza posted:Hahaha. Finn really is going to bust out the Demon for Lashley and the IC Title when he wouldn't for Brock and the Universal. What a loving dumbass. It's WWE Canon that the demon Balor's true weakness is Brock's Dick Sword.
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The brawl was pretty darn cool It feels like the WWE still has one of these huge fun brawls in them once a year at least. Also I like them treating the third hour as a throwaway, I hope that stays the trend. I guess it doesn't matter in a world where I fast forward past most of the show anyway but if I'm ever stuck watching live it'll be nice to know I can zone out on the third hour.
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DeepDickPizza posted:Hahaha. Finn really is going to bust out the Demon for Lashley and the IC Title when he wouldn't for Brock and the Universal. What a loving dumbass. wwe babyfaces have negative IQ
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Apr 2, 2019 07:44
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Veryslightlymad posted:It's WWE Canon that the demon Balor's true weakness is Brock's Dick Sword. Gallows: It's like a big dick that's so long it reaches almost from his crotch to his collarbone. Balor: ...so like a regular dick then? 
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Apr 2, 2019 07:48
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Why are superstars arrested so much, it’s like a secret season of cops
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Apr 2, 2019 08:01
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Lesnar a volcel? nani the gently caress? his most famous promo ever involves banging his wife after a coors light
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Apr 2, 2019 08:44
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finn not included in the chart because you can only have so many rows of pixels
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Apr 2, 2019 08:46
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finn I actually would believe is a volcel, considering how long and how desperately people have been begging for that facefuck
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Apr 2, 2019 08:48
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the big raw brawl reminded me of the cool and silly time where ambrose and harper were having a hardcore(?) match on a PPV and brawled into a car and drove off. The show continued with a couple more matches, before the car returned and they both got out and continued the match. It was so goofy and so great 
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Apr 2, 2019 08:50
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finn has no time to consider loving since hes too busy working out his abs and playing with legos
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Do you think he likes legos because they look like tiny plastic abs
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