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Deer are universally considered dumb and bad. They are often regarded as rats with hooves/antlers and walking destroyers of biodiversity and also automobiles with their own lives while squirting out enough young to make a termite queen blush in envy. Then you have geese, which are also universally considered dumb and bad. Not only being obnoxiously loud at any given time but also by reducing any and all strips of land they touch into foul goose toilets like salting the earth as ancient conquerors did, only with heinous quantities of poo poo instead of salt.  But what if, there was an organism that took the worst of those two into something far more despicable than the sum of their parts? I bring you the answer to that: deese. 
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Dropping a dooce
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Apr 3, 2019 17:57
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Nuts
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Apr 3, 2019 18:13
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I only clicked on this thread to figure out what the hell the title was trying to convey.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:17
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both deer and geese are insanely good and the true enemy of mankind is beavers. if we dont stop them soon they will build a dam around the earth and we'll all drown
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Apr 3, 2019 18:18
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Ain't nuthing wrong with a beaver.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ain't nuthing wrong with a beaver. that's exactly what big beaver wants you to think.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:19
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Hell Yeah posted:that's exactly what big beaver wants you to think. Leave it to Big Beaver.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:23
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Hell Yeah posted:both deer and geese are insanely good and the true enemy of mankind is beavers. if we dont stop them soon they will build a dam around the earth and we'll all drown I think you have it backwards, my friend. Just look above to see the error of your ways!
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Apr 3, 2019 18:35
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beaver is good but i prefer to eat rear end OP
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Apr 3, 2019 18:36
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I hate Beavers, But Geese and Deer are my Allies
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Apr 3, 2019 18:37
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Dik-Dik and honk beasts
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Apr 3, 2019 18:39
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We just don't kill and eat them enough anymore.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:45
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I’ve hunted both deer and geese, and now I Long to hunt the most dangerous game...
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Apr 3, 2019 18:46
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Imagine a beautiful world where geeze trade places with dogs among humans. Mean old geese guarding houses, little handbag goslings honking along, banned pitgeese tearing up little children... Wild labs and bulldogs running free in the parking lot barking at people and making GBS threads everywhere!!
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Apr 3, 2019 18:48
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geese and deer are a million times cooler and better than any human, except possibly pascal siakam
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Apr 3, 2019 18:56
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okay 
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Apr 3, 2019 19:19
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pixaal posted:okay Well, poo poo 
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Apr 3, 2019 19:20
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there is a delicious solution to this problem
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Apr 3, 2019 19:28
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pixaal posted:okay Oh deer.
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Apr 3, 2019 19:33
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i will never not take an opportunity to say deer are bad and there are too many deer and gently caress deer
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Apr 3, 2019 19:48
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naem posted:there is a delicious solution to this problem soup? 
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Apr 3, 2019 20:15
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Damo posted:i will never not take an opportunity to say deer are bad and there are too many deer and gently caress deer i went to a party the other night, got out of my car and saw two deer on the other side of the street just chillin. i'm okay with deer, or at least i don't mind them. it's nice to see something different in the city every now and again. tbh they're not even really 'different' in utah, but it's not a dog/housecat unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Apr 3, 2019 |
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Apr 3, 2019 20:21
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pixaal posted:soup? Now this I can get behind.
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Hell Yeah posted:both deer and geese are insanely good and the true enemy of mankind is beavers. if we dont stop them soon they will build a dam around the earth and we'll all drown But they’ll also drown all the deer and geese, plus I’ll also die so really it’s win/win/win.
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Apr 3, 2019 20:57
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EorayMel posted:Deer are universally considered dumb and bad. They are often regarded as rats with hooves/antlers and walking destroyers of biodiversity and also automobiles with their own lives while squirting out enough young to make a termite queen blush in envy. that makes deer sound like badass heros
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Apr 3, 2019 21:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk
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Apr 3, 2019 21:11
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A goose could probably soundly beat me up and a whole flock of them could definitely murder me in one second. I can respect that.
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Apr 3, 2019 21:13
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Mooey Cow posted:A goose could probably soundly beat me up and a whole flock of them could definitely murder me in one second. I can respect that. Tbh if you think about it, a whole bunch of anything can murder you in one second. Like a dump truck full of gerbils. I wouldn't want to gently caress with that. A literal ton of gerbils against my soft fleshy human body.
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Apr 3, 2019 21:16
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deer are beautiful majestic creatures but they’re are mostly supposed to get eaten by wolves and mountain lions and sabre tooth tigers and wolly mammoths and we’ve mostly wiped those all out
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Apr 3, 2019 21:27
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh if you think about it, a whole bunch of anything can murder you in one second. Like a dump truck full of gerbils. I wouldn't want to gently caress with that. A literal ton of gerbils against my soft fleshy human body. This is definitely someone’s fetish
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Apr 3, 2019 21:28
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naem posted:deer are beautiful majestic creatures but they’re are mostly supposed to get eaten by wolves and mountain lions and sabre tooth tigers and wolly mammoths and we’ve mostly wiped those all out Does that mean they’ll be more of them to gently caress up cars?
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Apr 3, 2019 21:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tbh if you think about it, a whole bunch of anything can murder you in one second. Like a dump truck full of gerbils. I wouldn't want to gently caress with that. A literal ton of gerbils against my soft fleshy human body. This felt dirty to make  a peck of pickled peckers posted:This is definitely someone’s fetish This might be why
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Apr 3, 2019 21:56
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Deese nuts.
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Apr 3, 2019 21:57
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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I wrestled a goose once. It was a really bad idea. I could wrestle a doose though.
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Apr 3, 2019 22:36
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What happens when there is multiple deer-goose hybrids in the same place, do they pluralize like goose or like deer
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Apr 4, 2019 00:31
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Dooses
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Apr 4, 2019 00:35
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Nothing like a stuffed deese for christmas dinner.
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Apr 4, 2019 00:37
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LMAO!!!! that is awesome. I love both geese and deer for dinner!! i try to invite them over for dinner as often as possible!
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OP, you buffoon, you absolute boobie. These things exist, and they're called a Doose. And they look like this. You clearly have now idea how genetics work. 
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