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Son of Rodney posted:Whenever someone donates 10 bux lowtax gets up and does a silly dance shaking his tiddies around. Its working for 17 year old online streamers and he's like, at least double their age. He could earn millions. i do not doubt that lowtax has a lust worthy rack but the whole "moving around" part of the plan may be beyond his current skills
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Apr 6, 2019 21:41
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its time for mangosteens to make a comeback
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tetsuo posted:just fuckin do a re-release of the old black t-shirt with the grenade logo on the front and "the internet makes you stupid" on the back. I accidentally destroyed mine 15 years ago and it's my biggest regret in life. I would buy this.
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Like actual thought out merch would be a big plus. The last round where he just took the laziest most expensive way possible was kinda of dissapointing. I don't blame the man, he's got other priorities, but there were a lot of fun ideas being thrown around that people enjoyed, and he just needs to do a bit of work so people can have them.
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SomethingAwful seasonal jams and jerkies sold in a storefront with arbitrary flat shipping rates regardless of weight or destination.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
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Big Beef City posted:SomethingAwful seasonal jams and jerkies sold in a storefront with arbitrary flat shipping rates regardless of weight or destination. 6.90$ lb & 4.20$ shipping
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Apr 6, 2019 22:33
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how bout a post button what massages your genitals or pats your head
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Apr 6, 2019 22:41
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everyone gets an avatar of a dog eating something that a dog doesnt normally eat
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Lowtax should sell the naming rights to the forums. "The somethingwful forums by Geritol."
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$25 to move a thread to GBS. $50 for threads from D&D.
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I'd actually buy a somethingawful hoodie if it was good quality.
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A something awful grenade paper weight made out of an actual live grenade imo.
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$10 bux per item to empty out your rap sheet.
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Hobologist posted:$10 bux per item to empty out your rap sheet. Why'd you ever want that?! Although as something to do to other posters...
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turn the forums into Adult Friend Finder
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every goon leaves lowtax money in their will then when we die he can use the money for bandwidth and vertebrae
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Serious post: let us pay to ban people, like $30 or something. Enough that people probably aren't going to pony up to ban a whole threads worth of posters, but not so much that it breaks the bank when someone is making GBS threads up a thread but not *technically* breaking the rules.Palpek posted:Adjust forum prices for inflation. It's been 20 years. Also this.
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Ehud posted:every goon leaves lowtax money in their will Remove the middleman and have goons donate spines.
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:turn the forums into Adult Friend Finder
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Everybody who suggests "let me pay to ban people" should be charged about $10 to let their opinion be heard again
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sweet talk the ios and android app devs to charge like $1 or $2 and send it to lowtax. or make an official awful app. not uncommon to charge for a mobile version
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marijuanamancer posted:sweet talk the ios and android app devs to charge like $1 or $2 and send it to lowtax. or make an official awful app. not uncommon to charge for a mobile version I'd happily do this. I got a bunch of Google survey bucks wilting on the vine. poo poo, make it like 5 bucks. I bet a vast majority of the posters are on both the phone and toilet 99% of the time.
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$11.99 a month for unlimited avatar and username changes, for those goons who only feel safe with constant changes of disguise. 
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Sjs00 posted:Has anyone said start charging the retards for the service yet No can do, I masturbate them as an act of charity.
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Shania Twain posted:real money poker thread signal booster
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Fyad, but Blockchain
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
We just need a teleporter and Windows98.
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I still say we should go on to an advertising venture. Get members here to spread photoshops, jokes, memes out in the bad internet. Get more people here then ban the ones who are poo poo.
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That'd just be forum gentrification, no bueno.
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Start offering liver pills and hip replacements in the SA store because we're all going to be posting on this site well into our 60s and 70s.
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Apr 7, 2019 07:43
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let's start a plucky and loveable sports team
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marijuanamancer posted:let's start a plucky and loveable sports team Snooker, darts or some other sport fit for fat drunks?
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Apr 7, 2019 07:47
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Competitive eating. Possibly of the rear end
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It's always about money with you people! We could grow our own crops of bandwidth and breed free range data servers if we just got off our butts and worked together!
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anyone know of any championships for one million dollars??
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Tom Gorman posted:Sell .jpgs of spaceships Funny but to attract top tier donors we need to go lossless with the very latest tech - it’s gotta be PNGs
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