orbs are inherently foreboding. name a positive orb. you can't.

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FreshCutFries

been thinking about how negative orbs are. want to help revitalize their "brand." maybe get a picture of an orb looming in the background of a charity event. place a bright red glowing orb atop a church steeple. etc.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:00

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:19

FreshCutFries

HEARTWARMING: You won't believe what happens when this baby encounters her first pulsating orb!

# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:01

FreshCutFries

a 10 ft round, pitch black orb appears in your living room, emitting an indistinct humming noise. you slowly approach it. the random sounds begin to come together into something familiar, but you can't quite....no, wait. it's MMMBop, by the hit band Hanson.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:02

FreshCutFries

# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:03

Finger Prince

The thermal detonator that Leia has in return of the Jedi? An orb. The Death Star? Word has it the initial plans had it named The Death Orb, but the Emperor nixed it because it was felt to be far to evil and upsetting sounding.
Come to think of it, the Earth is an orb, and it is all kinds of bad news.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:11

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

My PS4 name is FloatingGayOrb so I'm pretty sure you are wrong!!!

# ? Apr 6, 2019 22:24

Manifisto

orbille redenvacher never wanted to hurt a soul, he just wanted to realize his dream of bringing high quality popping corn to the masses

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:08

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Manifisto posted:

orbille redenvacher never wanted to hurt a soul, he just wanted to realize his dream of bringing high quality popping corn to the masses

He had difficulties getting his perfectly rounded, glossy smooth popcorn to catch on, truly a forward thinking innovator.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:20

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Not to mention all the revolutionary R&D advancements that were made as they attempted to find a solution to the whole "Orb popcorn begins to levitate and glow while chanting in a booming emotionless voice: THE CORN HAS BEEN POPPED, THE CORN HAS BEEN POPPED, WE REQUIRE A HUMAN TO BE POPPED TO RESTORE EQUILIBRIUM." problem.

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Thingyman posted:

HEARTWARMING: You won't believe what happens when this baby encounters her first pulsating orb!

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:24

FutonForensic

Teens Everywhere are Discovering how Great it is to Engage with Orbs

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

finding a small pile of brown orbs in the grass and excitedly picking them up because i assume they are chocolate

:eng99:

they are not chocolate

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:37

Goons Are Gifts

Orbs Are Great

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

BYOrB

rlly makes u think

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:39

Goons Are Gifts

opioid agonist posted:

BYOrB

rlly makes u think

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:40

Goons Are Gifts

What if it's not about the orb, but the orbs you make a long the way??

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Belgariad- Yep, Orb; Benevolent

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The 80s movie Solar Babies was also about a benevolent orb

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

stuffing a hamster into a small red and white painted orb while the people on the bus look on in horror, excitedly addressing the passengers "he can cast lighting!"

# ? Apr 6, 2019 23:56

Goons Are Gifts

Luvcow posted:

stuffing a hamster into a small red and white painted orb while the people on the bus look on in horror, excitedly addressing the passengers "he can cast lighting!"

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:01

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Counterpoint: Heavy Metal

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

Counterpoint: Heavy Metal

Yeah, well what about the movie Phantasm?

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Splatmaster posted:

Yeah, well what about the movie Phantasm?

*ahem* You ever hear of a little movie called Fifth Element, Mr. Smarty Balls?

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Losing my marbles in a thread about evil orbs to prove a point- to myself

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:06

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

finding a small pile of brown orbs in the grass and excitedly picking them up because i assume they are chocolate

they are not chocolate

don't leave us hanging, were they caramel??

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:24

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

Teens Everywhere are Discovering how Great it is to Engage with Orbs

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:25

Manifisto

tim cook strolls onto the stage, and begins, steve jobsishly: "when it came time to design the next iphone, we decided to think outside the box. actually, we threw the box aw-" (a shiny orb falls out of his hand and rolls across the stage, right off the edge) "poo poo, poo poo"

# ? Apr 7, 2019 00:34

FutonForensic

Manifisto posted:

tim cook strolls onto the stage, and begins, steve jobsishly: "when it came time to design the next iphone, we decided to think outside the box. actually, we threw the box aw-" (a shiny orb falls out of his hand and rolls across the stage, right off the edge) "poo poo, poo poo"

# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:17

FutonForensic

mobster: babe. i love ya huge breasts. i'm talkin about ya hooters. ya big baps. magnifico!

glitzy woman: oh gino. you always know how to talk in a way that isn't inherently foreboding, and positive!

mobster: it's like--it's like you got two orbs hanging from your chest. they're just--

glitzy woman: *spashes sparkling water in his face* i thought you were different. c'mon tina. let's go somewhere with a bit more class

# ? Apr 7, 2019 01:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Orbs are inherently sexual. When you caress the orb, gently, you are imitating the act of caressing a lover; when the orb glows and warms in response, it is responding to your sexual qi, your big dick energy, your fuccpulse. When you are thinking about orbs, do you not imagine them glistening moistly, as one would imagine the breasts of a lover?

# ? Apr 7, 2019 02:21

super sweet best pal

Orbs are imposing but they're not evil. They can be used for evil, but in the end a tool is only as evil as the person wielding it.

# ? Apr 7, 2019 04:19

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

big orb

# ? Apr 7, 2019 05:00

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

trilateral orb

# ? Apr 7, 2019 05:03

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

small orb

# ? Apr 7, 2019 05:48