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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhb79V4ae70



It's time for Wrestle. loving. Mania!

Wrestlemania Kickoff Show: 5pm - 7pm EDT(4-6pm CDT, 2-4pm PDT). The kickoff show will be streamed on YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, WWE.com and the WWE App.
Wrestlemania: 7pm EDT(6pm CDT, 4pm PDT) - who loving knows when! It's gonna be an extremely long show.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnBh3mOl9U

K
O
F
I
T
R
A
I
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That's a whole loving lot of matches. Settle in for a long evening of the biggest wrestling show of the year!

:cheers:

Edit: I am a massive failure idiot and forgot to tag the thread! J-Ru plz

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Kofi, Seth, and Becky will all be champions by the end of the night and the crowd will be happy. :)

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Maybe not Seth but the others seem like a lock.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Le Saboteur posted:

Maybe not Seth but the others seem like a lock.
If I believe they are all losing the WWE can't hurt me

Standard Measure
Sep 5, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Kofi, Seth, and Becky will all be champions by the end of the night and the crowd will be happy. :)

charlotte's winning

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Quote this post right now with what you think will be worse, the bad stuff on this show or the bad stuff on G1 Supercard.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

VJeff posted:

Quote this post right now with what you think will be worse, the bad stuff on this show or the bad stuff on G1 Supercard.

RoH easily, they hired Enzo.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


VJeff posted:

Quote this post right now with what you think will be worse, the bad stuff on this show or the bad stuff on G1 Supercard.

The only way WWE can top ROH at pure shittiness is if Kofi loses.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The bad stuff on this card will come nowhere close to how bad ROH was last night. That was like TNA 2005 level bad.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

brock lesnar and rollins are opening the main card.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Always good to open Wrestlemania with a squash

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Honestly, the card is pretty good on paper even if the build has been generally poo poo.

I will drink many beers and watch this stupid thing :hellyeah:

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soofHjcVh4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIaHGYpiAI8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRbpnw0HMz4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHywO1awHB4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbreB-DLXFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfOsWoTsHVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtK8n0TUUQU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wThds9VFUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzhuI3z21I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-2rpaafM0

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Wrestlemanias 6 & 7 both had 15 match cards.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
in how many hours this crap starts? if i finish my laundry maybe ill watch

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

DoctorGonzo posted:

in how many hours this crap starts? if i finish my laundry maybe ill watch

Preshow in 2 hours, main in 4

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
All my faves better win if they expect me to spend an entire work day watching this show.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

the kickoff starts at 5pm lol killmeeeee

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bradzilla posted:

Preshow in 2 hours, main in 4

thank you, there is no way in hell im going to watch 2 hours of pre show so ill be ready to go for the main card

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, the women’s division deserves to main event Mania. There is no question there. However, it is my opinion that the Main Event of the biggest show of the year should be the best story with the most people invested. Since Charlotte got added into the match it’s lost a poo poo load of interest. It’s kinda fell flat in the last month. However, one story that hasn’t lost any heat and hasn’t slowed down and has only got better and better and has everyone invested is the Kofi vs Bryan story. Just my opinion….. Kofi vs Bryan should be the main event. I’m still happy with Ronda vs Becky vs Charlotte main eventing though, it is my 2nd choice.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Ground floor for THE MAN

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Man, these WWE Chronicle things they do are a really awkward mix of kayfabe and real life.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
I expect this to be interesting again.

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1114960000596811777

Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


VJeff posted:

Quote this post right now with what you think will be worse, the bad stuff on this show or the bad stuff on G1 Supercard.

depends if they rehire nzo and fatcass and put the universal title on matt taven

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nIyRNsLyso

Daniel Bryan ILY :allears:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope bryan wins, the guy is absolute on fire right now

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Bryan has been selling this match like crazy all week.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Apr 7, 2019

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Is this on yet?

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Kofi, Seth, and Becky will all be champions by the end of the night and the crowd will be happy. :)

I think one of the three has to lose, and that will (hopefully) be Seth. I'll be happy if I'm wrong

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I'm hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype



Choo choo, yo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rarity posted:

I'm hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype



:hmmyes:

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

This is the most hyped for a Mania I've been since 30

I'm ready to be underwhelmed

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
im wrestlemania

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Drew McIntyre posted:

im wrestlemania

hi wrestlemania im hungry

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
choo choo kofitrain

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Pre show at 5. Wrestlemania set to end an hour before RAW goes on the air.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I think one of the three has to lose, and that will (hopefully) be Seth. I'll be happy if I'm wrong

Yeah at this point I’m about 60/40 on Brock retaining because 1. Seth got the better of him this past Monday and 2. Now that Roman’s back I don’t trust Vince to NOT give him another coronation because “He had cancer again! They HAVE to cheer him now, dammit!” and it’ll turn the crowd on the poor guy again.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

I'm so glad Bryan came back out of retirement, it took awhile for him to really get something to chew on again but this heel run has been great and he's so drat good at both promos and in the ring. Just an utter delight to have him around.

Seth was about my biggest sure thing to win about a month ago, now if we're talking story impact alone I think it'd have to be Kofi. Lesnar's steamrolled over people we expected him to lose to before, you miss the happy coronation of a Becky win but I could see really interesting character/story stuff from a Charlotte or Rousey win, if Rousey's actually sticking around when we don't expect her to, but if Kofi loses then it's months of the crowd really getting behind the guy being deflated, and he absolutely does not have the cushion of being regularly over with the fans like Seth does or that white-hot "biggest thing around" that Becky is enjoying right now to keep him going after a big loss. In terms of keeping your main eventers big deals Rollins and Lynch could both lose and be okay, Kofi definitely can't, so when I look at it from that lens I feel pretty confident about Kofi winning and Becky does still have that great WM moment/story to close out the show going for her, so yeah I guess if someone has to lose it'd be Seth since lord knows Lesnar has just kept on beating people in the past, plenty of precedent and maybe they do want to try Roman coronation 4 or 5.

This is one WM where I'd love it if they're just like "screw it, have the faces win all the major titles" since I think that leads to a real interesting story, maybe you have Batista beat HHH (hahahaha no chance but maybe...) and that's your big deal heel win, then Joe beats Angle and menaces his kid after and Shane shenangians his way into beating Miz and now it's somewhat balanced between faces and heels. Orton can beat Styles too, why not.

NowonSA fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Apr 7, 2019

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I am here and slightly sloshed for my birthday WrestleMania, and will get more sloshed at the day progresses! I will also eat a medium rare steak.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Rarity posted:

I'm hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyype



Choo choo, yo
never felt more pride in starting the K O F I T R A I N posts

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