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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


I don't know if you guys know this but...






...Kofi Kingston.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


EugeneJ posted:

Jesus they lucked out with the weather for this - 60 and the rain's supposed to hold off until midnight

But we'll only be halfway through the show by then!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


MotU posted:

okay im settled in for mania just waiting for my sushi to arrive. sucks that i have to be up at like 530a for work but w/e ill live probably

Supposed to be up at 3am but i've decided tomorrow is gonna inexplicably wind up a sick day.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

Wow these guys couldn't even rank as high as the SNL dudes as celebrities.

Those SNL fellas will never reach the heights as a Drew Carey.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Auritech posted:

I don’t watch American tv, I don’t know who these guys are

They look like two fans just wandered up and production said gently caress it, let’s put them on the show

That didn't work out so well for them last night.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


So what DOES Paige do now that they got rid of her as Smackdown GM?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Erebus posted:

Lawler looks like he should be bringing me my drink but also I worry he put something in it

No need to worry. You're way too old for him.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Everyone gets the jobber entrance. Are they gonna try to kill 5 matches during this preshow?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Poor poor Asuka.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Little Mac posted:

Lana's Wonder Woman costume is, uh, good

I double dig it.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


That was a good stunner.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Raskolnikov38 posted:

is dana brooke even in this match

If she was she probably took the Kevin Nash way out and eliminated herself and walked to the back before anyone noticed.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Drew McIntyre posted:

sarah logan is a nazi racist who sucks

And is rewarded appropriately.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


RealFoxy posted:

Darkstar, I'm so sorry.

He brings this on himself.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mulaney Power Move posted:

i think i just saw karnov in the audience

He's back for revenge.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mr. Carlisle posted:

They've come fairly far in making the women's division the best thing in the company but that poo poo looked like it was from the early 2000's

You're just saying that because Mickie James and Maria were there.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


No Irish Need Imply posted:

Ember's gimmick is she could never beat me at Smash Bros

You better keep your rear end at least 20 ft from a top rope at all times if she ever hears that.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahahah what the gently caress are you wearing HBK?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Sockser posted:

Did I see Matt Hardy in the Andre graphic? Isn’t he perma-retired?

He came back to tag with Jeff.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Grant DaNasty posted:

What happened to Jesus?

Pffft. He left him in a tag match alone years ago. You don't just forgive that.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Julio Cruz posted:

hang on I thought the tag titles match was against Blackochet?

That's the smackdown titles.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Ryder looks way better after the hair restoration

There's hope for me?!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Just keep rockin' the tiny cowboy hat to cover the bald spot

I'm... i'm a real cowboy.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Liquid Communism posted:

WHAT THE gently caress VINCE.

'Wonder if Booker's going to become a 3 time hall of famer as GI Bro next year.'

:catstare:

Name 47 people more deserving of a spot as Booker as GI Bro.


I'll wait.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Grant DaNasty posted:

Kane did that.

God bless him.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Goddamnit Hawkins you coulda been cool. Pull the Flair/Sting 95 turn and be out of the ring for 15 minutes only to run over on the hot tag and deck Ryder with a right hand.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Gonz posted:

He got scary chemicals slathered all over his head.

Which chemicals?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Angry Grimace posted:

When did they start letting everyone do the spear as a transition move

I mean it makes sense for him since they were EDGEHEADS


Also that was a real pretty floor brainbuster.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mulaney Power Move posted:

i think that was dash rendar

Can't be. He died at the skyhook thing.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Drew McIntyre posted:

DASH RENDAR DIDN'T DIE

Goddamnit you'll blow his cover!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Power Windows posted:

I'd pay good money to see a Shadows of the Empire movie.

100 years ago I saw a picture of Jean Claude Van Damme in a magazine and he was made up like Dash Rendar and I was REAL into it.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Power Windows posted:

Holy poo poo that would have owned

loving right?!

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Grant DaNasty posted:

I wanna lick that Andre statue.

Do you think it tastes like him?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Admiral Joeslop posted:

Braun has weird nipples.

I dare you to tell him that.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


remusclaw posted:

Hey remember when Braun was the next big thing.

You're thinkin' of Brock Lesnar.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Heath Slater is dead.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Vertical Lime posted:

when the hulkster gladly put him over

2002 hogan was weird

It was the early pangs of patriotism swelling inside him.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ooof that fall.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Nobody pays to hear this guy talk.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


That therapist should have been Kane and Bryan's therapist.

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