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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Gonna make a bunch of various tortilla pizzas and hope everything comes up Kofi.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

1glitch0 posted:

And now the true gauntlet match begins: Surviving watching all of Wrestlemania.

we're all in this one together, god drat it

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

next year, for the love of god, cruiserweights on the main card please

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

wooooooo tony

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

RealFoxy posted:

I feel so bad for everyone in 205 because the tournament was cool as poo poo but the division has just become spite-signing everyone in the indies so nobody else has them because they obviously don't put more than 8 minutes of thought into the division from month to month

Jerusalem posted:

I wish 205 Live didn't fall on my "I don't have time" list because I almost always enjoy watching these guys wrestle

Pretty much both of these things, yeah. Everyone on 205 is great (now that TJP is gone) and the wrestling is always quality, but the booking is so goddamn lackluster and it's so hard to justify watching it on top of all the other wrestling already happening on a weekly basis

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

man I was happy when I thought Sarah won

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Why are they unifying the women's titles?

They're not, it's just a stunt

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Yeah definitely wish a few more women got entrances.

yeah, it's genuinely a bit disheartening that they don't see Ember Moon as worthy of an actual return angle

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

did they airbrush kofi's pecs to erase the sternum dent

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Sockser posted:

Did I see Matt Hardy in the Andre graphic? Isn’t he perma-retired?

nah, he came back and he and Jeff are just tag teaming again

no mention of his fused skeleton

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this panel is insufferable.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

please drop the titles and immediately leave, The Revival, you deserve so much better

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I am happy for Curt Hawkins, now please, for the love of god, Revival, get out of here

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

They should have put the whole show on the pre-show.

Make the main show six hours of Luke Harper lariating and booting everyone

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

jesus christ, ali's face

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

why did they book andrade to be the dumbest man in the company

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

it's pretty cool that basically your entire midcard roster for the entire company takes a backseat to this

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

that was a worse rendition of that song than the DX band's

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

nothing is more American than a vague, looming existential threat

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

the first thing. literally the first thing.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

that's seriously how you did that match

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

like is one of them injured or did they run out of the 8 hours of wrestlemania show time or something

did one of the road agents forget to turn in his homework on time and write the match at 3 am

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Those superimposed graphics are incredible in all the wrong ways.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

lawler retconning that whole thing where randy and his father were wrestling together, apparently

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

a) Why did they bring Lawler onto commentary for this match, and b) Why did they bring Lawler onto commentary for the sole purpose of going down on Randy Orton for 15 minutes

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Julio Cruz posted:

that was like 15 minutes of second gear and then a finish

This is pretty much Randy's career, yeah.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lacey and EC3 were both struck mute in the same 1920s boat wreck and their ghosts have never recovered

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

seriously why did they dub in those loving plank noises

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

cesaro's so god damned good.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

the tower of doom spots are real neat but I feel like they do one in every multi-tag

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

real fun match, unsurprisingly

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

d-x burying the hart foundation one last time

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I have been extremely redundantly complaining about how ridiculous Shane as a stone-cold killer is for like half a year and I hope to god tonight is the last night for a long while.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

jesus god.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Dias posted:

shane is the definition of suspension of disbelief failure, unfortunately

pretty much

nothing about anything he does is believable or compelling

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this did, to be fair, get more fun when it became just Shane getting his rear end kicked because it's what every Shane appearance should be

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

oh my loving god.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this isn't the worst feud they've ever done but it's one of the loving dumbest

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I am genuinely glad for anyone who is loving this show.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lid posted:

How did they not slot the sky pirates into this match

because they're saving it for takeover san jose so i can have front row tickets, thank you very much

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