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hes a clown, but he's hosed up and twisted. i know youre' saying: wait a minute, clowns are for fun. that's the point. this clown thinks murder is fun.
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Apr 7, 2019 21:35
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Apr 23, 2024 07:27
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- Luvcow
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i can't believe i just watched that clown beat a man to death with a balloon animal over the course of three hours
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Apr 7, 2019 22:24
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- Luvcow
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really though it's a testament to how well physically conditioned that particular psychotic clown is
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Apr 7, 2019 22:25
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- Luvcow
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yes honey i realize that clown is covered in blood and viscera and holding the severed head of our neighbor but it's a clown and they are only here to bring joy to us
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Apr 7, 2019 22:27
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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some people aren't ready for a clown who is bad. but some people are. and "the clowner" is for them.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Apr 7, 2019 22:28
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- alnilam
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yes honey i realize that clown is covered in blood and viscera and holding the severed head of our neighbor but it's a clown and they are only here to bring joy to us
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Apr 7, 2019 22:30
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Clown or death
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Apr 12, 2019 22:37
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- FutonForensic
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The Clowner gripped me by the collar and drew me close. He breathed sharply through his rubber nose, producing faint and unwholesome honks. He pressed the selzter gun against my temple, with a gloved bulbous finger dancing over the trigger. "Who's the birthday boy?" he riddled menacingly. My skin felt pricked all over as my pores began to sweat; It was me. I was the birthday boy.
 
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Apr 12, 2019 23:35
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- google THIS
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Imagine, if you will, an entire cadre of clowns who were off their rocker, and how hosed up that would be.
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Apr 13, 2019 00:59
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- google THIS
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Also imagine if they developed a weird fan base that named themselves after male prostitutes, except with a pun about an activity that clowns often do. Something like...balloon man-whore-mals.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:02
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- Stoner Sloth
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Imagine, if you will, an entire cadre of clowns who were off their rocker, and how hosed up that would be.
Also imagine if they developed a weird fan base that named themselves after male prostitutes, except with a pun about an activity that clowns often do. Something like...balloon man-whore-mals.
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Apr 13, 2019 01:18
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Imagine, if you will, an entire cadre of clowns who were off their rocker, and how hosed up that would be.
This is what I'm saying. Some people aren't ready for that. They want to think of clowns as happy and loveable. But I've discovered that there is another kind of people who are into dark and twisted poo poo, and they're the target audience for my villain, the Clowner. He might even be a hero to some of them, as hosed up as that would be.
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Apr 13, 2019 02:55
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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The Clowner gripped me by the collar and drew me close. He breathed sharply through his rubber nose, producing faint and unwholesome honks. He pressed the selzter gun against my temple, with a gloved bulbous finger dancing over the trigger. "Who's the birthday boy?" he riddled menacingly. My skin felt pricked all over as my pores began to sweat; It was me. I was the birthday boy.
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Apr 13, 2019 16:27
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- kalel
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he needs a signature laugh too distinguish him from other clowns. like maybe a "heeheehee" like Michael Jackson
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Apr 14, 2019 02:41
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The Clowner gripped me by the collar and drew me close. He breathed sharply through his rubber nose, producing faint and unwholesome honks. He pressed the selzter gun against my temple, with a gloved bulbous finger dancing over the trigger. "Who's the birthday boy?" he riddled menacingly. My skin felt pricked all over as my pores began to sweat; It was me. I was the birthday boy.
Imagine, if you will, an entire cadre of clowns who were off their rocker, and how hosed up that would be.
This is what I'm saying. Some people aren't ready for that. They want to think of clowns as happy and loveable. But I've discovered that there is another kind of people who are into dark and twisted poo poo, and they're the target audience for my villain, the Clowner. He might even be a hero to some of them, as hosed up as that would be.
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Apr 15, 2019 08:34
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Until recently, the scientists who study writing believed that it was impossible to have a villain who was also a clown because there are two kinds of people
1) people who like clowns and think they're happy would not want to see an evil clown
2) people who hate clowns and think they're creepy would be too scared by an evil clown
but I theorize that a third kind of person exists, a kind who gets sick pleasure from the idea of a psycho clown and experiences twisted glee at the brutal, morally questionable depths a hero would have to have to go to to stop the clown. If I'm right, I'll make millions.
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Apr 15, 2019 11:51
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THE CLOWNER: What up. I'm THE CLOWNER. I'm not like the clowns you know. I pet dogs until they flop over for a belly rub, and then I walk away, leaving them unfulfilled. THE CLOWNER.
hero: im going to stop you THE CLOWNER! you can't keep getting away with this
THE CLOWNER: *pissing on Guernica* Dooo iiit. kill meeeee. Become THE CLOWNER.
hero *hands shaking holding the gun*: can I really do it?? Can I really stop THE CLOWNER??
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Apr 15, 2019 16:06
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THE CLOWNER: What up. I'm THE CLOWNER. I'm not like the clowns you know. I pet dogs until they flop over for a belly rub, and then I walk away, leaving them unfulfilled. THE CLOWNER.
hero: im going to stop you THE CLOWNER! you can't keep getting away with this
THE CLOWNER: *pissing on Guernica* Dooo iiit. kill meeeee. Become THE CLOWNER.
hero *hands shaking holding the gun*: can I really do it?? Can I really stop THE CLOWNER??
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Apr 15, 2019 16:26
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But who would be the hero to fight The Clowner? It would have to be someone brave who isn't afraid of clowns. This got me thinking: what if the hero was a rich man? We all know that rich people can buy all the clowns they want but if the hero tried to buy The Clowner he would say no. That would make any rich man mad enough to become the hero to fight The Clowner.
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Apr 15, 2019 18:49
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the hero would also have to have some childhood trauma that motivates him to become the hero and indirectly relates to his conflict with The Clowner. maybe when he was young a shady guy in a dark alley shot his parents, ah, ah-achoo! excuse me. anyway the dude shot his parents a dirty look for wearing "we  dogs" t-shirts.
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Apr 15, 2019 19:08
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Video of THE CLOWNER waltzing through a wheat field in slow motion covered elbow deep in blood carrying a knife
[Narrator] Ask your doctor if THE CLOWNER is right for you
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Apr 15, 2019 19:47
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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drawings?
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Apr 16, 2019 00:43
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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he needs a signature laugh too distinguish him from other clowns. like maybe a "heeheehee" like Michael Jackson
How about something like "Hahahahahahahaha!"?
It sounds real good when I do it
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Apr 16, 2019 17:20
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Catchphrase idea: "I'm not FOOLING around!"
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Apr 16, 2019 17:22
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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"Turn that frown... all the way down! Hahahahahahahaha!"
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Apr 16, 2019 17:24
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Any inference that other local supervillain, The Puzzler, is at all derivative of The Clowner IS NOT APPRECIATED.
The Puzzler is known for his extremely easy verbal games or just plain misunderstandings about basic facts.
[MACY’s security footage of The Puzzler vs THE CLOWNER fight]
THE CLOWNERe: “What up. I’m THE CLOWNER.”
The Puzzler: “Well here’s a puzzler for you! What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs as an adult, and three legs in the evening? God damnit I gave it away again”
THE CLOWNER: “Hahahahahahahahahaha!”
[The Puzzler frantically leafing through 101 jokes and riddles for children. He drops it as THE CLOWNER emerges from the darkness, heavy knife swinging toward The Puzzler. The Puzzler scrambles away, frantic and unarmed without his joke book]
The Puzzler: “Ummm, well, here’s a puzzler for you? If man evolved from monkeys why’s there still monkeys, THE CLOWNER?”
[THE CLOWNER says nothing as he advances]
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Apr 16, 2019 18:47
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- kalel
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eagerly anticipating the epic puzzler/clowner team up episode
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Apr 16, 2019 19:04
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- Luvcow
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eagerly anticipating the epic puzzler/clowner team up episode
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Apr 16, 2019 19:06
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Apr 23, 2024 07:27
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- Luvcow
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the hero bends down to inspect the footprints leading into the cave, his finger tracing a comically oversized shoe print, 'the clowner..." from deep within the dark interior there comes a faint but unmistakable squeak.
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Apr 16, 2019 19:18
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
