heres a new supervillain i created: "the clowner"

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FutonForensic posted:

The Clowner gripped me by the collar and drew me close. He breathed sharply through his rubber nose, producing faint and unwholesome honks. He pressed the selzter gun against my temple, with a gloved bulbous finger dancing over the trigger. "Who's the birthday boy?" he riddled menacingly. My skin felt pricked all over as my pores began to sweat; It was me. I was the birthday boy.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2019 16:27

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 04:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i love it when the Clowner just winks, nods, and goes "what up"

i think we all know what's up and he knows that. he is just clownin is my guess

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 18:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Karate Bastard posted:

Does The Clowner do yoga? I think he does yoga. Visually I think it makes sense what with how twisted he is

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 20:27

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the Clowner is a staunch advocate of Fair Use

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 22:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

The hero looks at a broken mirror in a grimy apartment bathroom. The broken mirror is a"reflection" of how The Clowner's hosed up poo poo has "broken" the hero, and the griminess of the bathroom is a "metaphor" for the hero being really grimy. He hasn't showered, because The Clowner did something that ruined showers for him.

The hero dips his fingers into a jar of facepaint. "To catch The Clowner," he murmurs as he sloppily spreads paint on his cheek, "I must become The Clowner, and to become The Clowner--" He's so bad at applying the makeup that he accidentally puts a fistful in his mouth, and he just swallows it because he's so broken (mirror), "--I must become The Clowner. Now I must do some hosed up things that most people won't like, but some people might like." He fakes a creepy laugh and swallows another load of paint.

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2019 22:06