its like a were wolf but you turn into a white person when the moon is full

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Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

"Congratulations sir, your name has officially been changed Brayden"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:45

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roomforthetuna posted:

I tried to keep away from society by having the police lock me up, but when the full moon came around they just let me out.

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# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:45

Manifisto

Jedrick posted:

Look upon the moon and howl "Mayooooo!"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 8, 2019 21:33

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Went to Taco Bell today! #craving #mexicanfood

# ? Apr 8, 2019 21:52

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

It's going to take a week this time to get rid of all this shiplap and dyed grey wood furniture.

At least the sunburn isn't so bad this ti... Oh for christ's sake. its a "Live Laugh Love" tattoo.

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:12

Finger Prince

The transformation begins.
Block print spandex erupts from my skin.
The foam roll of a yoga pad springs from my spine.
From my clawed hands, an iPhone and an extra skinny white chocolate mochachino. Kathy written on the side in black felt tip.
"Hashtag turmeric!" I shout to my followers. "Hashtag wellness!" they reply.
A small, angry dog appears under my arm.
The transformation is complete.

# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:15

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Finger Prince posted:

The transformation begins.
Block print spandex erupts from my skin.
The foam roll of a yoga pad springs from my spine.
From my clawed hands, an iPhone and an extra skinny white chocolate mochachino. Kathy written on the side in black felt tip.
"Hashtag turmeric!" I shout to my followers. "Hashtag wellness!" they reply.
A small, angry dog appears under my arm.
The transformation is complete.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:36

google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

The transformation begins.
Block print spandex erupts from my skin.
The foam roll of a yoga pad springs from my spine.
From my clawed hands, an iPhone and an extra skinny white chocolate mochachino. Kathy written on the side in black felt tip.
"Hashtag turmeric!" I shout to my followers. "Hashtag wellness!" they reply.
A small, angry dog appears under my arm.
The transformation is complete.

# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:47

Goons Are Gifts

Finger Prince posted:

The transformation begins.
Block print spandex erupts from my skin.
The foam roll of a yoga pad springs from my spine.
From my clawed hands, an iPhone and an extra skinny white chocolate mochachino. Kathy written on the side in black felt tip.
"Hashtag turmeric!" I shout to my followers. "Hashtag wellness!" they reply.
A small, angry dog appears under my arm.
The transformation is complete.

# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

buying bulk razor blades in anticipation of the Salt Life decal that appears monthly on my low rider's back glass :bang:

# ? Apr 8, 2019 23:58

google THIS

The moment I come to I comb the house to determine the extent of the damage. I tear through the cupboards and the fridge. Hmm, no homegrown kombucha SCOBY. No kale. No wall stencils.

I check social media. No duckfaces. No "inspirational" text-only memes. No #blessed.

I breathe a sigh of relief. Maybe this wasn't a bad episode. Maybe everything's ok. But then, a tiny, insidious thought in the very back of my mind: The garage. Check the garage.

No. Oh no. No no no no no! But even before I even reach the door I already know what I'll see, the abomination that my other self has wrought: A brand new pickup truck that I have absolutely no practical reason to own.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:11

Finger Prince

*full moon ominously reveals itself from behind a cloud*

Anyway, where was I... oh yeah... if they don't want to get harassed by the cops, they shouldn't break the law, that's all I'm saying. I don't know why they're all getting so upset.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:26

vanisher

This thread is gold

# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:58

vanisher

Someone called me 'champ,' thats how the disease is spread.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 01:01

FreshCutFries

Macnult posted:

[looks up at moon] “oh god I gotta get home”

*police officer smiles and waves in passing*

“this is bad this is bad this is bad”

opioid agonist posted:

awaking in a meadow in my Sunday best clutching a Panera receipt...

NOT AGAIN

google THIS posted:

A set of ordinary human footprints going down an urban sidewalk. Then, suddenly...well, they don't change appearance or anything but they start furtively crossing the street for no apparent reason every so often.

vanisher posted:

Someone called me 'champ,' thats how the disease is spread.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 01:17

City of Glompton

vanisher posted:

This thread is gold

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 9, 2019 01:39

FreshCutFries

i notice the moon begin to peek out from the clouds and solemnly begin loading a revolver with rolled up notes with "you're racist" printed on them and hand it to you.

"just in case"

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Thingyman posted:

i notice the moon begin to peek out from the clouds and solemnly begin loading a revolver with rolled up notes with "you're racist" printed on them and hand it to you.

"just in case"

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

*Drives off into the moonset in a lifted jeep in search of axe throwing competitions and tiny house air bnb's*

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:35

Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:

This thread is gold

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:38

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

*wake up with a tattoo of some chinese symbol*

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:43

Robot Made of Meat

Racism: It's funny.

Honestly, I expect better from BYOB.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:47

google THIS

Waking up to find that I quit my job as an actual pro football player to join a fantasy football league.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:49

Farecoal: There he go

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Racism: It's funny.

Honestly, I expect better from BYOB.

ah gently caress is it the full moon already??

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:50

FreshCutFries

Farecoal posted:

ah gently caress is it the full moon already??

Lol

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:51

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Farecoal posted:

ah gently caress is it the full moon already??

lool

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:54

google THIS

Farecoal posted:

ah gently caress is it the full moon already??

Thingyman posted:

Lol

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:55

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Racism: It's funny.

Honestly, I expect better from BYOB.

I'm white and I endorse this thread. It's loving hilarious.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:55

xcheopis

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Racism: It's funny.

Honestly, I expect better from BYOB.

Subtle!

# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:56

Goons Are Gifts

# ? Apr 9, 2019 03:00

Stoner Sloth

Resting Lich Face posted:

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Apr 9, 2019 03:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my bff: haha yep Billie is the definition of a music industry "plant"

me: yep totes lol :hfive:

* big ben strikes midnight *

:commissar:

awooooooooo :siren:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Apr 9, 2019

# ? Apr 9, 2019 04:55

cda: by Hand Knit

Farecoal posted:

ah gently caress is it the full moon already??

lmao

# ? Apr 9, 2019 05:19

Goons Are Gifts

Resting Lich Face posted:

I'm white and I endorse this thread. It's loving hilarious.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 11:16

google THIS

"You're racist!"

(moon comes out from behind the clouds)

"No, you're racist!"

# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:30

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I'm not racist! All of my best friends are white!

# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:37

Stoner Sloth

*sells whitesbane at elevated prices during the week before full moon... turns out whitesbane not just a myth but is actually an increasingly popular gluten free, locally sourced, salad addition and that the organic farmer's market salesman is the Alpha whitewolf*

# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:42

Finger Prince

It was weird going skiing last weekend when the moon was full. Nobody did a double take.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:44

Finger Prince

*Goes out for sushi with some friends*

*full moon appears from behind a cloud*

*stirs wasabi into my soy sauce*

# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:50

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 07:45

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Finger Prince posted:

*Goes out for sushi with some friends*

*full moon appears from behind a cloud*

*stirs wasabi into my soy sauce*

Hey! It's good that way.

At least I don't eat it with the pickled ginger.

Real-talk though... mixing the wasabi into the soy sauce is a faux pas? I had no idea. So when I'm being loving lazy and just wipe the sushi on the wasabi then dip it in soy sauce I'm doing it right?

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Apr 9, 2019

# ? Apr 9, 2019 15:16

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