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JakeP posted:Bubonic plague Did you pay to touch an armadillo? You did, didn't you...well, did you get what you paid for at least?
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Vato posted:Did you pay to touch an armadillo? You did, didn't you...well, did you get what you paid for at least? They have leprosy you ODIOT
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Apr 9, 2019 07:28
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kazr posted:They have leprosy you ODIOT Some have the plague, dude. Depends on the one you touch, PAL.
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Apr 9, 2019 07:32
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This is extremely troubling..,.
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kazr posted:This is extremely troubling..,. I didn't mean to rile you. There are a lot of myths about diseases.
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Apr 9, 2019 07:37
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I paid 2 hookers $100 to leave. I thought they just wanted to be drinking buddies :-(.
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Apr 10, 2019 15:58
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i haven't paid for a drat thing op. these hands got finesse.
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Apr 10, 2019 16:12
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$10 for Johnny Walker and coke to a tranny who I didn't know was a tranny until a friend explained to me that he/she was. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 10, 2019 16:50
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Opted for the signed Geordi Laforge picture from Levar Burton when I donated to the Reading Rainbow kickstartr years ago.  edit: double duty strangest/coolest thing imho.
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Apr 10, 2019 16:57
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I paid $50 for a kickstarter for a miniature inflatable flailing tube-man (like the ones they have at car dealerships). I did indeed receive the product and now I have no idea what to do with it.
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Apr 10, 2019 17:04
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Paid shipping and cross border brokerage for a Bumfights DVD in 2001 or so.
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Apr 10, 2019 17:14
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Manic Mailman posted:$10 for Johnny Walker and coke to a tranny who I didn't know was a tranny until a friend explained to me that he/she was. I am going to go re-buy Plat just so I can report your rear end.
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Apr 10, 2019 17:17
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Johnny Aztec posted:I am going to go re-buy Plat just so I can report your rear end. Hey! That can be your strange purchase 
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Apr 10, 2019 17:56
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Rad-daddio posted:Hey! That can be your strange purchase And costs as much as the Johnny Walker!
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Apr 10, 2019 18:54
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Ugh, I contributed to Doobie....
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Johnny Aztec posted:Well, strange is strange: This fuckin rules and I'd have been the most jealous kid ever
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Apr 10, 2019 21:04
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I'm paying for it on Friday, but I'm purchasing this portrait of my guinea pig from another poster, Bored, who thought a picture of my pig was funny, so she painted her: The reference:  The glory:  She got real weird with it, and I think it's the greatest/funniest thing ever.
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Apr 10, 2019 22:09
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I bought a speculum once years ago for no particular reason other than i wanted one. I don't remember what happened to it I think I left it in an old apartment when I moved.
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Apr 10, 2019 23:34
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I bought a lot of stupid poo poo like garbage pail kid posters from the 80s and Commodore 64 memorabilia that just sits in a box somewhere because I’ve already shat up the house with other nerd crap. But that doesn’t compare to what someone tried to pay me money for, and that was to watch anime with him. I think that was before his even creepier furry roommate tried to push me into borrowing some anime series. I already didn’t like anime but now I still don’t like it.
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Apr 11, 2019 02:03
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I donated to public radio to get a bobblehead of the public-radio morning guy, an extremely weird septagenarian who barely knows how to operate modern equipment and spends half his show talking about gardening and his thrift-store purchases
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Apr 11, 2019 03:16
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You'll all laugh at this: Two years ago, I was contacted by the Bureau of Indian Affairs re: some property that was owned by my grandmother, but it had been forgotten/abandoned. Apparently, I was to be the recipient of this unknown parcel of property. Years go by, and I forgot about it until I get a notice for a probate hearing early this year. The hearing was two weeks ago. As it turns out, the land my grandmother owned was .00013 of a hundred acre parcel of land in Nebraska. It was being overseen by the Winnebago tribe. The tribe had been leasing the land for agricultural use, and it was earning a fair bit of money that way for the fractionalized owners. Crestfallen at the fact that I was not to be a land baron, the judge informed me that there was an account that had been accruing money for over 50 years(!), and I was going to receive that. .....it was $107.03 Here's where it gets fun. There were various fees related to the determination of who this money belonged to. This, combined with various agriculture and state taxes reduced my original payout to around 22.00 and some change. ...it gets better. Once that money was transferred to a check and mailed out to me, it accrued some other random back fees from the bank that had been storing it for half a century. In the same envelope I received a cashier's check for the 22.00, and I also received an invoice of sorts from the bank so they could collect on the remaining fees that were left out of the original dogpile. That amount was 30.00 So, that's the story of how I inherited -$8.00 from my dead grandmother.
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Apr 11, 2019 04:19
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Breast implants. Unused, I assume.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm paying for it on Friday, but I'm purchasing this portrait of my guinea pig from another poster, Bored, who thought a picture of my pig was funny, so she painted her: That's not weird at all! This captures the bloodthirsty essence of your guinea pig perfectly. Frame it.
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Apr 11, 2019 07:32
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i paid for a subscription to a winamp streaming service that streamed different channels full of good/rare pirated content way back when. actually it was really good
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Apr 11, 2019 07:46
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magic the gathering
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Apr 11, 2019 09:29
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Three hundred giant inflatable dota winged donkey courier balloons with 3-foot wingspans, because they were 90% off and came with item codes that I sold for four times what I paid these things  but then I had 300 giant inflatable winged donkey balloons taking up space. trying to sell them has been an inexorably slow process, but it's happening, I'm down to like 80! one guy bought 30 of them for 12 bucks each. when asked why, he straight up told me he was going to modify them into fuckdolls for bronies then sell them for $150 each lol
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Apr 11, 2019 09:50
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Buddy of mine paid for winrar I can only imagine some kind of bell went off at whatever depressing office where it was made and a sad little bit of confetti and a balloonn dropped down while two old computer nerds picked their head up off their desks in confusion at what was happening
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Apr 11, 2019 12:51
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Buddy of mine paid for winrar I paid for mIRC like 12 years ago after using it for years because I was tired of looking at that guy’s face when it started up. I still use IRC but I don’t use mIRC or Windows anymore.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Buddy of mine paid for winrar not quite WinRAR but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX_pF03vCSU
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Apr 11, 2019 16:59
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Wamdoodle posted:not quite WinRAR but: 
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Wamdoodle posted:not quite WinRAR but: Well that's pretty much goddam perfect lol
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Apr 11, 2019 17:07
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gary oldmans diary posted:i paid for a subscription to a winamp streaming service that streamed different channels full of good/rare pirated content way back when. actually it was really good I remember this poo poo and it was the best. Too bad it only lasted like 2-3 months between me finding it and it getting shut down. It was ahead of its time.
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Apr 11, 2019 19:11
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Vato posted:That's not weird at all! This captures the bloodthirsty essence of your guinea pig perfectly. Frame it. Oh, you bet your butt I'm framing it and putting it on my wall! Bixby's search for her lost tomato will have a place of honor somewhere in my apartment.
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Two (2) 3d printers I use almost exclusively to print off little star wars wargame figurines and the little buildings they fight over. Various medieval armors and garb along with rubber swords for LARP. I'm a cool dude.
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Apr 11, 2019 19:41
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I had a custom luchador mask made for my daughter. 
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I had a custom luchador mask made for my daughter. Cool Dad
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Not the oddest, but maybe the oddest I can see from the couch: hollow metal rhino head from TJ Maxx, painted by me.
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bought a t shirt in tijuana mexico after a weird show my friends dragged me to
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