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Eldercain posted:sweet tea is an all southerners thing, but most people my age do half sweet half unsweet when they get it because proper southern sweet tea will eject your pancreas from your body full strength It is why southerners are fat and diabetic.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 21:44 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:07 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:It is why southerners are fat and diabetic. that and pathologic refusal to eat "rabbit food" ie anything that wasn't either fried in lard or served in a pool of butter.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 22:32 |
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Old boomer men in particular love being proud of not eating vegetables. As if that somehow makes them manlier.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 22:48 |
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Hey now greens are a staple of southern food, which is why they are fried in lard and/or drowned in butter
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 22:48 |
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Haifisch posted:Old boomer men in particular love being proud of not eating vegetables. As if that somehow makes them manlier. listened to a guy describe his wife's dad as the kind of guy who died in his 60s from chronic heart failure because he would not stop eating lard fried biscuits every morning no matter how bad his health got because it's what his dad (who worked on a farm with backbreaking labor) did. it's like they want to RP being hardscrabble dirt poor farmers who do Real Work despite living in relative luxury and not worrying about a bad harvest wiping out their income and losing their house to the bank.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 23:02 |
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Haifisch posted:Old boomer men in particular love being proud of not eating vegetables. As if that somehow makes them manlier. The rugged manliness of *checks notes*... malnutrition and diabetes.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 23:06 |
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Boomers cannot comprehend that if there's nothing you want to see on TV, you don't have to have it on. The mute button also confuses them greatly.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 02:52 |
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wesleywillis posted:I've been crushing the poo poo out of Diet Dr. Pepper the last few months myself. I lived in Korea, and one night out drinking the local coworkers made fun of another guy calling him jo-ka-ra and pointing at their crotch. I'm like, hahha guys funny joke, but I'm not about to jump on a dude I barely know and don't hate or anything. I assume it means little dick. Years later on Rosetta Stone I learn it means 'chopstick' and yes I was that ugly of an American I lived in Korea without learning a basic rear end word like 'chopstick' and realized it meant "thindick", told my friends from back then and we were all blown away. It's such a great insult that barely exists in english.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 03:06 |
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PipHelix posted:I lived in Korea, and one night out drinking the local coworkers made fun of another guy calling him jo-ka-ra and pointing at their crotch. I'm like, hahha guys funny joke, but I'm not about to jump on a dude I barely know and don't hate or anything. I assume it means little dick. you've never heard someone be called "needledick"?
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 03:09 |
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I first heard it as "needledick bugfucker".
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:40 |
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Drimble Wedge posted:I first heard it as "needledick bugfucker". dont doxx me
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 04:54 |
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Boomers love faxes. And especially sending those to entirely the wrong number, usually the actual phone number of a business rather than the fax number itself. It is especially fun when not all fax machines are created equal, as while most have immediatly the tell tale "beep" of someone not understanding that different phone numbers for different services exist, you get the occasional really annoying ones, like the one that is silent for just long enough for you to do your introduction, have a second or two of awkward silence, followed by a loud "BEEEEP" that almost feels like intentional trolling. And even if you then send the fax call to an actual fax machine, it does not mean that this satisfies the boomer as they may decide that the number it got sent to is wrong, so of course they try to send it again... to the telephone number you are on My personal favorite was someone doing this a tlike 4AM, trying it every couple minutes for half an hour straight. I dunno what can bring a person to try and send a fax at 4AM, try to send it repeatedly when something did not seem right on their end, and never bother to check if they got the right number throughout the several attempts it takes
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 10:44 |
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Greader posted:My personal favorite was someone doing this a tlike 4AM, trying it every couple minutes for half an hour straight. I dunno what can bring a person to try and send a fax at 4AM, try to send it repeatedly when something did not seem right on their end, and never bother to check if they got the right number throughout the several attempts it takes Somewhat related thing that boomers hate: Not having a printer within arm's reach. The idea of a large, high-capacity multifunction color laser printer placed in a conveniently central location in the office that they have to walk all of 5 meters to is apparently a grave insult to their self-determined importance. Clearly their second-assistant job involves so much "confidential" material that has to be printed that they must have a personal printer on their desk.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 11:41 |
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Boomers love having printers at home, so they can print stuff off of the computer
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 11:46 |
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Pretty good posted:Boomers love having printers at home, so they can print stuff off of the computer "Internetausdrucker" is a German insult by the way. It's someone who prints the Internet. My mother told me tales of a colleague who would insist on printing all their emails, even the spam, and filing them in ring binders. Same with web pages.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 12:01 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Somewhat related thing that boomers hate: Not having a printer within arm's reach. The idea of a large, high-capacity multifunction color laser printer placed in a conveniently central location in the office that they have to walk all of 5 meters to is apparently a grave insult to their self-determined importance. Clearly their second-assistant job involves so much "confidential" material that has to be printed that they must have a personal printer on their desk. You just described a co-worker and I had no idea this was a thing beyond her. When I was new, I thought the printer on her desk was the only printer for our department, so I asked her about how to access it, and she was like, "No, this printer is mine," and how it's not on the network, she was hardwired to it. Now, you'd think that her describing a printer as "mine," meant it was literally hers, like she brought it from home. Nope! It's a company printer. Somehow, she got it away from IT and onto her desk and was able to make it so that only she used it.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 12:11 |
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Every office job I've worked has had at least one but usually several people who either considers it below them to share a printer or are simply too lazy to get out of their chair and walk ten steps to the shared printer. All of them would try to pull the "I print a lot of confidential stuff" card when told they can't have a personal printer.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 12:36 |
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Where does tonic or club soda fall on the bad carbonated drinks spectrum?
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 14:19 |
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rotinaj posted:you've never heard someone be called "needledick"? Honestly I might have forgotten it, but I can't say I have. Another good one. This is like when two Russian guys on a train called me 'pussyf*ggot' for drinking beer instead of vodka with them. There' something awesome about learning a new swear after 30. It happens so rare.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 14:22 |
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Azuth0667 posted:Where does tonic or club soda fall on the bad carbonated drinks spectrum? Nowhere, you're not supposed to just drink strait tonic or club soda dummy
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 14:37 |
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PipHelix posted:Honestly I might have forgotten it, but I can't say I have. Another good one. best part of learning new languages
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 16:53 |
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here’s a tip for everyone posting about drinking pop - the next time you go to a store and want to buy pop, instead dont buy it
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 18:44 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:best part of learning new languages Legit, I learned so many new and fascinating ways to expel vitrol in Spanish that are still just as good in English, if not quite as good. Have you ever called some an aborted fetus? Or told them to go the house of dick?Or told them that you're going to poo poo in their mothers mouth? English is just so limiting sometimes Ocean Book posted:heres a tip for everyone posting about drinking pop - the next time you go to a store and want to buy pop, instead dont buy it You must be from the Midwest. Though, it did always throw me for a loop that in the Deep South, every soda is a coke even if its a Pepsi.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 18:47 |
Collateral Damage posted:Every office job I've worked has had at least one but usually several people who either considers it below them to share a printer or are simply too lazy to get out of their chair and walk ten steps to the shared printer. That's why big multifunctions have confidential/password-hold printing options. Not to use them, because nobody does, but to cut through the "Jim says he can't have someone steal his all-important documents!!!" whine when the salesperson pitches a business on the idea of replacing their personal printers with central ones.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 19:20 |
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Those people who insist on their own printers are printing porn.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 20:53 |
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Unperson_47 posted:Those people who insist on their own printers are printing porn. the circle of life: a forest creates porn, and the porn goes back to the forest never understood how giving tree was for kids considering
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 21:16 |
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Eldercain posted:the circle of life: a forest creates porn, and the porn goes back to the forest Post avatar
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 22:09 |
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Hihohe posted:Oranges are one of the most disappointing fruits, at least to me. They are a bitch to open, messy, and their texture is all kinds hosed. Compared to apples, pears, and bananas, oranges only contributing factor is its juice. Sumos (dekopons) are oranges as they should be. Oranges that want to be eaten.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 22:23 |
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If you can, try to find a citron and then try to eat that fucker. And then realize that all modern citrus fruits are carefully bred and selected cultivars of it. Seriously, what civilization has done to get all variety of wild plants to be edible is kind of mind boggling. Most wild cultivars of virtually every modern vegetable and fruit are barely edible at best, or downright impossible to eat at worst.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 22:43 |
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A White Guy posted:If you can, try to find a citron and then try to eat that fucker. And then realize that all modern citrus fruits are carefully bred and selected cultivars of it. https://www.businessinsider.com/broccoli-kale-brussels-sprouts-vegetables-all-the-same-plant-2015-11 Brassica oleracea (wild mustard) is kind of amazing in this regard.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 23:00 |
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A White Guy posted:If you can, try to find a citron and then try to eat that fucker. And then realize that all modern citrus fruits are carefully bred and selected cultivars of it. Or a pomelo. I have three giant pomelo trees in front of my house and they’re just loaded with impressive-looking fruit which is close to inedible. Imagine a fruit nearly the size of a football with rind so thick that the actual edible part is the size of an apricot and so acidic it makes a grapefruit taste like a grape.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 23:11 |
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A White Guy posted:Legit, I learned so many new and fascinating ways to expel vitrol in Spanish that are still just as good in English, if not quite as good. Have you ever called some an aborted fetus? Or told them to go the house of dick?Or told them that you're going to poo poo in their mothers mouth? english is heaps better at: 1. anything technical 2. selling poo poo 3. annoying brands of humor. could only get weird al yankovic in english 4. expressing aggression english is crap at: 1. having names for family members 2. swearing 3. expressing romance basically the language of alienated hypertechnical puritan warmonger salespeeps
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 23:17 |
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which somehow crashes right the gently caress back on topic actually
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 23:19 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:english is crap at: Telling your partner "oh yeah I love your big loving cock/titties" isn't romantic???
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 23:26 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Sumos (dekopons) are oranges as they should be. Oranges that want to be eaten. This. Used to sell fruit for a living and these things fresh are hands down the best citrus.
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# ? Jun 5, 2020 23:40 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Telling your partner "oh yeah I love your big loving cock/titties" isn't romantic??? porn is salesmanship
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# ? Jun 6, 2020 00:39 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Telling your partner "oh yeah I love your big loving cock/titties" isn't romantic??? Well, I enjoy it
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# ? Jun 6, 2020 00:41 |
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bob dobbs is dead posted:english is heaps better at: Real talk curious question, why is English best for selling poo poo?
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# ? Jun 6, 2020 00:46 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Well, I enjoy it I love your big cock and your huge tits.
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# ? Jun 6, 2020 00:48 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I love your big cock and your huge tits. . Whatchu doin after quarantine?
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