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jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

Vapes, baby

# ? Mar 24, 2024 06:24

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 09:28

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Carlos Lantana posted:

so whats causing this? I thought things would improve, but gently caress, how can cigarette use be going up?

https://www.bcbs.com/the-health-of-...ing%20diabetes.

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MILLENIALS!!!! :bahgawd:

# ? Mar 24, 2024 08:22

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Carlos Lantana posted:

so whats causing this? I thought things would improve, but gently caress, how can cigarette use be going up?

https://www.bcbs.com/the-health-of-...ing%20diabetes.

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vaping

# ? Mar 24, 2024 15:14

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

jokes posted:

Vapes, baby

Yeah, cigarette smoking is at all time lows, especially among youth, but vaping is way up.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 15:28

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

vapes arent turning a generation into diabetic spheres full of brainbugs
those numbers are horrible
I went looking for more recent figurres. Theyre worse

# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:01

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

HFCS is doing more work that nicotine or ethanol ever did

# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:06

JnnyThndrs: May 29, 2001; HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

It�s almost like a world that continues to get tougher and less economically viable for younger people leads to constant stress, which manifests itself in medical issues and self-destructive behavior.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:27

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

all part of God's great plan

# ? Mar 24, 2024 20:35

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

hawowanlawow posted:

all part of ~~God's~~ the free market's great plan

FTFY

# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:36

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

now i want to make invisible hand job jokes

invisible back hand
talk to the invisible hand
my invisible hand to god, i swear
the invisible hand maidens tale
living invisible hand to invisible mouth

# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:44

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

JnnyThndrs posted:

It�s almost like a world that continues to get tougher and less economically viable for younger people leads to constant stress, which manifests itself in medical issues and self-destructive behavior.

so did they choose the nug life or did the nug life choose them?

# ? Mar 24, 2024 21:47

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Carlos Lantana posted:

so whats causing this? I thought things would improve, but gently caress, how can cigarette use be going up?

https://www.bcbs.com/the-health-of-...ing%20diabetes.

next pages snipe belongs in a frame

The drop in psychosis is probably due to the lower presence of lead in the air during the teenage years. Also things improved... for the shareholders.

# ? Mar 24, 2024 22:06

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

lol Plumboomer vs the Nugtendoids

# ? Mar 24, 2024 23:35

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

always remember
your an oblate spheroid, not an obligate spheroid

# ? Mar 25, 2024 06:37

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 09:28

Neito: Feb 18, 2009; 😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

dee eight posted:

now i want to make invisible hand job jokes

invisible back hand
talk to the invisible hand
my invisible hand to god, i swear
the invisible hand maidens tale
living invisible hand to invisible mouth

Dead Cells has a pretty good Invisible Hand joke. At one point, The Prisoner finds a library and reads a book about economics and says:

The Prisoner posted:

"An economy textbook. It seems to be the only book in the room to have ever been opened."
"What's with that invisible hand? What do ghosts have to do with economy?!"

That's my contribution to invisible hand jokes.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:29

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