Should Gaj make his own thread This poll is closed. |
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Yes, make a new thread | 6 | 54.55% | |
No, keep things just how they are | 5 | 45.45% | |
Total: | 11 votes |
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There should be a thread for celebrating reading this entire thread. It changes you. I've come out the other side with calluses on my heart and maybe some brain damage.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 02:51 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:18 |
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Play posted:that sounds more like a support group I told my wife. "I finished it". Got a big hug.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 06:18 |
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I enjoyed the best delivery of my entire life and thought of this thread. Getting groceries, old guy standing in front of me says something I don't hear to woman in front of him in line finishing being rung through. Sounds snarky but might be my bias. She rolls her eyes and says "whatever". Old guy: "well, at least you had enough class not to say OK boo-" Her (interrupting): "SHUT YOUR loving MOUTH YOU TEDIOUS IDIOT. HOW'S THAT?" It was just eviserating. It was really great.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 02:53 |
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PeterCat posted:Did everyone stand up and clap? No, everyone talked about how rude it was after she left though. I left that part out as it didn't sound as cool.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 03:04 |
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LabyaMynora posted:Not fake rear end "I'm just here to shock people!" LeVey-style Satanism. I mean, like, literally worshiping the adversary of man and God - Prince of Lies poo poo. Blood sacrifice, doing whatever you want to people, stealing, lying, raping, torturing, maiming, murdering-style Satanism. You're thinking of devil worshipers, Satanism is a troll religion for cool kids and it's own thing.
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 03:02 |
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PipHelix posted:I have an ongoing group email* thread** with like, five other people I know from highschool/college/gradschool **blanked for humblebrag** who are as lefty, interested in this stuff, and knowledgeable where we basically just bitch about how the internet is over and which one of us is gonna die in the camps first cause liquidation order is going to have been the true mark of the true lefty in future history. Once upon a time I had a blog that people thought was funny but it was also lovely and misogyinst and racist in the way that SA used to be and Magary apologized for KSK having been and basically the whole internet used to be when we were all shithead 20 year olds instead of 40-pushing milleniolds. Too much of an asspain, how poorly it aged makes me leery of committing further opinions to text under my own name, and the only people who read it are the same people on the email thread. I'm incapable of reading this, I really tried.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 00:30 |
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It's hard to find a working whack-a-gently caress machine now a days.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 13:21 |
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Id feel like I'd be a lovely cadaver they'd all make fun of then roll into the corpsetrash. This is a new anxiety to have.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 14:54 |
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mind the walrus posted:Starting? You guys had a loving huge footprint in the 80s and 90s and to this day a huge chunk of the nostalgia market is squarely based on poo poo you guys valued. Do you really think Millennials grew up with Ghostbusters, G1 Transformers, or goddamn She-Ra? Do you think DOOM coming back now was a coincidence? What the gently caress did you think Grunge and Alt.Rock were? Ready Player One is entirely based on Gen-X backwash. Did you grow up very far outside the US or are you somehow even more boring than all the poo poo I just described? This is a bit much.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 03:29 |
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Boomers like to hurt you, but sometimes you love them.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 05:07 |
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Leaving your evil boomer daddy to die in lonely piss feels so loving good sometimes I'll just think about it and be like "yes, nice, nailed it", start singing in the shower or air boxing n poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 16:30 |
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Scotch tape mean something else where you're from? Like... the poo poo kids use for crafts that barely holds construction paper together?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 16:48 |
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A White Guy posted:To be fair to an older generations way of thinking, I don't think there's a child whose lived who hasn't deserved getting smacked at least once. This loving sucks
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 20:16 |
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My in-laws have a cabin and boomers in the area let their dogs run all over the place. Some of them are old and mean though and walking around a corner to a dog or two barking or snapping at you sucks (especially for my MIL who has a lot of trauma from a mauling). Anyway, people have been calling animal control now after years of asking these fuckers to control their dogs and they are. Flipping. The. gently caress. Out. over Facebook about it. " My dog has been a free spirit for almost 6 years how dare you ask me to stop now", "you're stepping on my rights (???)", "you're all liberal pussies." Etc. Full boomer tantrums. The weird complaining about their made up rights being oppressed thing tickles me, that's more of an American thing than Canadian. Edit: its a lake community, mostly old timers retired there, not really big open spaces or anything really. Harvey Mantaco fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Sep 18, 2020 |
# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 13:44 |
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Outrail posted:"Hello Conservation Officer? I've been threatened and attacked by a feral dog in my area. There's kids playing here and...yes here's the address. Thank you!" Yeah, that's what people are doing now after trying to work to convince these people for years not to let their dogs just roam around. How is this a loving problem.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 15:22 |
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G-III posted:It's a common boomer trait to somehow be absolutely helpless around computers despite having worked with them in an office setting at least 10 years prior to most of us being born. I sometimes think it's a ruse just to get an excuse to force their kids to interact with them / dole out more abusive control because their lead brains demand that they be the center of attention at all times. The best answer to this is a competent Boomer. My mom is very anti-boomer and will call up my aunts with a "what are you stupid you're bothering everyone, click a button, figure it out." And then they do! Boomers understand bullying and personal attacks as motivation.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 16:42 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:Get ready guys, we're in the last days of the election. Peak boomer ahead. Tbh millennial age group getting together in groups has actually been a big issue here, but I'm sure it's different all over. Edit: I'm not being pro-boomer, just anti-everyone
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2020 17:29 |
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Anyone else's dad want to lead the revolution against the socialists but can't shoo without a scooter
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 05:06 |
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Barudak posted:My dad is shitfaced on some workers co-op(?) made whiskey and my mom is doing metaphorical donuts on the lawn of the seminary where she works. I can't tell if they're celebrating or not
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 03:49 |
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Boomer fathers put down your family pets to spite your mom after losing an argument with her and never admit it was a reprehensible thing to do because they were "his property".
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 16:54 |
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JonathonSpectre posted:Remember this when the time comes to choose a nursing home. He might already be dead, who knows!
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 18:27 |
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thathonkey posted:i appreciate the people who have used spoiler tags over the terrible animal abuse poo poo that i dont want to read can we get back to making fun of boomers in more heartwarming ways Boomers like to buy things for gifts that they found deals on that no one would ever want. Cool, a cupcake train. I'm... sure we'll find a use for it. At our uh, cupcake parties? Mom, what the gently caress?
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 19:17 |
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What the gently caress? That's insane.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 14:16 |
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Robo Reagan posted:ok furmom This isn't the place to try out your kinks.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 21:12 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I mean, you obviously know him better that I do but this attitude could also just be a sad resignation to something he considers inevitable. I suggest this because I've had this exactly reaction to every single article or mention of how lots of people are going to spread COVID around this Thanksgiving because they insist on having big family get-togethers and traveling around to do it. It's not that I'm not upset by it, but there's absolutely nothing I can do about it so beyond sigh at the madness of it all. Have you considered screaming at people all the time?
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2020 03:40 |
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If you're not stealing from Applebee's you're stealing from your family. - Wayne Gretzky
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 21:20 |
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Boomers like walking their dogs off leash because don't worry she doesn't bite.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2020 14:19 |
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I go where phone says go Is fine
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2020 23:54 |
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I was at a Walmart and some older lady asked me if I could unlock the spray paint cabinet. I was wearing a black t-shirt and jeans. She didn't... seem senile, but I guess you can never know.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2020 18:31 |
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Boomers are good kissers with tight pussies and/or rock hard cocks who make guitars squeal and hotrods purr. They know the magic of the cube and can convert the blackstream into real energy. Boomers found the song but don't need to sing it and they'll be there at the end when it starts again. Boomers forget through annihilation and so remember all and curse through their blessing. Don't speak their name, but don't forget it. Ever.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 03:36 |
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Panfilo posted:My wife on the other hand will just have some random show playing on TV that she's not even watching/listening to because she needs the background noise to concentrate This is really common.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 16:31 |
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Merry Christmas damaged children of abusers ♡
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2020 06:55 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Sure but who wouldn't be jelly of californians' ability have a barbecue at a moment's notice wherever they happen to be standing *looks outside at mountain of snow* Is this a joke? Are you joking? If want the BBQ.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 04:25 |
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Do I have the brain worms where everything is loss or is this loss please help
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 00:29 |
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Sabotaging things to injure people is a lot more reprehensible than stealing. What a gross thing to suggest.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 18:03 |
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Lib and let die posted:Every now and again I catch myself Overtime is different I think. Like gently caress yeah I'll take 2.5x pay, I play warhammer I need that poo poo to buy my dollies. Edit: oh you probably meant unpaid
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 21:53 |
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If my kid saw blazing saddles i'm sure he'd miss a lot of the nuance and be super uncomfortable just hearing the slur, it's just not appropriate for (most) kids that age because the context for parody can be lost on them.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 17:10 |
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Nooner posted:Was out having a cig and a neighbor who is gen-X told me how the government was going to use the vaccine to put chips in all of us. now I am not the smartest man, bust jfc even I can tell you how *R*-word that idea is If you referred to people with dark skin as "n-words" how would you expect us to react?
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2021 03:32 |
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Basically all boomer music is poo poo especially that one exception you like.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 03:36 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 09:18 |
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Boomers named Rush like to live up until today
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 18:24 |