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getting free it work from their son. talking poo poo about the same son while he does it. having favorite children. getting cancer and putting their urine and bleach up the rear end in a top hat to cure it then acting suprised when they die
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bartok posted:Boomers get confused by those Coke Freestyle machines at fast food restaurants.
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Play posted:This was kind of a plot point in a science fiction book I read. Citizens of this moving city on mars used time as currency; once your time had run out you would become a Quiet, where your mind would be put into a machine in order to accomplish necessary tasks to protect and maintain the city. It was pretty cool thought about the tragedy of the commons and how to address it,, and if my reanimated corpse could be of help then by all means... a big plot point of that book was that the citizens dont remember their time in the machine and rich people live for an absurdly long time. turned out that you do remember being in the machine and its loving terrible they just wipe your memory before uploading you back into a body that isnt yours and give you new memories. there was a dude who had been alive for like 2000 yrs and was going to just give away his time and go into the machine because he was bored then the main character stole all the time to get the mcguffin First of May posted:Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Reanimate. the four rs Sodomy Hussein posted:If stories about the water table under the Midwest drying up are even half-true we're going to be looking for vegetable substitutes whether we like it or not, assuming demand can even be met and we're not just all on a soylent green diet by 2050. ants taste good and breed themselves all aboard the ant burger train. snergle fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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Ebola Roulette posted:Lol that's great i mean sids was basically oopsie you murdered your infant by being garbage at keeping infants alive. noone went to jail for sids. when they can talk and walk it became murder though.
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Aug 23, 2019 23:15
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Bonzo posted:These are only at newsstands and clerk manned grocery counters. There's a reason you don't see these types of things at self checkout. boomers love self check out where i live. younger people with kids or anyone who smokes are the people going through the cashier line. i go through it because i want them to keep their jobs. The boomers are all going through self check out then pretending they dont know what to do so the self check out warden has to come help them. its loving hell if theres 5 of em in there. snergle fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Aug 27, 2019 |
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Aug 27, 2019 04:23
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Omnitrix posted:Boomers love to go to Hooters or Twin Peaks and convince themselves their waitress is really interested in them. Instead of tipping better, said boomer will buy his favorite waitress cakes and cookies or cheap gaudy jewelry in hopes he can finally get his dick sucked. tilted kilts to.
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Sep 7, 2019 01:11
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pod casts from the maker of reddit telling them they created all the good buisnesses running the economy. those dirty millenial buisnessess arent doing poo poo! silicon valley is a scam! gen x apparently love it as well.
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Best Korea posted:Boomers insist the tiny town of 1000 where you grew up is currently booming because a bunch of junk stores are finally opening in the empty shopping center where JC Penny used to be. Also the college an hour away is actually good because a bunch of foreigners are there now, why couldn't you have gone there? They insist our government pays for those students to come here, and refuse to understand most of them are from filthy rich families who sent them here because American degrees are status symbols elsewhere no matter how lovely the school. replace this with the town she moved to for dick and this is every convo w/ my mom. why dont you move to bum gently caress nc we just got a little ceasers and dunkin donuts! its booming. the schools are so good the high school had someone go to the nfl and our cc has tons of slur for arab or asian people. text her back to stfu racist bitch
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Ebola Roulette posted:My grandma managed to convince us to move to bum gently caress nc when I was a kid and my parents split up. This place has really picked up! There's so many jobs in retail ! Oh and the poo poo on top of the sundae is that it's a popular place for florida boomers to have a second home so cost of living is loving insane even though there are no jobs that don't pay poo poo. those are poor boomers who cant afford a house in myrtle beach. the #1 paying job in my moms area is funeral home director. the #1 job hiring is nursing and the #1 worked job is retail / fast food. Panfilo posted:You gotta find a team name offensive to boomers to get the point off. The Nebraska state Nimbys, South Carolina Gammons, East Texas Flag burners, Arkansas Jesus Punchers, that kind of thing. new england gun takers snergle fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Sep 23, 2019 |
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ProperGanderPusher posted:There’s two kinds of expats. There’s the computer touchers who move to the cities for their computer toucher jobs who tend to be some flavor of liberal (Texas conservatives are resentful towards them specifically for “invading” their state), and there’s the boomer who sold their Bay Area home to buy their McMansion dream home in some lame Dallas subdivision who is still salty about “muh taxes” and not being able to elect Republicans to state office anymore in California. They’ll talk about “The Once Mighty Golden State” and how they wept as they were “forced” to move away due to Mexicans and liberals burning it to the ground. The comments section on Victor Davis Hanson’s blog when he goes off on the state of his shithole Central Valley town and how it’s all the fault of urban coastie scum is a premium source for this kind of thinking. theres a third type, the poor enough to not to be able to afford poo poo there but rich enough to move out of state. im that third one. they tend to be the liberals invaders though to since they were forced out by boomers charging 2k rent in humbolt county because eureka is booming! ( booming in meth) Plan Z posted:I swear every Boomer has every device that emits noise on its loudest possible volume level. TVs, phones, laptops, etc. I don't think I've met a Boomer who ever sets their phone to vibrate. i do this but i have this weird thing where i only hear 5 sounds at once and if its noisy i wont hear it so i need it to be louder then the cacophony of noise. i quickly turn it off if its my phone though. snergle fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Sep 24, 2019 |
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pookel posted:Another thing boomers like - insisting that you have to take a keyboarding class and learn to keep your fingers in the correct places in order to touch type. My mom took classes back in high school and did typing work for $1 a page regularly when I was a kid. She could type about 100 wpm with few mistakes. my typing teacher in hs said on the first day if anyone can do 80wpm with 100 accuracy can get an automatic A in her class on the first day. I raised my hand and when she saw how i place my hands she scoffed and sucked her teeth. i put my middle fingers of the j and f in the home row and i arch my fingers weird. i nailed that and she renegged on the deal because i dont have perfect home row posture. the principal made her give me my A after i spent most of the quater ditching her class.
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used to walk like 6 blocks to go grocery shopping when i was about 10-12 and gently caress if we're carrying all the poo poo home. eventually a cart corral worth carts was behind the apt complex we lived in so we pushed them back and the store gave us money.
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Kanine posted:i always reaaaalllllyyyy loving hate this thanks this guy is pretty great. reminds me alot of the liberal redneck guy.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her grandma raised an anti vaxxer and is trying to help fix her mistake because oils wont stop pregos
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Cheesus posted:From the other day, but banks don't like having to handle assets on defaults. depends on the bank. my brother does alot of buisness with a state employee credit union and they have tons of houses they are renting out to people because they defaulted on loans not being payed by boomers reverse mortgage.
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i keep seeing these hats everywhere and its like bitch you lost and i doubt you were actually in nam you look young enough to be my mom and she was born in 67. like everydude over the age of 50 no matter the race seems to be wearing this poo poo 24/7.
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Time Cowboy posted:Boomers believe climate scientists are coordinating a vast conspiracy in order to maintain a piddling pool of grant money, while the trillion dollar fossil fuel industry is innocent and blameless and funding the handful of climate denying scientists out of the goodness of their hearts. leaded gas
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tango alpha delta posted:My dad self medicates a lot, when he should be taking his loving lithium for diagnosed bipolar. Because of this, there's no loving way he gets to see his grandchildren. to be fair lithium is a nightmare to take he should try to get different meds but yeah dont self medicate bipolar esp w/ booze also who ever linked white mans world itt ty i like this band despite it being country limp_cheese posted:Growing up my family went to all you can eat restuarants all the time. Ponderosa, Ryan's buffet, Old Country Buffet, and whatever Chinese buffets we could find. The reason was my step-dad was super active and if we didn't do buffets he would spend $30 on his meal and still be hungry. I'm pretty sure a few Chinese buffets changed their rules because of him. Ironically we never went to Golden Corral. Don't know why. 90% of those are owned by the same company. ryans old country hometown and golden corral buffet restraunts all serve the same food made the same way and answer to the same corporate. its carls jr vs hardees except instead of east west distinction its all over the place. snergle fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 22, 2019 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Because the boy scouts organization in the US serves the dual purpose of right wing paramailitary indoctrination and grooming child rape victims dont forget mormons. the only people in scouts after age 10 are mormons
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KiteAuraan posted:Taking away all the other problems with Brady, he sucks poo poo as a QB, has for at least a few seasons, and needs to retire. daniel toshes bret farve rant but its about tom brady goes here. to clarify idc about football and the patriots are cheaters and tom brady is a chud who french kisses and probably molests his son. but i would play qb until i died at the pay rates you get in the nfl. just keep droping down a rank. starter -> 2nd -> 3rd -> practice etc snergle fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Jan 13, 2020 |
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Neito posted:I dunno if it was here or the /r/relationships thread, but there was a story of some boomers/silent who almost killed his daughter in law or something because they snuck something she was allergic to into her food to prove.... Some dumbass Boomer point. Iirc it ended in a brawl when they said something like "she's really committed to faking it" or something just as dumb. theres a way worse r relationship story. the coconut oil story. tldr grandma kills grandchild because she cant not rub coconut oil into granddaughters hair even though she knows she is allergic and has seen how severe the reactions are.
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Bobby Digital posted:Mine’s at my parents’ house and still has drug wars on it hell yeah hi5 game on calc buddy i also had drug wars Lazyfire posted:A couple years ago at Christmas my wife's Grandmother started asking if she could move her TV upstairs and still watch cable. I told her it would depend on if she had cable ports upstairs or not, then it would be a pretty simple matter of moving the TV and the cable box. This somehow kicked off a 20 minute conversation as she and her boomer kids (my mother in law included) kept insisting cable and Wifi were the same thing and if she got a smart TV she could move it around whenever she wanted and the cable would just be there and available because they didn't understand that a cable modem did not send cable through your house. there are wireless cable boxes that use wifi since most cable boxes are just a modem now but dont tell them that let them gently caress up their poo poo trying to run a 100ft cable upstairs snergle fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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Beachcomber posted:It's possible you have to be white for this. I'd hate if I told some nice Hispanic family, only for them to be harassed. im white and they never take no for an answer from me. the real trick is to figure out what they are required to check for and dont buy that poo poo at walmart. its soda produce deli poo poo and bottled water Beachcomber posted:It's possible you have to be white for this. I'd hate if I told some nice Hispanic family, only for them to be harassed. im white and they never take no for an answer from me. the real trick is to figure out what they are required to check for and dont buy that poo poo at walmart. its soda produce deli poo poo and bottled water Jet Jaguar posted:My Boomer coworker was whispering darkly today about "socialism" and "schools brainwash kids with liberal ideas" and how he "doesn't recognize his country anymore." i am once again telling you im more deadly then corona virus to olds. Beachcomber posted:We just walk by and give them a little nod. They have no authority to require you to submit your receipt. yeah the scanners dont the pig sitting in a lawn chair next to the door does though. snergle fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Mar 1, 2020 |
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Squack McQuack posted:My boomer grandparents were actually really good people! Lifelong democrats, gave to charity, offered up their home to family friends who fell on hard times, etc. My gen-X parents on the other hand would always make sure to vote Republican "to cancel out their votes." Well anyway the grandparents are dead now and my parents voted for Trump. Chaos reigns. boomer is a state of mind caused by brain injuries. your parents are boomers and your grand parents arent poisoned by lead gasoline e.pilot posted:So I was in line at the Costco food court and everyone was standing a good 4ft apart in the line like reasonable socially distanced people, this boomer gently caress gets in line behind me, pushes his cart next to me for some reason, and proceeds to stand maybe a foot behind me, awkwardly close even under normal circumstances. social distancing = being alittle bitch? shove their cart away and tell them to gently caress off you dont need boomer remover snergle fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I am self-quarantining now, but when I was still going to my stupid retail job, the boomers have been the dumbest about basically everything involving Covid-19. better then how it is here. the stores wont let employees wear masks or gloves because it scares the customers and only one store put up sneeze guards. i have a face mask but it isnt m94 and gloves and i got called a snowflake by a boomer. I told her when she gets the roni to remember this then i took off my mask and faked sneeze. so if i stop posting soon im in guantonamo bay as a terrorist . v pretty sure fake sneezing isnt a crime. i was making a joke about the idiots doing pranks about having the roni. snergle fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Sex Skeleton posted:Being a professional athlete is like winning a lottery ticket. The vast majority of the kids who try don't even make it into a minor league or college team. I'm okay paying them the big bucks. The real theft in sports is perpetuated by building multi-billion dollar stadiums using taxpayer money. It's a huge racket. They never create the vast tracts of economic activity promised by the builders, and every stadium district I've ever been in is completely dead unless there's a game on, in which case it's impossible to get into or out of. nah the real theft is and reason for why atheletes are payed so much is collegiate sports.
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i went to walmart today because i forgot to get a bag of chicken breasts i need to make dinner for a couple nights and so i dont get a cart i just get my bag of chicken and get in line. im waiting patiently behind a very elderly couple who are rightfully worried about the roni and so i give them a bit of extra room beyond the 6 feet. after all im loving filthly looking and i have no mask or gloves i dont want to bother them. some loving karen rear end bitch trys to cut in front of me with a huge loving cart of groceries. i polietly tell her im in line and to please get behind me. she says oh well you can go ahead because you only have one item. idk why but this pissed me off and i told her she isnt doing me a favor by not cutting the line she is doing what every normal human in society does. this pissed her off and she tried to get the people monitoring the lines so that you actually distance to eject me from the store. my point is boomers and karens hate when you dont take their back handed compliment or false politeness. especially in the south. univbee posted:From what I’ve heard, the problem isn’t a lack of available COBOL experts, but that they’re not willing to pay for them (see above). its both, if someone is hiring a permanent position they generally offer overly competitive pay or standard pay and great bennies because the guy who does it normally is about to die and they need someone asap. if its a temp thing like our normal guy is on vacation and our system is down were gonna offer someone on fiver 2.50 to fix it. bob dobbs is dead posted:cobol guy i knew wouldnt get out of bed for less than 35k/month billed monthly drat, im a cobol guy and i barely make that in a year. i assume that guy was in a bigger tech hub or worked for the govt / big bank. i work in a very rural area for a small credit union. snergle fucked around with this message at 07:22 on May 12, 2020 |
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Bonzo posted:This is hilarious because people thought answering machines were rude and also confusing. Same with call waiting. I can remember a number of relatives and co-workers back in the day complaining about their kids daring to put them on hold to answer another call, or hang up on them because the other all was more important. his answering machine is voice mail if you re read it he talks about how he loves his new tapeless one he bought 10 yrs ago. i dont have a personel cell but its because im a weirdo not because i dont think they are needed. i do have one for work though as you cant work anywhere w/o out one. if you want to work in mcdonalds you wont get hired if you dont have one because they need to call you in and they do it through text because like you said noone answers the phone. the internet talk reminds me of when i had dial up and my grandma went loving ape poo poo about it. apparently she called once and got the modem noise. she almost never called us because she lived two blocks away and we lived right next to the main shopping center so she almost always had a reason to come over. she would rant and rave endlessly about it and we just stoped talking to her. PipHelix posted:The power comes in on a separate line from the phone company, through the phone plug. Landlines don't 'not need external power' thats insane. It's just redundant, which can be a big deal, but if you're like 95% of America where we haven't buried the lines, it's just as vulnerable to wind, ice or fire as power lines. And the redundancy is an open question. Phone companies used to have their own generating station but I highly loving doubt they're still running a coal plant to keep the 1% of their customer base that uses landlines online. It's probably just patched in from the main electric utility. can confirm my phone always goes out when the power goes out. my mom swears up and down its against the law what if someone cut my power and was going to murder me i need to be able to call the cops. i always just remind her that cutting someones powerline is harder then cutting their phone line. snergle fucked around with this message at 21:06 on May 20, 2020 |
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PipHelix posted:Once for a circuits demo that went sideways, I had to rig up a suicide plug. I made sure to explain to the kids it was called a *suicide* plug, and exactly why it was called that, but there's always folks who realize that power comes in one wire and out the other and you just gotta stick the copper to the copper to make the juice go and no further electrical knowledge is needed. not quite. she thinks it illegal for your phone to not work for calling the cops because calling the cops is a right. she thinks that even with no phone service using the phone to dial 911 has to work same with your power out. its some dumb poo poo
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The North Tower posted:You can call 911 without a SIM card with most phones. Maybe she got this confused? maybe? idk where she got it but she says it after every power outage and since i live in rural nc its about 4-5 times a year. usually during the spring / summer.
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Krispy Wafer posted:Just like Boomers think literal children are Millennials, Millennials think everything older than them are Boomers. Welk and westerns are Silent/Greatest gen territory. A Boomer western would be Clint Eastwood or Kevin Kline in Silverado. Sure, some liked John Wayne, but westerns as a movie genre largely died when Boomers were in their 20's and 30's. boomer is a state of mind. my brother is a boomer and he is 10 yrs younger then me. he probably got lead brain being a toddler in a lead paint house in the early 2000s
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LabyaMynora posted:
if this guy knew cobol he could get his entire family line jobs by telling them the pw on his death bed. foundation style. ive had run ins at old jobs where the guy made his code as obtuse and frustrating as possible as job security and then eventually got fired or quit and makes more as a consultant. loving genius.
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In 2014, there was a guy where I work who made a dumb little Excel macro that the team used, then shortly after quit because when the supervisor position for the team opened up, he expected to be promoted and wasn't - literally walked out and quit when it was announced who got it.
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TotalLossBrain posted:I've got close relatives who have 10% of every paycheck deducted to go to their church. Tithing is seen as the absolute minimum. mormons or catholics. im guessing mormon because you said pastor. PipHelix posted:Prosperity Buddhavacana  i get prosperity gospel because the catholic church set a huge presedent to ignoring christs teaching but prosperity buddism sounds loving insane to me. youre for sure getting reincarnated down the karmic wheel you dipshits. snergle fucked around with this message at 23:01 on May 29, 2020 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:poo poo, my friend took a bunch of criminal justice classes in japan, they visited a prison there. Japanese prison is so loving brutal it's like a warcrime. And they'll lock up foreigners without hesitation, you'll serve a sentence there before extradition. The prison my friend visited had a few years past killed a man by shoving a fire hose up his rear end apparently. And they restrict your calories for minor offences, so most people just whither away in jail if they don't remain absolutely silent and sit up against the wall (no chair) all day (you're not allowed to lay down during the day). the guy who catch me if you can is based on went to jail in france and said he lost like 80 lbs because they didnt give af about feeding you. i get the feeling most prisons are poo poo western or not.
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shadowvine118 posted:Millennials should get a jump on the generational wars and start insulting the alpha generation. Most of those losers can't read, and a bunch aren't even potty trained! i doubt it happens except for millienal with boomer brain. because most millenials are basically the living embodiment of this meme 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Whatever brand of Christianity Jimmy Carter is seems to be on the level. check his stance on abortion. its basically defund abortion clinics but dont overturn roe v wade because he is a D and needs to rely on D votes. he always danced around the issue until he was president then came down hard and basically gave republicans their current tactic for loving over abortion.
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Gaj posted:Thankfully he doesn't believe in any financial instrument beyond a checking account. He'll just let is sit and rot and collect mold, which is where we are now. Hes more likely to just do nothing than anything. hes still gonna reverse mortage that poo poo because theres all types of scamy companies that call land lines all day to try to get the person who picks up to reverse mortage and once you sign that poo poo you arent fighting it. i have a land line because its the only phone i let my boomer mother call because its easier to ignore then a million texts every minute of every day minus the 3 hours she is sleeping. scam calls fill up my voice mail faster then my mom and alot of scam calls dont do anything when voice mail picks up. they just instantly hang up.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:There are all kinds of hosed up beliefs people hold about other races, up to and including something like 40% of medical professionals think that Black people physically feel less pain (I didn't bother to look up the statistic about this but I read something about it a while back) what the gently caress is this insane bull poo poo.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Labeling generations is a dumb ambiguous practice. I manage to be both Gen X and millennial because of how bad the definitions are. ok Millexxial CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm Gen X as gently caress and find it a little weird that outside of starting to see ads and other marketing clearly aimed at my generation that Gen X is kind of generally ignored. We were like a placeholder generation or something. go gently caress yourself with your razer scooter you gen x gently caress. i wish i could find the outburst im trying to refrence its from broad city when illana gets fired from that start up non profit or something.
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