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Should Gaj make his own thread
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Yes, make a new thread 6 54.55%
No, keep things just how they are 5 45.45%
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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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After I'm not sure just how many weeks of reading a few pages at a time, sometimes just scanning through posts, and occasionally getting in to reading the fine details of some posts I just have to say this:

OH MY GOD I HAVE'NT SEEN ANY POSTS ABOUT BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CO IN LIKE 100 PAGES OR SOME poo poo, ARE THEY STILL IN BUSINESS?> PLEASE TELL ME THEY'RE STILL IN BUSINESS I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF IF THEY'RE NO LONGER SERVING DR PEPPER AND PEOPLE ARE JOKING ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE TO PEE!!!!

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Well why not, after all you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I read steal this book. I pretty much stole that poo poo for real.

Downloaded it off the internet, didn't pay for it.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Disgusting Coward posted:

I do enjoy the occasional moments where this thread overreaches massively and you get some dildo trying to pretend things like hats or using cutlery is boomer as gently caress.

Colonel Cancer posted:

We got one! A boomer in its natural environment,

Yeah, come on boomer. Get woke "AF" like the rest of us, Cutlery is racist.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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twistedmentat posted:

Canada didn't really have chain restaurants at the time, other than Swiss Chalet, so the idea of them was novel. I think also in the 80s and 90s they also tried to be themed with crazy crap on the wall.


It might have been where you were from. There were a bunch of chains in Niagara falls in the 80s and 90s. Most likely to be something familiar to all the American tourists. A lot of them are gone now, replaced with newer chain fare, like Applebees and Backdoor Steak house and whatever new bullshit.

Ponderosa Steak House, Pizza Hut obvs, there were THREE Denny's at one time. I worked at the "worst" one. Perkins, I think there is still one of those around. Hard rock and Planet Hollywood (once the casino opened).

Of course fast food penetration is everywhere so I needn't mention the usual suspects.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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LabyaMynora posted:

Really? Is this real?

*googles*

Oh my god, someone named their restaurant chain "Backdoor."

I thought it was a weird play on "Outback Steakhouse."

Wait, what? There's a backdoor restaurant?

It WAS supposed to be a play on Outback.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I think Planet Hollywood closed up a few years back. The rock hard is still going though. Yelp reviews condemn PH. I think one of my friends worked there at one point. IIRC she hated it worse than Denny's. Which is saying something.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Barudak posted:

This is actually the one Im most familiar with, and I got into the TV show because of the radio show. The 67-70 show is not good in my opinion which is why it didnt even cross my mind someone would use that as their basis for defending themselves as cool.

Where the hell is my yours truly johnny dollar reboot???

A gunsmoke reboot would be pretty dope too. But nobody likes them olde timey radio shows except old people. And us.....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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E: nevermind

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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univbee posted:

Oh yeah, there was this one rapist serial killer, I think in Russia, the police were certain it was this guy but his blood type didn’t match. Turned out much later he had a literal one in a million mutation where he had different blood types between his blood and his seminal fluid.

That was an episode of CSI too.
Guy had his own blood, but the jizz of his unborn twin or something...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Soylent Pudding posted:

Plus Catherine the great and the League of Armed Neutrality which greatly reduced the effects of the British blockade because the royal navy was dependent on naval stores from the Baltic. And the Spanish smuggling supplies and artillery to the colonists through French Louisiana to the great lakes. For that matter there are "American revolutionary war" battles in India between the French and British.

I guess in one sense "shot heard round the world" was right because Europe heard someone was trying to kill the English and everyone wanted in on that hot lead on redcoat action.



Wasn't the war of 1812 also something along the lines of "hey guys, the British are pretty busy fighting the French again, ya'll wanna see if we can take over this territory called Canada while they're not paying attention"?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Pretty much every time I hear someone mention "the 'rona'" thats what I think of.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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You Are A Elf posted:

Here’s another “Here Comes the Judge” song from the same year that was much bigger than Pigmeat’s version (with a spoken intro by Sammy Davis Jr. who played the judge on Laugh In):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDl_hEue0-M

Shorty Long made some funky music for Motown, but they never really promoted him after sticking him on the Soul label. This was one of maybe three mild hits he made for Motown through the ‘60s before he died in a boating accident in 1969 :smith: He also did the original version of “Devil with a Blue Dress On”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZ3pxgvfhY


To think, Pigmeat Markham was born in 1904 and was rapping in 1968.

The Oest of OGs

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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WaryWarren posted:

It's never been a better time to become a vegetarian or vegan, you chubby goons.

I see the point you're trying to make, and don't dispute it.

That being said, veganism isn't the key to automatic weight loss.

My cousin, who is, was also fat overweight, got some kind of surgery, lost a bunch of weight, and then gained a whole bunch back.
She's not the only one.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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TotalLossBrain posted:

Yeah they're not exactly the same flavor sovcit we get here. But the underlying principles are pretty similar: the current government is not legitimate and they have the secret legal spells.

Of course Germany's current government isn't legit. The "real" government got beat up and thrown out after ww2 and the new world order/illuminati Allies installed a puppet government.


02-6611-0142-1 posted:

I thought prepping sounded like an interesting hobby and I tried to find books on the topic by reasonable people but sadly there are none. All of them are bugfuck crazy. It’s sad because the basic premise sounds good but the reality is redneck power fantasy. They’re all preparing for their favourite imagination scenario but they don’t believe in climate change or viral epidemics

On that front, you're probably better off reading some legit wilderness survival type books, SAS survival handbook type dealies, and then just like, making sure you got a bunch of relatively non-perishable food stashed, some seeds for growing vegetables etc.. and sme knowledge of how to preserve poo poo in Mason jars or whatever.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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shame on an IGA posted:

and salt. Lots of salt.

And guns. with lots and lots of ammo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ProperGanderPusher posted:

All the kids I know with super strict authoritarian parents wound up collapsing into failsons once they were out of the house. They flunked out of college because mommy wasn’t around to scream at them to get out of bed or ground them for not getting good grades. Turns out super controlling parenting really doesn’t help your kid develop any semblance of independence or problem solving skills once they’re grown rear end adults.

I met a girl in College who was the same way. Parents were super strict, and then when she went to college, she went wild Didn't last past the first year.. Wonder whatever happened to her?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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20 Blunts posted:

Peckinpah is where its at for westerns.

Tom Mix is the best western star.

Achtane posted:

I have watched every episode of The Rifleman, I must admit.

Starring....Chuck Connorrrsss!

His character raped a 16 year old slave girl in Roots, therefore he is racist, and pedophile.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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BOOMERS LOVE TO JOKE THE MICHEAL J FOX INVENTED ROCK AND ROLL.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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LifeSunDeath posted:

My vice is Diet DP. It's just so crisp and refreshing.

I've been crushing the poo poo out of Diet Dr. Pepper the last few months myself.

What is Diet DP? Double penetration with skinny dicks?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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RememberYourMantra posted:

Rhett Butler being a cynical war profiteer who thinks the Confederate aristocracy is full of poo poo and Hattie McDaniel winning an Academy Award are the two best things about Gone With The Wind.

This was pretty good too. THough I guess its more Clark Gable himself, rather than his character:

wikipedia posted:

By all accounts, Gable got along well with co-stars[60] and was great friends with actress Hattie McDaniel; he even slipped her a real alcoholic drink during the scene in which they were celebrating the birth of Scarlett and Rhett's daughter.[61] According to Lennie Bluett, an extra in the film, Gable almost walked off the set when he discovered the studio facilities were segregated and signage posted "White" and "Colored".[62] Gable phoned the film's director Victor Fleming and told him, "If you don't get those signs down, you won't get your Rhett Butler." The signs were then taken down.[63][64] Gable tried to boycott the Gone with the Wind premiere in segregated Atlanta, Georgia, because African American McDaniel and Butterfly McQueen were not permitted to attend. He reportedly only went after McDaniel pleaded with him to go.[65] They appeared in several more films, remaining life-long friends and he always attended her Hollywood parties.[66]

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I have to change my work email password every.... I don't know. 90 days or so. I just keep it the same, but change one character.

Boomers love to watch Roots. Because they either cheer for the slavery times/ slave owners, or think that they're so woke "AF" if they cheer for Kunta Kinte, and his descendants, while still secretly wishing that Jim Crow laws were still in effect.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Boomers wish that this was real and not just a fake documentary:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.S.A.:_The_Confederate_States_of_America

wikipedia posted:

C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America is a 2004 American mockumentary that is directed by Kevin Willmott. It is an account of an alternate history, wherein the Confederacy wins the American Civil War and establishes a new Confederate States of America that incorporates the majority of the Western Hemisphere, including the former contiguous United States, the "Golden Circle", the Caribbean, and South America. The film primarily details significant political and cultural events of Confederate history from its founding until the early 2000s. This viewpoint is used to satirize real-life issues and events, and to shed light on the continuing existence of discrimination in American culture.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389828/

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Choose your own adventure post:

Boomer: "I'm all for equality/inclusiveness BUT": (pick A,B,C,D,E)

A. Them BLACK PEOPLE should just stop protesting and get back to their jobs. The system will take care of things now that we have laws.

B. I wish those (LGBTQ+) people would stop being so flamboyant and chill out, yeah, you're gay and proud, but I'm straight and proud, I don't need no parade

C. Them brown people should stop trying to ram Ramadan down our throats while at the same time getting mad because I say MERRY CHRISTMAS

D. Them slanty eyed people should just either go back to their country or integrate with our society.

E. Those fuckin (native peoples) should learn to just move off the reserve and act like us white people, we stole their land fair and square LOLO!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Collateral Damage posted:

Adam West will forever be the best Batman.

:same:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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My guess would be that a lot of older black people might not mind being called "coloured" because that was the PC term to call black people back when they were younger, so it wasn't really irritating for them, so maybe they just kinda accept being called that because "meh, It ain't that bad. I've been called worse".

Re: statues and whatnot, I see some people posting poo poo up on fakebook that are all "they didn't tear down the concentration camps in europe, so why are they tearing down (Statue of confederate guy)? Never forget or whatever".

I see the point thats trying to be made, but at the same time the confederates are/were the "bad guys", so its kinda like, the statues of (general whoever the gently caress) are like having in Germany, statues of Goerring or Goebbels and Eichmann. They were the "bad guys", the opressors etc. The monuments that are still standing are to honor the oppressed not the oppressors.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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WARNING WARNING WARNING!!! White guy about to paraphrase famous black man to sound credible.

I've read the Autobiography of Malcolm X a few times and he kinda said the same thing. Something like "I respect the southern(racist/republican) white man more than I do the northern (democrat, allegedly not racist) white man. Because the southern white man won't pretend that he likes me to my face while plotting behind my back".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I just got a smart phone after holding out for years. I don't have a data plan, and just use it for phone things and the occasional wifi at the pub type stuff.

Also, I liked new coke.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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PipHelix posted:



I've never misrepresented my brain as unpoisoned. In fact somewhere back in this thread I talked about how much I loved huffing the smell of gas in the back of my parents shitbox car while they filled up in the mid 80s and in the shed where they kept the lawnmower and snowmobile. But the nested footnotes are normalized from academia.
The smell of gas from the gas station is great, but shed gas smell is whack "AF" (as the kids say).
That smell of half rotten wood, grass and gas? gently caress that poo poo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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My mom (silent) would usually get me abunch of crap for christmas that I wouldn't really need. Eventually I told her not to bother and just buy me poo poo like socks, underwear, soap, shampoo etc. Kid me hated getting underwear, socks and that kind of poo poo from all my older aunts and grandparents. Adult me says "hell yeah bring that poo poo on! More money I can spend on booze and poo poo if I don't have to buy soap, shampoo, conditioner and all that.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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^^^^^
Gift cards are good for that kind of poo poo.

E: I also try to refrain from buying people booze anymore. Like even if they aren't an alcoholic, or recovering. I don't know how people control themselves when I'm not around. THey might not drink to excess every day, or even drink every day at all, but like maybe they drink that bottle of rum and Lowtax their wife or something.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jul 12, 2020

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Adam West Batman is the Best Batman. gently caress anyone who disagrees.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Beachcomber posted:

Thank you for triggering neurons that haven't been activated since college. It just all came rushing back to me.

I wonder how much Pygmy ponies go for these days.

Anybody know how old the beirut warehouse was that exploded?
It had some pretty big boomer energy amirite?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

There’s definitely a younger generation of permanently dowdy Americans picking up the tweety mantle

I thought that the "minions" or whatever the gently caress was the new Tweety Bird?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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cmpterjones posted:

:eyepop:

Where do I buy "I don't need therapy, I need to get hosed in public by fourteen werewolves"

I'd wear that if it was 'sodomized' in public

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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If Gaj is really doing all sorts of "look at me" and so on (I haven't really been keeping up much with the boomerous saga), then perhaps he's a boomer himself, or is infected with the boomer.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'll be 41 at the end of November.
Started lurking in College, about 2002 or 2003 or so.
The first thread I read was titled "my mother is insane" about some goon's mom who was a mega hoarder.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Someone just a few posts ago said they were 24.

E: aw gently caress maybe not. Guess I'm the stupid jerk....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Zushio posted:

I didn't see that, but now I'm gonna go look for an archive. My mother listens to his channel on SiriusXM a lot and he sounds completely hammered on there most of the time too.

On a related note, she did put me on to vintage radio programs since her other favorite channel is Radio Classics. Turns out I absolutely love Jack Benny and Johnny Dollar. I also really like Nero Wolfe, Suspense, Dimension X, X Minus One, Gunsmoke, Dragnet, Great Guildersleeve, and anything with George Burns or Orson Welles.
Hell to the muthafuckin yeah. I like them old radio shows too. Not big in to the comedy ones because I think a lot of the stuff you had to live through to get the jokes but the westerns are pretty good and Johnny dollar is probably my favorite. I downloaded war of the world's. Going to listen to that poo poo on the night before.
Halloween.
A gang of that stuff is available to download on some websites.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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PipHelix posted:

Any chance you could link to some of those websites? Planning a cross-country roadtrip for the holidays now that planes are plaguecoffins. I could use a couple dozen hours worth of some weird stuff I've never heard but have been assured by strangers on the internet is good for the seven or so days I expect to be driving.

Internetarchive.org or dot com or something. I forget exactly. There's a ton of stuff I tried to download all of the gun smoke series but it would have taken days.

LifeSunDeath posted:

i think it's really good to have some knowledge of 80's rap to understand that rap did in fact get much better, but also plateaued in the 2000s and has kind of lost sight of being innovative now.

Rap is in the hair metal phase at the moment.

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