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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BOY

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ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Good bye baseball.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Beefy dong

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


LET SCHWARB HIT AGAINST LEFTIES

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Dang, any more of this and we might be in danger of the Cubs bullpen not blowing it

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Leafy dong

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

I'm sorry Pirates fans, but your team looks like it belongs in AAA.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Brault and Pablo would be were it not for injuries, Newman....Idk what they're gonna do with

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

ALFbrot posted:

Dang, any more of this and we might be in danger of the Cubs bullpen not blowing it

This is way too real hahahaha

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Holy poo poo, 109.6 MPH off of Schwarber's bat. I'm surprised there was still baseball left for a fan to catch.

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Other complaining, but that was a ball?

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

ZeButler posted:

Holy poo poo, 109.6 MPH off of Schwarber's bat. I'm surprised there was still baseball left for a fan to catch.

Wow, that's good for the 93rd hardest hit ball this year

Edit: sorry, makes him the hitter with the 93rd highest max MPH, a few guys have a few balls hit harder and I'm not super interested in counting

ALFbrot fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 8, 2019

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Wonder how often the cubs and sox have acweekday afternoon game at the same time

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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ALFbrot posted:

Dang, any more of this and we might be in danger of the Cubs bullpen not blowing it

The only games the Cubs have won this year are when they've scored 12 or more. So just 2 more and we should be good.

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

ALFbrot posted:

Wow, that's good for the 93rd hardest hit ball this year

Okay, people have just been killing balls this season.


Also, Rays - Sox is in the sixth inning already.

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

ALFbrot posted:

Wow, that's good for the 93rd hardest hit ball this year

Fun fact about >108! https://theathletic.com/321270/2018/04/19/want-to-predict-a-hitters-future-sometimes-it-takes-just-a-single-batted-ball/

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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strike 4

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The only games the Cubs have won this year are when they've scored 12 or more. So just 2 more and we should be good.

Relax! What could POSSIBLY go wrong! :D

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Our bullpen is currently striking people out. When did they become decent?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

ZeButler posted:

Our bullpen is currently striking people out. When did they become decent?

i advise looking up jacob stallings's career numbers as a batter. they are roughly equivalent to his father's tenure as Pitt mbb coach.

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Another question, why is Brault still in this game?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
bucs were either the only team or one of like two to not use position players on the mound last year and i hope they don't capitulate today

unless they have kevin newman carry a cross up the mound and crucify himself on it

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

They should have Newman pitch. It would be a fitting end for his day.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
they're sending brault down the second dickerson or chisenhall or polanco comes off the IL. so might as well use him here

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
god this blows

off day tomorrow and two probable rainouts to follow. cool schedule

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




ZeButler posted:

They should have Newman pitch. It would be a fitting end for his day.

Hey I didn't realize you frequently posted here. Too bad the Florida baseball teams suck.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Lmao that wasn't close to a swing, but the umps want to hurry this game along.

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Kirios posted:

Hey I didn't realize you frequently posted here. Too bad the Florida baseball teams suck.

There are multiple Florida MLB teams? I only know of the Rays.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
the rays are good

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kintzler good?

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

GalacticAcid posted:

the rays are good

Yeah, and they're the only pro team in Florida right now.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Chatwood isn't doing mop up time why?

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Because he's Chatwood.

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Baez, please.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Newman redeems himself

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
:) Singing

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

He did.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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:laffo: Pirates infield

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

The Rays seem to be doing nasty things to the Sox right now.

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ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

What. The. gently caress.

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