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For me currently it's "you have a pinched nerve, I know this because I read it on webmd" ehhhh nooooo I literally cannot walk so. Also my (me) doctor said I HAVE TO GO TO A NEUROLOGIST. Nobody ever read webmd, ever.
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Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a blowjob operator
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Apr 10, 2019 19:45
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...who is?
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Apr 10, 2019 19:46
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... i'll have a root around and see what I can find.
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Apr 10, 2019 19:49
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... have you tried LSD?
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..I'm gay
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Apr 10, 2019 19:53
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...then again I’m not a narcissistic sociopath!
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...our roast beef sandwiches are on sale today! Welcome to Arby's takeout please don't bleed on the driveway.
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Apr 10, 2019 19:57
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..I got this whip
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I'm not a doctor so you're gonna die, sorry edit: hosed up, lemme try again I'm not a doctor but as a first year allied health student I will nonetheless assert myself as if I were one. Kibbles n Shits fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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Apr 10, 2019 20:01
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... you are going to have a healthy litter of puppies.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:02
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i'm a butt doctor
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Apr 10, 2019 20:03
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... I am well-versed in rectal inspection.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:04
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...I play one on TV. ...open your mouth and say "ahhh." ...hand me that bone saw. ...that looks like cancer. ...I like lab coats. ...I'm definitely not a safecracker either, officer.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:07
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...this hospital thinks I am. Please disrobe.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:08
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pinched nerves can easily make you immobilized with pain though
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Apr 10, 2019 20:09
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... as a mother, I know better than the CDC. Vivian' going to the measles party down the street.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:11
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I'm not a doctor, but you probably should have checked that before I put my hand in your rear end.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:14
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.....rectum!? Dang near killed em!”
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Apr 10, 2019 20:15
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... Wait did you say dog Thor or doctor?
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Apr 10, 2019 20:16
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but I made a ASMR video where I give you a cranial nerve exam so remember to like and subscribe because it's super helpful and I'll be super grateful. And super thanks to my super patreons. *mouth sounds*
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that thing on your anus looks bad sorry that was meant to be a pm HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 10, 2019 |
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Apr 10, 2019 20:27
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...if Joe Rogan is willing to put is name on the "Alpha Brain" supplement, then it must be good.
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"I have the loveless marriage, useless adult children, and 40 years of practiced alcoholism that your average successful surgeon has."
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Apr 10, 2019 20:32
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... that pulled back was probably from carrying a printer two miles.
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... I did go to school for several months to become a chiropractor and it’s only because of the huge lobbying power of the AMA and ...
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1redflag posted:... I did go to school for several months to become a chiropractor and it’s only because of the huge lobbying power of the AMA and ... Lmao
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...I masturbate to one on TV.
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...my name actually is Marcus Welby
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Apr 10, 2019 21:00
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.. you really need to stop taking those psych meds, they make you really boring
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Apr 10, 2019 21:08
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, you should still ban me and gas my thread."
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The Walrus posted:pinched nerves can easily make you immobilized with pain though Erm no I pretty much can't walk. Hence referral to neurologist. Has "armchair psychiatrist(ologist)" been used yet?
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Apr 10, 2019 21:13
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... it does look infected. What did you do to your cock!?
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Apr 10, 2019 21:14
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... I do give out free breast exams
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Apr 10, 2019 21:20
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...but i shouldn't need to explain why my hand is up your rear end.
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Apr 10, 2019 21:37
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...SUCK MY drat BALLS
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Apr 10, 2019 21:40
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I'm not a doctor but christ, what an rear end in a top hat!
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Apr 10, 2019 21:44
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I'm still going to check your prostate
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Apr 10, 2019 21:48
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I'm not a doctor but the man next to me isn't an anesthesiologist either.
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...I am in the house.
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